🐸 — Dad Jokes Sentence Starters
What not a better way to earn a laugh or a fac palm when interacting with on another! Here’s a list of the most cheesiest, and stupidest dad jokes for your roleplay needs
“What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.“
“I’m afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.”
“My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.”
“Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one!”
“Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.”
“What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They’re both Paris sites.”
“What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.”
“How do you follow Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints.”
“If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.”
“I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.”
“Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.”
“Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet.”
“I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.”
“A skeleton walks into a bar and says, ‘Hey, bartender. I’ll have one beer and a mop.’”
“I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing.”
“I don’t trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.”
“How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.”
“I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
“Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!”
“Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.”
“Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.”
“This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.”
“How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.”
“I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it will get a reaction.”
“What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback! “
"I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.”
“I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know…”
“Shout out to my fingers. I can count on all of them.”
“That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.”
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