DuchessAnon

Birch, I never went away at all. Also, FUCK YOU

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From charlotte griffiths new article about how she wishes she’d never met harry:

“According to the table plan, the prince and I were to sit next to each other at dinner. And because Harry was doubtless wary about being introduced to an H&M-clad stranger, he decided to kick start our relationship by subjecting me to a little test.

From his pocket, he removed a small white pill. Then he held it up to my face, popped it on to my tongue, and said with a smile: ‘Now I know I can trust you!’”

Who does that??!

He’s such a clownish asshole. I’m reading the whole article and ISTG I couldn’t spend one hour around these people. They all sound INSUFFERABLE. Even the word “leaky” pissed me off.

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Omg busybody! K8s aide Natasha and Chris Jackson got divorced last year and it was so sad - but it turns out she’s with Rob Dixon, Willy’s attractive equerry! Scandalous!!

Ok now I need to know how big the crossover is. Do u think Willy n K8 gossip about them

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Who whacked Andy?!

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The Royal Butler (his twitter handle, Chuck’s old butler) is in trouble for posting AI pics of young Willy & K8, tut tut!!

I thought u were talking about Paul Burrell, who is this new butler on the scene?! How dare he post fAIk pics of Ar kAIt and WillAIm!

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Fergie and Diddy having sex? wtf

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Eugbea having 5 beabeas in 5 years. I can’t keep up!

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I don’t want the crown from 1901. I want queen vic or earlier. OR I want then to continue where they stopped. There is so much potential for true cinema!

- Henri seeing Di as a lion

- Tommy Markle fake pap pics

- Pippa’s tips

- Liz truss making Liz RIP, dramatic shots of king chuck saying mummy

- Omid Scobie lying about his age

- Cam making henris room into a closet

- Andy going to jail!

- Anne giving @annefic a tongue lashing about manners

- Henri pushed into the dog bowl!!! (Just do 5 episodes of spare scenes tbh)

- Baby brains!!!!!

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Happy 100th to the one and only RIP Liz. Wish u were here to see how ur fav boy is doing

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and just one last thing just in case it isn’t clear i wish JUSTICE WOULD PREVAIL AND ANDREW WOULD ROT IN JAIL FOREVER. And i love jam i’m happy for meghan. I didn’t mean for that to come out shady, i really just wanted to point out she’s doing well so people don’t need to worry. I’m surprised that particular ask was interpreted as me hating meghan so much.

Life sentence for Andy! ✨Manifesting ✨

Megs fans can be worried for her and likewise for k8. I personally dgaf. If ppl wanna send me asks about serious matters that’s ok, I’ll give my opinion but for the most part I’m here to laugh at the fandom antics and the stupid and juicy royal news.

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to answer the mystery though, i was talking about the anon who said people don’t talk about andrew because they focus on their hatred for meghan or something like that. i know it’s not ur fault so i shouldnt have done that, which is why it’s better if i get blocked, honestly. what i really wanted to say is the sussex stans don’t really care abt andrew either and they hate kate more. i mean i think everyone can agree that we all hate andrew. I don’t really get the point of asking “what about andrew” when the people who hate kate act the same way as the people who hate meghan. they hate andrew but they’re more interested in proving kate is wearing wigs (which is not a bad thing honestly) or faked cancer or counting the buttons on her clothes. and i really do wish meghan well, idgaf. Sorry if me being slightly about jam offended u. I really do wish her well though

I don’t even remember that original ask bc it was months ago but again pls just write “to the anon who said xyz” at the start, it would save a hell of a lot of confusion especially if ur responding to older asks.

H8rs will use anyone to validate their opinion and discard them when they don’t quite fit anymore. RIP Liz was the worst used for this. “Omg Liz is giving her the side eye”, “the dress is inappropriate to wear in front of Liz”, “clearly Liz doesn’t approve, the body language says it all”. This is the same shit they said about both of them (and probably Di and Ferg in the 80s!)

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debated if i should get summoned or not. probably gonna get blocked at this point, which is probably for the better. but can’t help wondering why is it “ignore k8’s trolls, why are u spending time reading those” abt k8 but when it comes to anybody else that logic doesn’t apply. why can’t other people ignore their haters too? and i don’t even read that sub. i saw it once or twice but what i saw was enough. why can’t it be “both are trolled and their trolls are two sides of the same coin”. i didn’t even hate on meg. I just said she is fine and wealthy and probably living a happy life. isn’t the fact that they’re privileged the same reason people use to justify why they can go all in hating k8. i wish meg a happy life.but also, it’s funny the most trolled people in the WORLD are all living in america. i guess america is the entire world. dont get me wrong ill defend amber and blake and sometimes even meg in a heartbeat. but also if america is indeed the entire world, why isn’t it taylor? misogyny against taylor or kate are ok since they are also beloved? 🤔 but aren’t there people who love meghan too? i get it amber blake and meghan are categorized in the same way somehow. but why can’t we say misogyny against any women isn’t ok. i’m not trying to measure the victimhood of these women against each other btw, but they’re all at one point or another victims of misogyny. I just don’t wanna be gaslit that it’s wrong to point out kate’s haters act the same way as meghan’s haters. anyway i know ill never get the answers here. did i make a lot of assumptions and put words in your mouth? no, I’m just screaming at the void, not at you. anyway, i’ll just be branded as a crazy anon who’s lost it for screaming at another person’s inbox but whatever. i’m not screaming btw see i didn’t even use all caps. I actually dgaf anyway but thought it would be fun to get summoned

I can’t believe it actually summoned u!

Girl I have no reason to block u, but if u wanna send me messages, u have to make it clear who ur talking to. U can’t send a series of 4 messages beginning with “oh shut up” & expect me to know ur screaming into the void and not at me. 

Re. Ur point in this ask about me telling u to stop wasting time reading k8s trolls on reddit - is this aimed at me bc I said it, or into the world. It’s incredibly unclear. I told you to stop reading that shit because you told me to read it and you were pissed about it. It’s not relevant for me to say to you as a k8 fan to stop reading Meg h8 bc I was talking to you about k8s reddit h8rs. If a Meg fan sent me an equivalent message I would say the same thing. I have said many times on this blog that all of those h8rs are essentially the same. I’ve said for years that I need a documentary on these kind of people bc the psychology is fascinating.

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“As the couple departed the InterContinental Coogee, a young Aussie man rushed at their car armed with a longneck beer bottle and a workman's boot, asking Harry to 'do a shoey' - an Australian tradition where booze is necked from a shoe.

A plainclothes police officer forcefully pushed him away, so the man did the 'shoey' himself.”

Good for him!!!!

Tbh Henri needs to get off the line of succession for this. When the world lets u down, u always have urself and ur dirty old shoe!

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Don’t block inactive accounts! In one of those, never posts anything i just follow random accounts from different fandoms

I won’t bb don’t worry, I’m only blocking ones that are obviously bots like mabel4trump for example. I seem to have a lot that pose as some all American busty women or older man trying to push a certain narrative. Or like wladyslawmarris21 and antonsmarris1220 who looks fake and using the same photo. Blank blogs will stay xo

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I thought I would block all the obvious bot accounts that follow me but it turns out on a side blog u can only do it on desktop and u have to manually type in their name in settings?!

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Busybody Meg said she’s the most trolled person in the world, do u think so? Or is it Kate?

Are you trying to summon that anon who screams at me about lovin meg every time I don’t take the piss?!

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Have u heard of Celina Middlfart, busybody? Her name comes up a lot in news stories about Trump and Epstein. But all I can think of is her last name is like a nickname Heavy would use for k8

What an incredible name! Rach has never been that creative unfortunately. Celina Middlefart sounds like some kind of exiled Middleton relative who turns up at Ascot one day after not being seen for 20 years

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Did u know (v exciting revelation) that Will & K8’s COO is PM Mark Carney’s older brother?!

Ofc I didn’t, I’m the nothing knower! Proof that they’re trying to take over Canada?!