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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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YOU ARE THE REASON
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Love Begins
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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@dsmpparanatural
Philza: What is your connection to Puffy? Foolish: She's… Foolish: …my dad! [Beat] Foolish: She doesn't like it when we call her that because it makes her feel old, though. Foolish: So I call her "Captain". Foolish: She is really old though. Foolish: Like super old. Philza: She's twenty three. Foolish: Right?? Philza: I am six thousand. Foolish: Oh my god, does it hurt? Philza: How old are you? Foolish: Huh? I'm three. Philza: You're three. Foolish: I'm three.
Quackity: You see, here at Las Nevadas, we traffic not just in refreshments and dangerous contraband, but also rumors and gossip. Wilbur: Are you really going to make me trade you a dang nether star? Quackity: But of course! Information may want to be free, sure, but then, so do most prisoners. Wilbur: I'm familiar with the definition of capitalism, thanks.
Tommy: OHH, THE TRUE POWER OF VIOLENCE LOOK AT ME I'M A TALKING PIG WITH A BELIEF SYSTEM Tommy: SHUT Tommy: UP
Sneegsnag: Small's good! I fit in places! And isn't healing quickly a really great thing? Sneegsnag: Strong and weak… perfect and imperfect. You can't rank complex beings so simply. Sneegsnag: If you start underestimating me… Sneegsnag: I'LL EAT YOU Sneegsnag: …r socks
Tommy: Tubbo! Tubbo: I HAVE AN ALIBI Tommy: How are you doing I'm doing angry Tubbo: Well, I have a high number pointscore, but I don't know how it's conversion rate re: happiness. Tubbo: Do you want me to draw up a chair? Tommy: No thanks, I'll stand. Tubbo: Um… Tommy, lying down: Relative to the wall.
Tubbo, to Michael: I shouldn’t have given you that book. It’s been a bad influence on you. Tubbo: …Should have stuck to more wholesome gifts, like candy and computer games.
Tommy: Pizza’s here! Wilbur: Oh boy! Wilbur: Ah, Tommy, I hope you don’t mind… I played for you while you were gone. Wilbur: Don’t worry… Wilbur: I only lost twice! Tommy: I was downstairs for two minutes. Tommy: We’re playing Monopoly. Wilbur: I may have made a few risky investments. Techno: He tried to build a, and I quote, “tower citadel worthy of my sorcery” out of like twenty stacked hotels. On jail.
Tubbo: First things first, welcome to Manburg! Tubbo: Thoughts? Does it look crime-infested to you? Dangerous, perhaps?
Techno: You're too easy to sneak up on. Wilbur: Is that so? Techno: Should work on that. Techno: The kids too. Easy to snare. No eye for booby traps. Wilbur: That's… concerningly specific.
Wilbur: Tubbo, what do we know about Schlatt…? Tubbo: He's a big stinky jerkball. Wilbur: Thank you, that's helpful. Tubbo: Propaganda wins wars.
Wilbur: You're in the Pube, which, under my deft leadership, has transformed into a hip gathering spot slash combined bar and café. Wilbur: Or Barfé, if you will. Slimecicle: Wow appetizing
[after the attempted execution] Techno: That was my score you settled, Dream. My fight to face. You should've stayed outta the way and let me take what I was due. Techno: Payback. Expect it. Dream: Wow, great job finding a way to make "thanks, I owe you one" sound like a threat.
Techno: It only works on piglins. The medicine you saw me use. Techno: Also you took the wrong one. That goo sublimates flesh. Tommy, throwing the potion away: AAAAH WHAT?! JEEPERS, man, label them next time! Techno: …Next time you steal from me. Tommy: Wait, why do you own goo that sublimates flesh
Slimecicle: I've seen so much about you—all of you—and about this server. I'm so pleased to be a part of your story. Slimecicle: And... if I could help bring it to an end... it would mean the world. Truly. Quackity: is that a death threat Slimecicle: HUH?? N-NO, I MEANT—
Tubbo: Ranboo! Tommy tried to kick down a sliding door to make a dramatic entrance and I am loving life right now!
Phil: I can't tell you anything you don’t already know about Techno Darkstorme Blade. Phil: I have no idea what his real middle name is so I just made one up. Phil: See? So many secrets!
Tubbo: If you wanna scare someone during a fight, just tell them you know a fair bit about their tongue. Tubbo: It's pink. Fleshy. Helps them chew. Tubbo: They'll freak.