Dt. Espinoza

daniel espinoza, detective for los angeles. temp. dash only. written by claudia.

[tofandomhellandback]

AM I TRIPPING OR IS THAT A PICTURE OF A SCENE WE HAVEN'T SEEN YET?

I'M SCARED

[believe-in-chemistry]

Dan making an electric hand drill look cute 

[dtdouche]

also me and a friend said it the other day: i’m done with dan being the show’s punching bag. it stopped being funny to me like 3 seasons ago.

[dtdouche]

dan hasn’t said it out loud but he is a raging bisexual.  can i request dan to have a boyfriend now.

[ma-lichtov-po]

I’m terrified, Charlotte. For me, for Chloe... for Trixie. I need help. I just need help. I need guidance. I need... I need a sign, I need something. Help me.

[dtdouche]

“Why are all of these people saying you’re cute?” - from Trixie

“don’t worry about it, sweetheart. people are just acting weird today. apparently, I’m cute.“

[dtdouche]

"I cannot believe Lucifer and half of his siblings are thirsting over you... I mean, yeah... You're not terrible, I suppose but --" Scrunches up her nose at the thought. { from Maze haha! }

“OH wow, should I be offended or glad? no offense, but I don’t think my catholic heart could handle a demon thinking I’m hot.“

[dtdouche]

"You are quite the looker. I can see my mother liked you so much."

“. . .your mother, right.“ god, that family is so messed up. “thank you. I suppose you are too.“ don’t tell lucifer.

[dtdouche]

"You... are very cute..." { from Jophiel }

“well. . .thank you. so are you.“

[dtdouche]

dan sometimes pronounces names the spanish way. i don’t know how to explain it but if you are bilingual you know.

[dtdouche]

lightbringer​:

            ❛  informed? excuse me for not being aware that this wasn’t something                you already knew, daniel. i mean, a man with your looks, how did you                not know? is it not bloody obvious? .  ❜

“oh I’m sorry, I got confused and side tracked with all of the douche and idiot comments you throw at me, luci. it’s not bloody and it’s not obvious. I’m not that self-centered to know how good looking I am.“

[dtdouche]

firstpriick​:

“she does deserve to be happy – and i know that,  i got an earful from a very tenacious lawyer when she got to heaven.  i like her.”  okay,  so he wasn’t supposed to have favorites.   but he did like both dan and charlotte.  “that…that even i was blind sided by,  cain is…elusive.”  

but he didn’t regret what he had done,  as far as cain went.  “i’m sorry about her,  i am.  you both deserved better.”

“cain, right. . .I keep forgetting that also that guy showed up.“ a prick if you ask him. and even when he was a kid learning about the bible he thought that. doesn’t help he was a bigger douche than he is. “amanediel said she is in heaven.”

and then the real issue here. “I’m just sure I won’t end up there too.” 

[dtdouche]

ofgclaxies​:

“Yes that’s right, and you’re the luckiest man in the world, and I’m the luckiest girl in the world.”

“is that so? would it be too unprofessional for me to kiss you now?“

[dtdouche]

mysticstories​:

“Oh, come on, don’t be like. You can be cute while being so much more, Mr. Espinoza.” With a sly grin, she pulled on his shirt, bringing him closer. 

“I don’t think that’s possible. in fact, cute and sexy might be on each side of the spectrum.“ he makes a point as he is dragged closer, hands reaching for her hips. “we are working.“

[50sarchieandrews]

Divorce becomes you, detective.

[anguawolf]

Cracked up laughing when I stumbled across Tom’s comment after reading @wollfgangsblog’s little bromance teaser earlier.

You know something we don’t @wollfgangsblog ? 😂😂😂

Source: @kevinmalejandro’s instagram account.

[dtdouche]

“Awwww you know I think you’re cute!” - Ella

“you know who is cutest, though? you are.“ and a little wink.