What the hell are you starin' at!?

"Once again I've outwitted a pitifully inadequate opponent by staying one step ahead of 'em. How exactly did I do that?" [ See rules and about for more information! ]

[dynasoar5]

duckman drawings 2022

[kermzoid]

Finally have an excuse to listen to nothing but Frank Zappa

[ducktectiveus]

Can’t believe I made this blog when I was 19.... I’m 26 now and still refuse to ever delete this blog. I wanna get back into rping, it’s just fiding time as an adult is IMPOSSIBLE

[weevildoing]

my second piece for pride month!! ^^ ive been sooo obsessed with duckman lately..

[omniversalobservations]

(image via Twitter)

[spergiuro]

duckman s1e1

[firefox-official]

tips for dealing with bullies?

be a better bully

[firefox-official]

out-bully them

[sopita-instantanea]

Remember when cornfed took 2 bullets for duckman when he meet him for the first time? Bc i do

[sopita-instantanea]

I need more of their friendship

[adventurerooms]

[cartooongasm]

[toons-a-plenty]

[outofcontextdiscord]

[mashymilkiesinc]

How great to live in the old days when you could "make good" in the hometown newspaper? As in when there stIll WERE hometown newspapers. This piece from the long defunct Hemet News, Weekend section, September 9th, 1994. BTW: I think they meant “quackers,” not “quakers.”

[ducktectiveus]

POV You're patiently waiting for Duckman to return from his 50th highschool reunion

[ducktectiveus]

“Y’know, I haven’t complained and-or ranted about anything publicly in a while...”

“We oughta fix that!”

***Don’t EVEN get me started!

Leave Duckman a reason he should be peed off & no matter how dumb, he has to find a way to rant about it.

[chrmdpoet-deactivated20201207]

50 Dialogue Prompts

“It’s really not that complicated.”

“Close the door.”

“It’s three in the morning.”

“I should have told you a long time ago.”

“Why are you helping me?”

“You have to leave right now.”

“Just trust me.”

“I’ve been waiting a long time.”

“You’re in love with her.”

“Come here.”

“We could get arrested for this.”

“What are you thinking about?”

“I thought you were dead.”

“You’re never going to let that go, are you?”

“Was that supposed to hurt?”

“I can explain.”

“Love is overrated.”

“Watch me.”

“I’ve missed this.”

“I don’t believe you.”

“Sometimes, being a complete nerd comes in handy.”

“I don’t owe you an explanation.”

“We have to be quiet.”

“You’re trembling.”

“I want an answer, goddammit!”

“It was you the whole time.”

“Tell me again.”

“This is why we can’t have nice things.”

“I’m not going anywhere.”

“You don’t see me.”

“I can’t keep kissing strangers and pretending that they’re you.”

“You could have died.”

“Prove it.”

“I might never get another chance to say this.”

“Do you regret it?”

“Tell me I’m wrong.”

“Lie to me then.”

“You’ve thought about this, haven’t you?”

“We need to talk about what happened last night.”

“I never stood a chance, did I?”

“I feel like I can’t breathe.”

“I’m only here to establish an alibi.”

“Are you drunk?”

“I still remember the way you taste.”

“How much of that did you hear?”

“What happens if I do this?”

“Why are you whispering?”

“You make me want things I can’t have.”

“I don’t want to screw this up.”

“People are staring.”