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Sally: Happy birthday to my fave wee gobshite! Love you, teeny! And I'll be 'round later for sisterly kisses and presents! xxx

#text: jason #jason

@sallyholmes: STOP CALLING IT ST PATTY'S DAY

@sallyholmes: HEATHENS, THE WHOLE LOT OF YE

#messina tweets;

blackmascara

The only one in the world.

#elementary;

.dtfharley:

I’m afraid you’ll have to stay intrigued. And surely, you’re already bossy, you just need a place to exercise that bossiness?

That’s no fun. Now I want t’stick m’nose in.

Yes, but if I do what I need t’then people are more inclined t’listen t’me. And then I can wholly exercise m’right t’bein’ the Head Bitch in Charge.

#harley

.dtfharley:

Probably best not to get into that. Extended family is the easiest way to put it. The bossing people around? I’m into. The responsibility part? Ugh, taxing.

But now m’intrigued.

I feel like I need t’earn the bossiness with the responsibility.

#harley

.dtfharley:

I have… extended family, here. That would likely be the best way to put it. A field producer, hm? Are there more perks to that job?

Sounds t’me like there’s another way of puttin’ it that isn’t ‘extended family’. Ye got more responsibility as a field producer and ye get t’boss people about and those are two of m’favourite things.

#harley

.dtfharley:

I’m pleased to hear it.

Well, if that isn’t an interesting little motive for for upping and moving to an entirely different country. What’re you doing here? Writing, was it?

Well, what about yerself? Ye said ye were from London, didn’t ye? An’ sorta. M’a journalist, but one day I’d like t’cross over t’the newsroom as a field producer.

#harley

.dtfharley:

Yeah, there are a fair few of those. I hope you’re not easily offended, puddin’.

Cork, huh? Never heard of it. What brings you here?

M’delicate sensibilities can certainly handle it.

Ye wouldn’t have. But m’little brother’s here and m’searchin’ fer teenage independence just a couple’a years too late.

#harley

.dtfharley:

Follow her, if you’re so inclined. Oh, and follow me too. I’m linked in her bio, so. And home being where, exactly?

Awww, I’m looking at all yer couple-y pictures righ’ now! And oop, there ye are in yer boxers. M’from Ireland. Cork, t’be exact.

#harley

.dtfharley:

She is! Kayla Moncrieff. An absolute love, and she’s all mine. You could always take a peek at her Instagram. Although, if you don’t mind me saying, I think you look wonderful. How about you, then? A sucker for a love story, it seems. But do you have someone?

Can’t say I’ve heard’a her but that’s a dead fancy name. I’ll give her a look on Instagram. Christ, no. No one fer me. Although, I’ve only been here a day, so I s’pose this place migh’ have somethin’ better t’offer than back home.

#harley

.dtfharley:

I absolutely love the girl. She is, sort of got me into the whole business, you know? First friend I made in the city.

She a fashion model? What’s her name? I probably don’t know her, ‘cause as ye can tell m’sense of fashion leaves a lot t’be desired, but still.

#harley

.dtfharley:

My girly! She’s, well, exquisite. Only the most beautiful woman alive, present company excluded.

Yer sweet. Sweet on yer woman as well, it seems. Is she a model too?

#harley

.dtfharley:

My story? I mean, I’m not that interesting…

But alright! I’m a London boy, but I consider New York my home. I’m a model, soon to be wed to the most beautiful girl alive, and I’ll let you bite for a small fee. Alright, the last part was a joke, puddin’.

Bitin’ aside, m’latchin’ onto the talk about yer girly! What’s she like? We can get t’ye bein’ a super fancy model after.

#harley

.dtfharley:

There’s nothing fortunate about that smell. You don’t think you re-broke the lift in process, do you?

With m’brother’s chilli? I don’t like t’think so.

C’mon then, what’s yer story? I need somethin’ t’get invested in and yer the first person t’speak t’me on this thing. Could be shite luck fer ye, but I promise I don’t bite.

#harley

.dtfharley:

Now that you mention it, there is a weird smell coming from that thing.

Unfortunately (or fortunately?) that’d be my fault. I jumped on m’baby brother earlier and he spilled his chilli all over the place.

#harley

.dtfharley:

I’m not a local, so I couldn’t tell you, puddin’. If it’s any consolation, I’m just as devastatingly bored as you. There seems to be a bit of commotion among the residents about the broken lift. Maybe you could solve the mystery of that ‘un.

Not t’be morbid, but has anyone died in it?

#harley

eyes-ofmars

“My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know.”

Sherlock Holmes is a fictional character created by Scottish author and physician Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. A London-based “consulting detective” whose abilities border on the fantastic, Holmes is known for his astute logical reasoning, his ability to adopt almost any disguise, and his use of forensic science to solve difficult cases.

#elementary;

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