heather d.

"does she want to eat my spleen?"

[duck-duke-goose]

„Veronica, why are you pulling on my dick?”

Hi! I’m Heather Duke

-she/her/hers

-17 years

-My birthday is April 12

-Yearbook Committee Head at Westerburg High

-My hobbies are reading, writing, croquet, and I’m learning how to paint.

-I am a stickler for grammar rules and will not hesitate to correct you if you are wrong.

Please send me asks, I’m horribly bored. I forced Chandy to make a blog too, so she’s stuck with me now too.

ooc and headcannons under the cut!

reference sheet done by the lovely @lumaereis

headcannons:

-more movie personality than musical, but there are still some musical aspects

-closeted lesbian

-shes korean on her mom’s side, american/greek on her dad’s

-her mom remarried after her birth father’s death, so she has a step-father

-pretty bad social anxiety but mostly only around the other heathers

-bulimic (canonical) due to it being something she can control

-mostly atheistic, but maybe agnostic leaning because it being y’know ohio in the 1980s

-calls people phony like the loser little holden caufield fan she is

-only heather with naturally straight hair, she gets a perm during chandler’s hospital stay

-has reading glasses that she doesn’t like to use around people

-often can be found yelling at yearbook club people becuase she’s power hungry and tries to imitate chandler

rp mains: (dm if you want to be a main or if you want to be removed)

heather chandler- @therealheatherc

heather mcnamara- @heathermcnamara1989

veronica- @greasylittlenobody and @diaryfromadeadgirl

jason dean-

ocs/ensamble!!- ace( @thebrit-watchingthechaos), dante ( @that-one-latin-student)

I’m only listing like main characters here, just ask if you want to be added

ooc:

i am i MINOR. no sexual asks please!! (unless in character ofc)

side note, I will talk about *gasp* disordered eating because shes a character with an eating disorder.

updates will come as i work on figuring out how i want to portray this character (reflecting my “canon” of the fic that I’m writing)

i personally struggle with bulimia so this is kinda a coping thing but who cares.

^^ I have since recovered!! now I fear I may be falling back into anorexic tendencies, but I’m trying not to 😭🙏

[gregor-samsa-daily]

today's gregor samsa is: meeting the white whale

[duck-duke-goose]

you're such a sad little poser...

@traffic-light-twink

Says the fag..

[duck-duke-goose]

heather rank your friends, speak your truth.

I plead the fifth.

ooc// of who she likes the most probably mcnamara, veronica, then chandler and then who she craves the attention from most it would go in the opposite order. I do think that once she gets over her envy of veronica for being more liked by chandler than her that veronica and mcnamara would switch orders but shes a salty bitch so uh </3

[shelby-is-planning]

What we lack from budget cuts we make up for in spirit!

[duck-duke-goose]

The football team takes like 75% of the budget, it’s such an inequitable system. We are forced to organize bake sales and candy grams to make a necessary part of the high school experience happen, and they lose every single game and have nothing to offer to the school past October, yet they’re the ones who receive funding?? Make it make sense.

[duck-duke-goose]

green is my swiss army knifes favorite color :3

Is your Swiss army knife sentient or is this some type of inside joke that I’m not in on?

[duck-duke-goose]

Yo bro want any weed?

@stoner-chick-official

Depends. What are your prices?

[duck-duke-goose]

heather mac will be your wifo date, trust

I doubt it. God, I'm so going to end up third wheeling her and Ram. Heather and I could do shit together because I don't think David is allowed to come, though she might be going Kurt just because she can.

I'm suspecting Ronnie's going with Mr. Psycho Killer, so that leaves me all alone. Who knows, I might end up asking Earl Frazier out, despite my usual disdain for footballers.

[duck-duke-goose]

POLYAMORY EXISTS!!

(kiss heather mac.)

nuh uh

[duck-duke-goose]

“I asked ChatGPT” I asked Grok” Okay well, I asked Heather Chandler and she told me to shut up.

[sielugtbullets]

She lingered in the corner of the cafeteria, observing other students in their natural habitat. It was a habit she entertained herself with at every new school she found herself attending. A habit that sometimes came in handy, too.

Her annotated copy of The Catcher In The Rye sat in her backpack. While it was interesting, this certain school seemed to be even more interesting. She took a sip from the straw of her 2% milk carton, eyes scanning through the crowded cafeteria.

(open interaction)

[duck-duke-goose]

Heather walked up to the new emo kid in the corner, eyes rolling in disinterest. She, similar to Veronica, found it amusing to ask a wider (and certainly weirder) selection of people the lunchtime poll question, much to Heather’s chagrin. Flippantly, she glanced down at the clipboard before sighing and making eye contact with the girl. A practiced smile slipped onto her face as she launched into what seemed to be a script of some sort.

“Hi, I’m assuming that you’re new here, so I’m going to explain this really quickly. I have a stupid question for you, and I want you to answer the stupid question so we can compare your answer to other members of the student body.”

She paused for a second to glance back down at the clipboard, clicking her pen as she did so

“Do you want to participate?”

[sielugtbullets]

J.D. looked up and raised her eyebrows in surprise. Well, this was a new one. She held eye contact, gesturing for her to go ahead, even shutting her book. A true sign of attention, especially considering that she held many conversations while reading the works of Baudelaire.

"Sure."

How ridiculously bad could this question possibly be?

[duck-duke-goose]

Her eyes flick down to the book as it shuts. There’s a flicker of recognition before she licked her lips and asked the question.

“You inherit five million dollars the same day aliens land on the Earth and say they’re going to blow it up in two days. What do you do?”

[sielugtbullets]

She lingered in the corner of the cafeteria, observing other students in their natural habitat. It was a habit she entertained herself with at every new school she found herself attending. A habit that sometimes came in handy, too.

Her annotated copy of The Catcher In The Rye sat in her backpack. While it was interesting, this certain school seemed to be even more interesting. She took a sip from the straw of her 2% milk carton, eyes scanning through the crowded cafeteria.

(open interaction)

[duck-duke-goose]

Heather walked up to the new emo kid in the corner, eyes rolling in disinterest. She, similar to Veronica, found it amusing to ask a wider (and certainly weirder) selection of people the lunchtime poll question, much to Heather’s chagrin. Flippantly, she glanced down at the clipboard before sighing and making eye contact with the girl. A practiced smile slipped onto her face as she launched into what seemed to be a script of some sort.

“Hi, I’m assuming that you’re new here, so I’m going to explain this really quickly. I have a stupid question for you, and I want you to answer the stupid question so we can compare your answer to other members of the student body.”

She paused for a second to glance back down at the clipboard, clicking her pen as she did so

“Do you want to participate?”

[duck-duke-goose]

You got a crush yet, Duke ?

Not.. particularly. There’s people I find attractive, but no actual crushes. I need to find a suitable WiFo date though.

[duck-duke-goose]

KISS HEATHER MAC

She has a boyfriend, freak, get a life.

[duck-duke-goose]

hello Heather, i lowk have a crush on you

👉👈

You have better taste than most of the heathens at this school then.

[duck-duke-goose]

𝑯𝒊, 𝑫𝒖𝒌𝒆 🍒🫶🏻

- @westerburgs-cherry-bb

(HIII I'M A NEW IN THE HEATHERS RP COMMUNITY!! this is Cordelia she's an oc kind of a wannabe heather but um she's chill with everyone. I haven't seen the movie yet so she's primarily musical/hc based)

Hey uh.. You’re in my economics class, right? Is it Caroline? Cordelia? Sorry, I’m like especially awful with names.

[duck-duke-goose]

first, second, or third declension?

you can only save one...

I'm choosing third because neuter nouns are fun to conjugate and because I like pullum plaustrums.(Technically it would be plaustra because it's plural, but for the sake of anglicization I'm leaving it like that. Don't get your panties in a twist, nerds.)

Also because third declension nominative singular has the potential to be a multitude of things and I just think that's kinda cool!