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the idea that patrick goes up to somewhere between my chin and nose kinda amuses me.

I'm taller than everybody in fall out boy and all i got was these stupidly large feet

his existence makes me feel better about myself :]

i don't actively enjoy that patrick still doesn't feel good enough but it makes me feel a lot better about my imposter syndrome as a writer

#typewriter dings #it's always comforting to know talented people are neurodivergent too and they think that play's into their self doubt spirals #i feel like him talking about his adhd so much is a new development though?#good for him anyway

he's a grown man i have only ever heard giggle and not laugh

#typewriter dings

he's just so lovably dorky

#typewriter dings #a music nerd.#a bit of a goober even

ravishingcas

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#hello!#promos #ravishingcas

sunbutch

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

cryptic-crassulaceae

you really wont like the military then buddy

sunbutch

jokes on you, i already hate the military

#other

and also why does he bring the camera under his chin like that? i mean one would normally consider that an unflattering angle but his cute kinda half-double chin makes it work

#typewriter dings #prehiatus patrick my beloved #i do actually like the sideburns

and for whatever reason that video on the left starts with him showing himself shaving his stubble so it leaves the sideburns

#typewriter dings #so he's only shaving the middle of his chin lmao

patrick vs not knowing how close one is supposed to be to a camera when speaking into it

#I'm blaming his neurodivergence /lh #typewriter dings

creation-help

What's some really ordinary traits about your oc? They like sitting on the porch with tea? They watch TV in their free time? They're fan of a band? Let's get some depth in here I often see people neglecting to give their characters everyday life traits which are actually pretty crucial to making them feel like in depth genuine people

#much to think about #other

when i was 13-17 it was sooo innocent too. my mutuals were airing out weird or sexual thoughts about their faves. i had the vibe of "he's cute. he's so nice. yay. i love that mania cardigan. his tttyg hat was so cute too. he's so funny. it would be so nice to meet him. i have him as my profile picture. he's just my favorite guy :]".

#typewriter dings #i thought it was super super weird when people were trying to find out the name of his second kid

it has always been such that i don't actively or even passively really want patrick in any tangible way. it's a nothingburger crush because he's nice and cute. nothing else really. it would be cool to see the guy in physical space though.

#typewriter dings #i never would and he never would basically #if you get what i mean #in some hypothetical universe where i was older and he was single and we were in the same place in like 2006 #maybe!#not in this universe #not in this timeline #it's a normal celebrity crush and not whatever i have on dean martin hahaha

one summer, i played soul punk so loudly every day that my neighbor across the way was pissed off. all summer.

#typewriter dings #he had a confederate flag and a loud motorcycle #get stumped bitch #sjsjsksjdk

i have been an older man enjoyer since my childhood

#typewriter dings #THANK GOD that none were remotely interested in me #whew #ugly privilege

goth-queen

#that's not my fault #if i had friends and a boyfriend i wouldn't be #other

I'm almost certain i've told this story before but it's kinda silly, so:

when i was in my first year of college (which, mind you i started early so i was 17), a coworker of my dad's offered to help me buy access to a pearson course for a semester, and she needed my password to log in.

i was at the cringe stage of my life where i might have my passwords as my celeb crushes' names and birth years. so, it was (and this was 8 years ago so it doesn't matter) something like PatrickStump1984.

my dad's coworker evidently did not know who that was (gen xer, i think) but she did say "that man is way too old for you."

and yeah, i was BORN the summer of 2001 when fob was formed.

#typewriter dings #he doesn't feel too old for me now #but he's been married since i was 11 so haha

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