[monokoh]

me: *talks* wait am i annoying

me: *doesnt talk* wait am i boring

[liz-cat-meow-deactivated2020011]

[momoro66]

[racial]

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

[racial]

i have to pee

[racialized]

me in the middle of writing a post: you know what *discard*

[soapulp-deactivated20200501]

being insane in my room being insane in the kitchen being insane in the living room

[lambily-deactivated20200702]

Just me and my Spotify playlists against the world

[howelljenkins]

I'm gay, can I still be racist?

are you asking me for permission???????

[auckie]

My water broke when I watched ratatouille and I wasn’t even pregnant!

[jumex]

im educated but like…im still stupit

[lezbianz]

*sitting alone on my bed* *thinks “hm. i can’t keep living like this.”* *keeps living like this*

[mothcub]

poggers

yeah

[kermitheefrog]

you're laughing. i asked you who sings party rock anthem and you're laughing.

[driflloon]

good morning everyone lets just go back to sleep

[snoopysfriendwoodstock]

deeply missing the rituals of elementary school

[snoopysfriendwoodstock]

same routine every day.... going to the library as a class... eating lunch with your friends... having a teacher read to you from the same book every day.. packing your little backpack... now what do i do? emails?

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

Cant believe I saw you eating ass at the wetlands, nasty bitch!

this sounds like something an elder scrolls npc would walk up to you and say unprompted before walking away

[forbiddnsky]

wait! its too dangerous to go alone, take this! *puts my hand in yours* 🥺