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personal archive of quotes from ao3, mostly uncredited and untagged to not disturb and because i have no idea where some of these come from. Mostly metal gear, homestuck, mcu and some devil may cry and cod. i know, what a classy combo.

if u want me to remove somethign thats yours dont hesitate hit me up its your stuff you decide i obey.

this is my fucked up/funny quote collection so warning for kink content, blood and gore, slurs, substance abuse, incest and more that ill' update when i get to it or you tell me.

She dipped her head into his chest cavity and began to drink.

“So we’re just going to ignore the penis and balls hanging out of the man’s ass?” “What would you like us to do? Politely ask him to either pull it out or tuck it up? Perhaps over the intercom?”

#How fucked can fucked get - CharmingDragon

he strongly suspected that Daken had spent too much time in the desert and was on the first name basis with all the lizards. Then he probably ate them, the crazy shameless fucker. What kind of man steals over half a million in gold and then just waltzes into bed with the man trying to kill him over it?

#Tumblr Drabbles - manicr

His dick like the mouse to the cat. In danger to be eaten whole.

Cold is harder to ignore when there's no corpse of a man you hated burning in the brasier to keep you company.

#FIELD TRIP - Honmyo_Seagull

Intense disgust and definite hint of unexpected horniness

"But absolutely, I'd love to make a porno with you, Lester. Minus the C4 though, next time. I can't make sweet love to you like this."

because romance might be dead but the corpse is still warm

#not a quote from anything but tangentially inspired by s5 e7 of the boys

"If I was sexually assaulted I'd win"

Dad, maybe teach him mewing too, since you already gave him a fascist looksmaxxing starter pack.”

Sweaty shivering homicidal potatoes.

Sam was quiet for a second, studying him. "So you found an unlabeled, half full syringe sticking out of the body of a dead man, and you decided to take it."

"It was a pretty color."

#Flashbang! - Permanent_Blue

"I'm pretty sure I revitalized the snuff industry all by my lonesome," Daken flippantly adds. "Wait, it was the sixties. Do you think I started the whole snuff industry?"

#in this exceptional case I'm adding context - he's the victim of said snuff industry #CRIME SEINE - Honmyo_Seagull

“How did we go from attempted murder to breaking into a pedophiles home together?

“I just saw a … a frozen pile of puke throw itself into the toilet.”

sorry to tell you but you killed quite a lot of people when you had your gay panic moment and froze the entire planet.

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