Madness Galore.

We Do Not.

[funny-thoughts]

Other drivers aren’t judging you for how fast your windshield wipers are moving during light rain

[ducksinthepark-blog]

*a slow, evil smile spreads across my face*

[funny-thoughts]

A fridge is just domesticated winter..

[funny-thoughts]

If you lock a locker, you become the locker.

[funny-thoughts]

We need a reality TV show that follows around flat earthers as they attempt to find the edge of our planet.

[best-shower-thoughts]

Chapters in a book are like checkpoint saves while a bookmark is an instant save. (source)

[ducksinthepark-blog]

Birds.

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The word looks funny now, doesn’t it?

there should probably be an E in there somewhere.

Bireds.

[thor-the-skin-stealer-deactivat]

Do Vegetables really even exist?

or are they all just fruits in disguise?

[megan-is-ded]

I hate this

[metaphorical-thoughtbubble]

[jumps out of casket] parkour

[a-list-of-moods]

Mood #108

Jeff the killer? No, I said Geoff the killeor.

[a-list-of-moods]

Imagine knowing what you’re doing. I could never.

[crow--teeth]

me: [closes an app that is running slowly] punishment………. execution

[follow-championsofmyheart]

fanfiction is just incorrect quotes but Longer

[cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial]

I like to stare directly into security cameras to let the government know that I’m watching them

[ducksinthepark-blog]

Person: Why are there so many dust bunnies under your be-

Me: THEY 👏 ARE 👏 MY 👏 PRISONERS 👏

[ducksinthepark-blog]

Does anyone know how to calculate with grapes, because it’s making my teeth itch

[ducksinthepark-blog]

Pencil sharpeners aren’t extinct

But they should be.