My Life is a Sloppy Joe

wish i never said

[treker402]

Over protective.

[kprapture]

Fuck that’s cute

[lovelysuggestions]

stay safe because I like being alive at the same time as you

[babyangel-jpg]

[itsagifnotagif]

I actually have so much love for dogs

[danger]

[merakinotes]

[jollymarco]

everyone is praising Blackfish for being the first film to raise awareness for the orcas at SeaWorld when in reality White Chicks was the first major motion picture to advocate the same message

[duck-duck-geek]

during sex

girlfriend: why are u laughing

me: thought of a meme

[stability]

he has a point

[elesq]

7.3.16. “Don’t mind me. I’d drowned in a thousand oceans before ever meeting you.”

[maddwinter-deactivated20171008]

who am i without my daydreams and a pile of mental illnesses

[nudne]

i found a club that is exclusively for lesbians. i build it deep in a forest, so that the straights don’t find it. the opening night is a hit. the waiting line is huge. the lesbians are pouring in, the spirits are high, everyones having fun and making friends. suddenly there’s a commotion at the door. “sorry sir, we can’t let you in. this is for lesbians exclusively you see,” says the manager apologetically. “let him in,” i say, “its okay. he’s with us.” by he i mean hozier. he walks in with a guitar case slung over his shoulder and a flower crown on his head. he smiles at me sadly and i feel like he understands. i don’t know what, but he understands. i drink more wine and ignore the tightness in my chest. on the stage, hozier strums his guitar.

[thriftedrose]

[tuffnoiz-deactivated20170529]

I love my girlfriend @dpddoll with all my heart

[grvngxx-blog]

“I miss you” do you really? cause if you missed me you would’ve texted me “hey” or something. you would’ve checked on me. you would’ve done something to show you actually cared about our friendship. if you “miss me” why all the sudden do you miss me now? why didn’t you miss me when we started falling out? if you miss me why aren’t you trying to fix our friend ship like I was 3 months ago? do you miss me now cause I’ve moved on? or are you just saying you miss me cause why the hell not.

[losinghead-deactivated20130226]

[hotvampireadjacent]