Snazziest Zookeeper Around

Nalaa | 20 | she/her | lesbian <3 | enjoyer of beasts and critters

[beastwhimsy]

some pieces I've done for my exhibition! do not repost or reupload without my permission. image descriptions in alt text

[beastwhimsy]

the next two in the series!! still working on the second one but I'm getting there

[utenapilled]

nona palona

[ashiistired]

Without paint

Anastasia concept

This is a very messy sketch but oh well

[cutetanuki-chan]

come on Barbie, let's go party

[swordrogue]

Hold on. Hold on. Noticing a pattern.

Jod said when they were shutting down the cryo project, the bodies that didn't rot were the ones that he personally said goodbye to, the ones he loved.

Jod cannot die, has not been able to die in ten thousand years. Alecto assures him, "I still love y—" .

The cavaliers of Lyctors, as evidenced by Naberius and Gideon, their bodies don't rot.

Tamsyn Muir assured us, regarding Alecto, we have not begun to see the horrors of love.

[cataclysmcrows]

collection of a specific dynamic that gets me every time

[cataclysmcrows]

adding a few more

[cetaceanhandiwork]

cursed tumblr drinks tasting flight

nothing frappucino

diet dr. nasty

battery acid spaghetti

The Flavor

white gilgamesh

the sludge

dragon cum

peg nog

fistbumping lesbians

the concoction / "potion of extended bad taste"

the horsepussy

vanilla extract

edit: thanks all for your help I have added some of the things I forgot

[axolotine]

Every day those skeleton lesbians are on my dash beating the shit out of each other or making out or playing mario kart. I don't even know what kind of media the locked tomb is. Is it a tv series? A collection of plushies? A webcomic? A limited edition beverage with an oddly detailed lore behind it? Perchance. All of these questions and more could be solved by a simple google search, yet I kind of like having something that I have no context for - or understanding of - cross my dash occasionally. Adds a bit of spice. McGriddle and Shark? I hope they get gay married. I hope this isn't a queerbaiting situation or whatever. I hope they have lots of skeleton babies and their coffee shop continues to thrive. I hope they finally kill the onceler.

[log6]

STOP MAKING ME LOOK AT THE WHITE HAIRED SLUT FROM BALDURS GATE

[civetside]

harrow indirectly feels the warmth of another women for the first time (idk i thought it was really funny last night at 3 am so here we are)

[libationbearers]

tell me about yourself and i’ll insult you gravely. or compliment you if you’re weird like that

TAKE MY QUIZ. Which child of agamemnon and klytemnestra are you??????

[largishcat]

we will never have true gender equality until we start obnoxiously woobifying female villains. gone girl discourse is a good start but we need to go further. she needs to be like “I hurt people on purpose because I like it” onscreen and the fandom needs to be “she’s so misunderstood 🥺” and write five thousand out of character self-shipping fics. this will fix society

[foxdoodles]

I’ll make you cry for me and lie for me And bleed for me and die for me But most I’ll make you right for me

[lastflowerofyourhouse]

the way the cycle of violence is playing out, small scale, in the ninth house. like.

on a bright, warm day in a strange house, a young woman commits suicide to save the girl who tortured and imprisoned her.

actually, before we talk about that.

years previous, in a cold, dark house, three people commit suicide in front of a 10-year-old girl.

hang on.

one day, a child opens a sealed tomb, in an attempt to commit apocalypse-suicide because–

no wait. that's not far enough back.

one afternoon, a little girl tries to strangle the only other child she's ever known to death.

no.

about twenty seconds beforehand, the two children mock each other because they are both motherless and unloved.

one sec, for context. so.

a little girl grows up a stranger in a house that hates her.

wait.

one night, all of your children die.

oh. uhhh.

once upon a time, a man who accidentally became god founded a world in which only those capable of using and manipulating the bodies of the dead could–

um.

a few months before the end of the world, the bodies in the mortuary of a research laboratory refused to rot.

uh. hold on. so.

on april 4, 1975, a man by the name of bill gates–

no wait. before we do that.

in 1642, a dutch explorer called abel tasman–

uh. hm.

a little more than 3,000 years before the end of the world, the first refereces to mass coal mining were recorded in china–

uh.

you know what. it's a long story. forget it.

[notedchampagne]

camilla hect looks like she owns khaki shorts for special occasions

[notedchampagne]

sunday funday fit

[addamii]

Please accept my offering

[wolfythewitch]

God there's something about the idea that Hector was wearing Achilles's old armor when he faced him to die. when Achilles saw Hector he saw a mirror of himself, and he knew exactly where to aim

[wolfythewitch]

My bad here are the tags

[greelin]

this is going to have me on my hands and knees dry heaving

[greelin]

what the FUCK man.