To be honest? I'm not sure.

Uselesly stupid shit that I think is funny and want to tell people, but is too pointless and weird to actually say to a living persons face

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i will fight anyone to the death, anywhere, anytime.

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Life gets really awkward when you uncle and cousin randomly turn up at your LARP training

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My friend sent me this and I feel so happy, they know me so well 😊

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Whenever I say I’m the ‘Big Gay’, someone always says I’m gong to hell.

And I can’t help but think ‘yes, yes I am’. Because lying is a sin and I’m actually bisexual.

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External memes

Internal screams

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[herequeerandregrettinglife]

Reblog if you too identify as a formless blob and/or a highly strung, depressed queer praying for a giant meteor to hurry up and finally eradicate humanity

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I finally figured out my type. I like cute hardcore trashcans

I also figured out why I’m single. I am a cute hardcore trash can.....

Minus the cute

In summary, I am Oscar the Grouch

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I’m not sure if this is insanity or genius

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Me thinking in my head: Why would they do that? What the heck were they thinking? How dumb can a person even get? The level of stupidity here astounds me.

Me, yelling outloud, in a perfect Stitch voice: NO JUDGY JUDGY!!!!

[gaypeopletwitter]

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Meeeeeeeee thoooooooo

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According to this one playlist on Spotify “Bet On It” from Highschool Musical 2 is a bisexual anthem?!

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Me: I’m a genius

Bestie & Bro: *nod heads in disagreement*

[gaypeopletwitter]

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This is me, I actually do this.

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My hands are covered in blood

[brewerssupplies]

Is it possible to where if I get cremated when I die for my ashes to be made into a dice set? I just want my grandkids to yell fuck you grandpa as they roll their 9th nat 1 in a row and chuck me at a wall.

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So fucking relatable