אני יהודי

30, nb lesbian, they/them, no transmisogynists, despite URL I’m not Orthodox zazzle

[yekkes]

"Why is Louis getting 45% of Lestat's merchandise sales?"

Um Lestat dropped him. FROM THE SKY

[yekkes]

How it feels when the new eye doctor (not gay) tells me the old eye doctor (who I could have SWORN told me was gay or at least some form of LGBT) has a wife

[catsplushellhounds]

im totally normal about this. this is fine.

[evvergreen]

i love this illustration i'm losing my mind

look at her. go crazy aaaaaa go stupid aaaaaa

[evvergreen]

holy crap lois i'm bipolar

[shrimpkidd]

[yekkes]

Shockingly it did actually only take me a half hour to water everything. Did not expect that.

[yekkes]

Confused about why people are raging about this episode on Twitter

[yekkes]

I missed my cancelled wife

[yekkes]

I see my eye doctor tomorrow. Here's to hoping my prescription hasn't changed. Can I just have the same vision and good hearing? If the rest of me is falling apart 😭

[yekkes]

One of my clients is asking me to water her plants while she's on vacation, which sounds fine and well, except I'm really doubtful I'll be able to do it in a half hour like she thinks bc she sent like 24 videos (I did ask for video instruction) and I took notes for each plant in the videos but I'm not sure I'll be able to do all that in a half hour 😭

[yekkes]

I keep saying that I feel like I'm dying but I genuinely do 🤪 I ordered inositol but idk when it's going to arrive and so I guess I'll just keep suffering in the meantime.

[yekkes]

Not really spoilers but

Sam Reid was fucking spectacular at portraying emotional incest holy shit his performance was so compelling and heartbreaking in this episode

[bruzum]

[yekkes]

I really feel like this show is one of the only pieces of vampire media I've seen that kind of brings forth the idea of being a vampire as a form of horror in and of itself in a way that feels real. That's not even necessarily a spoiler but it's just something I'm thinking about.

[yekkes]

Okay so one spoiler I guess

I really really love the way this episode subverts the idea you often see in vampire media that when you become a vampire you are suddenly healed of all ailments. I think that adds a really interesting element to the show and opens up a conversation about what vampirism + disability looks like.

[teaboot]

Why do you become mutuals with random people?

This is the follow random people website

[yekkes]

Okay so I was able to see the second episode early. Spoilers below, incest TW:

Don't really know what to say because it kind of left me speechless. (It's significantly more painful than the first episode). Um. Here's what I'll say, I think they handle the emotional incest of Gabriella and Lestat's relationship well. There's nothing sexually explicit shown between them (there's one suggestive moment) but there is a fair amount of gore in the episode. Their relationship is portrayed in a way that I think honors the foundations of Lestat and Gabriella's characters. It was a difficult watch but it was a good episode. If the first episode was a fever dream, this is significantly more somber in tone.

[yekkes]

So upon some research, it seems people are taking "vampires in the vampire chronicles don't have sexual intercourse in the books" wayy too literally. Mind you, people are using this argument to defend Marius 😭