Church of the Holy Duck

I am Lord Quack, God of Ducks. I seek to bless the human world with fluff and sacredness. I also preach to the faithful on Twitter. 💛 Praise be to Quack 💛

[ansitru]

Inspiration struck. 🦆

[duck-god]

Fuck? More like DUCK

[chloelum]

Cheering you on every step of the way! 💫

[hbystuff]

Passengers

[duck-god]

Now this is holy art

[gokucat]

feeding her stuffie must live on....

[healrosie]

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

[daily-gorillas]

Daily Gorilla Update #116

hooooooooh duckie!!!

[duck-god]

[sluttyvirginmary]

I like being rude and off-putting on tumblr it allows me to be virtuous and normal in my personal offline life

[zorya-reads]

Sir, doesn’t this make you rather rude altogether?

I’m sure you have the cognitive ability to recognise the obvious truth that there’s a real person on the other side of the screen, and one who can be genuinely hurt. Very obvious, again, as we surely both know.

And I assume that in your disdain of the internet's inhabitants, you don't mind us agreeing that they're all just confirmation-biased yes-sayers. But then whatever bullshit you fling at them, girlboss, must cut even more, especially due to those stupid dumbfucks being vulnerable on the internet.

Folks would rather kill passively than directly. And you’re unbothered by doing it where you can’t witness the fallout or face any consequence. Nope, you just hide in anonymity. But that's a different story altogether. Yet, apparently, you're so proud of it to say all this hashtag girlblogging ‘look at me’. Tell me, doesn’t that make you a coward?

I’d much prefer private people to be blunt in person and decent online, than the other way round.

[chocostrawberryb]

We often forget that being a decent person is a matter of principle not convenience

[sluttyvirginmary]

How both of you look right now writing these dissertations to me on tumblr dot com on a post tagged “girlblogging”

[catchymemes]

Credit: @pet_foolery

[gaymothdude-deactivated20230716]

This is the best fucking thing I’ve ever seen

[duck-god]

When you sacred asf but still need to secure the bag by scamming and robbing

[woodsdyke]

weird ducks drawing is finally done. enjoy this selection of weird little creatures. wasn't able to include every species i wanted to, but i think i included most of the icons

you can get this as a print [here] if you too are a weird ducks enthusiast

[duck-god]

The way I know they’re a PhD by how fucking important they think their own thoughts are and also their tone deaf lack of acknowledgement of the fact that blogging has been a thing for years….GET ME OUT OF HERE

[1oko000]

[duck-god]

Support the public library ya bitch

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[duck-god]

GET YOUR PRAYERS UP!

[duck-god]

[mimimar]

witch duck family♡