foreskin thief

garfielf

[jeansontoast]

Like to slap him on his bald head

Reblog to slap him on his bald head

Comment to slap him on his bald head

[saltyfinalboss]

???

[marinebiologyshitposts]

[spamtonspam]

making this was the funnest thing in my entire life youtube link in reblog

[dubiousgremloim]

CRYING AND LAUGHING AND SHITTING MYSELF

[hallowraith]

Short 'Weird Route' animation on da horizon (WIP)

[luftballons99]

spunchbob

[dubiousgremloim]

THE SPONGEBOB REFERENCE

[blazepandaartz]

Nows your chance to get [big shot]

[mydepresso]

“free”

[randomgooberness]

this is absolute dogshit because I did it in like 2 seconds but i wanted to get this out before the fandom beat the hell out of the joke and also because i keep laughing 

[justmyos]

Potassium

[abidraws]

do you fear death?

this acrylic painting was an early birthday present for my brother but i quite enjoyed doing it!! we kind of have pirates of the caribbean in common if you will. 

it’s also available on redbubble

[eglerieth]

Having rewatched Pirates of the Carribean several times, I have noticed something interesting. Will Turner is often the only survivor of massive shipwrecks, like the one that killed his mother or the one with the kraken. Other times even when hes alone he survives drowning in ways he really has no right to, like the destruction of the Interceptor. He just often conveniently finds a perfect sized piece of driftwood or something. Remember what Calypso said? About him having a “touch of destiny?” I think that the sea could never kill him, will always cradle him and protect him, because all along he was destined to be the captain of the Flying Dutchman. The sea could no more kill him than a human could cut off their own arm.

[wolvenjay]

I really hope nobody else made this joke because I put too much effort in it lol

Audio source

[charlybird]

Pirates spam I’ve been advised to take iron supplements and it’s been so weird having some energy back. These past 3 weeks I’ve put more effort into my art than I have in a very long time. It could just be a good art spell and it might drop but It’s been real nice putting time and effort into it for once

[turrows]

[wolvenjay]

AU where Davy Jones is just out and about to have a bangin good time

[wolvenjay]

Based on the Marriage Story "every day I wake up" meme This is the most effort I've put in a meme in a while.

[dubiousgremloim]

this post is deserving of far more recognition for how accurately it depicts jones

[tossacointoyourmorningstar]

The final battle in Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End is seriously underrated, let me tell you why

Release heathen god from human form

Said god rains fury down on everyone

Two ships battling and while doing so entwining

Duels on these ships in the meanwhile

Pirate lords

A wedding while stabbing others, A+ couple

A chest with a heart in it keeps being thrown around

Davy Jones

Most powerful ship changes captain, switches sides

Obliterate the enemies ship together, making whole the armada go no thanks

The cinematography of Lord Beckett walking down those steps

Jack Sparrow sacrificing his plan to save Will from certain death