My Broken Heart @dtecnokira - Tumblr Blog

You are more likely to get assaulted by Ezra Miller in Hawaii than eaten by a shark.

Tumblr o hate these kinds of posts what are you talking about?

My mother once threatened to beat the shit out of me because the internet was slow and she thinks Will Smith was bad for slapping Chris Rock

#venting #cw abuse

mygogglesdosomething

jadegordon

These vibes for everyone as we go into 2022!

writing-prompt-s

You’re a character who can break the fourth wall, but the truth is the fourth wall doesn’t exist for you. So sometimes you go to your author’s house, eat their food, use their bathroom and go back with a confused author left behind.

mysharona1987

chaumas-deactivated20240115

so I’m opening a new hospital and I think I’m going to buy some of these window clings to decorate the glass in the children’s ward with:

bojanus

So vibrant! Red is associated with vitality, so I think sick children will feel energized when they see this ^_^

chaumas-deactivated20240115

My thoughts exactly! The bright red means energy, willpower, strength, and determination, so kids going in for life-saving surgeries will see these and be reassured that they’re going to be okay. :)

anxious-banana-deactivated20211

this Is just-

sassychaostrash

Am I the only one ... is there something wrong with me....OK I'm gonna say it...this looks like BLOOD

dtecnokira

@sassychaostrash

You're not alone

Everybody is referring to an older post where a hospital decorated its floors with red paint

this post is the perfect summation of tumblr’s reading comprehension and critical thought abilities

The color and style made it look like someone had dragged a dead body through the halls

#cw blood

lowkeytalkingheadssideblog

britnxyspears

SHUT UUUP

tallahasseemp3

me

tallahasseemp3

just to clear things up when i said me i meant the boyfriend. i completely endorse unhealthy hatred of chris pratt

dtecnokira

Saw this on Facebook

orrnament

wowww okay unfollowing now! i was a huge fan of his cannibal dinner parties and artistic displays of his victim’s corpses, i had no idea he was dating one of his patients

magicstar16

I need context

dtecnokira

I'm assuming this is about Hannibal and the HannibalxWill ship

thatssroughbuddy

U know when avatar does that thing where it flashes back to a childhood memory of a character and then focuses on their face and fades back in on them at the same angle but older and changed……. gets me every time

wildshadowtamer

nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice

thatssroughbuddy

EXACTLY!!!!!!!!

gaysofzaun

kriits

thatssroughbuddy

Thank you all for successfully breaking my heart!!!! Well done everyone if anyone needs me I’ll be off Coping with this collection of images

cosmickallura

big oof.

likealittleheartbeat

Excuse me @aucatgirl but how am I supposed to deal with these tags 😭

huffylemon

kommunistkaitou

According to my brother, the camera operators are told in advance when they're going to be cut to or at least given a heads-up, so this guy assumed he was safe to use his camera basically as a pair of binoculars bc he wasn't supposed to get the focus. But the person who was switching between camera feeds accidentally cut to his camera by mistake instead of the one that was supposed to be filming, so they ended up televising what was supposed to me one man's private cockroach observation moment.

sweettragedysworld

MJ RODRIGUEZ. NEVER FORGET THAT NAME. THE FIRST TRANS WOMAN NOMINATED FOR EMMY IN A MAIN CATEGORY

pancakeke

moodboard for when you age over 25 and start falling apart

sharkface-daydreams

I know this is funny meme haha but seriously, we create tools to help us. these are tools. if they will help you feel better, move around better, and help you take better care of your body, USE. THEM. NOW. no need to feel embarrassed or guilty about it! and please don’t ever try to make someone else feel bad for using things like this.

also, those vertical mice are amazing, they reduce wrist strain so much. if you’re an artist or someone who uses your hands a lot, definitely look into getting one

dtecnokira

I understand your concern but trust me

OP isn't making fun of anyone

She's literally spent the last few days advocating for the use of those gel inserts in shoes and she constantly helps people finding good keyboards to use if they've got physical disabilities/chronic pain and need help

kalichnikov

mspaintly

surprisebitch

this was so wild

camille-the-space-ghost

Someone explain

thefirstanomally

The first sentence says 32 and 13 implying that the speaker is 32 years old and their girlfriend is 13 years old, which is both highly inappropriate and illegal. The next sentence reveals the speaker was talking about their game levels, not their ages, which is perfectly okay.

In their reply to the audience they then say they are picking her up from middle school, again implying that their girlfriend is underage, but quickly state she’s grading papers letting us know she’s a teacher, definitely an adult, and there no reason to be upset.

The rollercoaster gif portrays how switching from upset and worried to relieved in such a short period of time feels emotionally.

The next meme shows the guy panicking from misunderstanding, then feeling relieved and calm realizing the truth, only to panic over the next misunderstanding and then calm again when hearing the end.

amishsicario

yd12k

the above explanation is followed by a picture of data from star trek with a speech bubble's tail coming out of him, implying he's the one saying all of that, which is humerous because the above text is written in a style similar to his speech patterns, and with a subject matter he would enjoy

spiral-dragon-king

whatwasoverwrought

As a teacher, I’m just popping in to say, how can she finish grading her students’ papers in one day and still have time to go questing?

dtecnokira

Perhaps the papers are from a few days ago and she has already started and just needs to finish

enby-life

Important reminder with all of this “superstra¡ght” bullshit.

THIS is the superstra¡ght flag. Vertical, two stripes, orange and black, very bright orange. Sometimes comes with nazi symbolism but obviously I’m not putting that flag on here. Used by alt right, nazis, and transphobes.

THIS is the system pride flag. Horizontal, three stripes, white orange and black, with dulled down colors. Used by systems. Not associated with superstra¡ght bullshit, been around for a LOT longer than these transphobic fucks.