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Harley: Hazel, as darling as she is, wouldn't stop screaming her head off until I wished you happy birthday. So, salutations, puddin'. Happy Birthday.

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who’s gonna tell indy to quit being such a dirtbag and accept that people are only interested in what’s underneath her skirt?

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That’s no way to talk to a lady.

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smhsally :

But now m’intrigued.

I feel like I need t’earn the bossiness with the responsibility.

I’m afraid you’ll have to stay intrigued. And surely, you’re already bossy, you just need a place to exercise that bossiness?

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smhsally :

Sounds t’me like there’s another way of puttin’ it that isn’t ‘extended family’. Ye got more responsibility as a field producer and ye get t’boss people about and those are two of m’favourite things.

Probably best not to get into that. Extended family is the easiest way to put it. The bossing people around? I’m into. The responsibility part? Ugh, taxing.

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smhsally :

Well, what about yerself? Ye said ye were from London, didn’t ye? An’ sorta. M’a journalist, but one day I’d like t’cross over t’the newsroom as a field producer.

I have... extended family, here. That would likely be the best way to put it. A field producer, hm? Are there more perks to that job?

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smhsally :

M’delicate sensibilities can certainly handle it.

Ye wouldn’t have. But m’little brother’s here and m’searchin’ fer teenage independence just a couple’a years too late.

I’m pleased to hear it.

Well, if that isn’t an interesting little motive for for upping and moving to an entirely different country. What’re you doing here? Writing, was it?

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smhsally :

Awww, I’m looking at all yer couple-y pictures righ’ now! And oop, there ye are in yer boxers. M’from Ireland. Cork, t’be exact.

Yeah, there are a fair few of those. I hope you’re not easily offended, puddin’. 

Cork, huh? Never heard of it. What brings you here?

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smhsally :

Can’t say I’ve heard’a her but that’s a dead fancy name. I’ll give her a look on Instagram. Christ, no. No one fer me. Although, I’ve only been here a day, so I s’pose this place migh’ have somethin’ better t’offer than back home.

Follow her, if you’re so inclined. Oh, and follow me too. I’m linked in her bio, so. And home being where, exactly?

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smhsally :

She a fashion model? What’s her name? I probably don’t know her, ‘cause as ye can tell m’sense of fashion leaves a lot t’be desired, but still.

She is! Kayla Moncrieff. An absolute love, and she’s all mine. You could always take a peek at her Instagram. Although, if you don’t mind me saying, I think you look wonderful. How about you, then? A sucker for a love story, it seems. But do you have someone?

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smhsally :

Yer sweet. Sweet on yer woman as well, it seems. Is she a model too?

I absolutely love the girl. She is, sort of got me into the whole business, you know? First friend I made in the city.

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smhsally :

Bitin’ aside, m’latchin’ onto the talk about yer girly! What’s she like? We can get t’ye bein’ a super fancy model after.

My girly! She’s, well, exquisite. Only the most beautiful woman alive, present company excluded.

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smhsally :

With m’brother’s chilli? I don’t like t’think so.

C’mon then, what’s yer story? I need somethin’ t’get invested in and yer the first person t’speak t’me on this thing. Could be shite luck fer ye, but I promise I don’t bite.

My story? I mean, I’m not that interesting...

But alright! I’m a London boy, but I consider New York my home. I’m a model, soon to be wed to the most beautiful girl alive, and I’ll let you bite for a small fee. Alright, the last part was a joke, puddin’.

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smhsally :

Unfortunately (or fortunately?) that’d be my fault. I jumped on m’baby brother earlier and he spilled his chilli all over the place.

There’s nothing fortunate about that smell. You don’t think you re-broke the lift in process, do you?

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smhsally :

Not t’be morbid, but has anyone died in it?

Now that you mention it, there is a weird smell coming from that thing. 

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Any lost cats t’find? Cheatin’ boyfriends t’exploit? Murders t’solve? I’ve been here like a day an’ m’already bored as shite. I need somethin’ juicy t’write about.

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I’m not a local, so I couldn’t tell you, puddin’. If it’s any consolation, I’m just as devastatingly bored as you. There seems to be a bit of commotion among the residents about the broken lift. Maybe you could solve the mystery of that ‘un.

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nvmjay:

Instagram? Oh, yeah. I’m not very good at that. Wren had to teach me. Which makes me sound really old and technologically impaired. 

So you do have an account? You know, I bet if you bothered to promote yourself properly, you’d have a ton of Instagram followers. Your face is very aesthetically pleasing. How do you feel about taking nudes? My fiancée has a ton on her profile and she has more followers than anyone I know. They’re very tasteful.