Dyke

I aint got no land to offer, no cattle

[warmmillk]

[officerdown666copkiller-deactiv]

[juuliaroberts]

I had a dream last night that some guy took an axe to my head and it was violently clear I was moments from death so we were just sitting there waiting so I asked him “can I at least suck your dick?” and he said “sure” and that’s how I went out

[darkphoenix]

charles xavier:

[sexhaver]

[andhjsndns-deactivated20201127]

[mjalti]

[hayaomiyazaki]

me writing a movie review like

[nudygoon]

[thatswutttheycallmeee]

[wellbutrinboy]

u ever think about how horses can just ask for ketamine and the government gives it to them

[cyansaber]

[memesandlaughs]

[puyopuyo]

everybody shut the HELL up duke onkled gettin it!!!!

[puyopuyo]

[hobotoboggan]

[eelizabit]

[macgician-deactivated20181203]

my brother sent me this picture a few months ago and it burned a hole in my brain and i have since been unable to stop saying “I’m make cakes” literally every ten seconds

[higgzorz]