frank reynolds fan account

[half-laughing, half-crying]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

[volcanokids]

Me, putting a red bracelet on the leg of a male red wing blackbird: ON GOD we gonna get u some pussy bro

[cherubicghost]

Tchaikovsky was inspired to create the piece, ‘Swan Lake’ after watching the film, ‘Barbie of Swan Lake (2003)’. Close friends of Tchaikovsky reported him saying it was, “one of the most emotionally thrilling and aesthetically divine” films he’d ever seen.

[crow--teeth-side]

[homestucky]

[animatedtext]

[lord-of-mudora-deactivated20230]

[pearswhy]

sex line operator: oh yeah baby, i’m taking off my cloths. my clothe is coming off. me: hmm.. ok… sex line operator: yeah baby youre so hard, i can tell youre getting turned on me: i never said that. youre godmodding. im hanging up

[yekkes]

Me around gays and girls: dirty joaks

Me around straight men: no I do not know what sex is, and I am not interested in knowing. Also, if you mention it I am calling the police

[horrorgay]

The only realistic gay/straight interaction

[digitised-celluloid]

[edg3ydaddies]

[teathattast]

[keaneries]

every dog owner’s worst nightmare

[surprisebitch]

finally someone said it

[betweendoctorsanddetectives]

[thebootydiaries]

most girls: hair in an updo, thigh gap, wears lots of makeup and designer clothes, runs a hipster blog

me: bald, wears glasses, a frightening beard, button-up shirts, and a porkpie hat, cooks meth to provide for my family. i am the danger. i am the one who knocks.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[littledarkhorse]

[bourtange]

[sicxboy]

I have been laughing for like 9 hours