from a puddle on the floor

Yeah, I don't know what to do post-November 16th, 2012, either. Interests: Stephenie Meyer’s literary universes, Kristen Stewart, Star Trek, art/animation, and classical music. my art my deviantart my life’s mission

[blended-ice]

dressed colorfully

[podcastwizard]

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

[probablily]

me in the echo chamber: exactlyyy, literallyyyy

[bungerc0re]

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

[contemptible-scoundrel]

nothing in the rules says a python can't play basketball

[bark-barkley]

i get so yay off that smile

[koiagain]

"Employment" big scam. Big scam to distract You from what matters,posting on Ur tumblr blog at 3am

[kristen-stewart-news]

[aroace-ryland-grace]

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

[mistyintherivers]

something something "the average country has 10000 prime ministers per election cycle" is a misconception. united kingdoms georg, which has had 10000 prime ministers since 2019, is an outlier and should have never been counted

[beadyeyes]

Let's fucking grab this Wednesday by the nothing

[goldswords]

THAR SHE BLOWS!! A LIFTED BLACK FORD F150 WITH TINTED WINDOWS. PASSENGER PRINCESS, GET THE HARPOONS!!!!!

[what-even-is-thiss]

I wonder if the milkman’s wife knows exactly what she’s getting into when she agrees to marry him

[amazoogle]

had a dream that i brought a used paper towel roll back to the store to pay for it again because it was so useful. cashier was like "most people don't do this. you're a good person" true

[vehder]

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

[0v9]

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

[zazzedcoffee]

Who would win?

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Voting ended onFeb 5, 2023

[zazzedcoffee]

voter fraud, GO!

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Remaining time: 17002 days 10 hours

[brokenpostarchive]

Notes:

Second poll will remain open until 50 years from publishing

Bot options share a UUID, making a vote for either count for both

Previously, a vote in the first poll counted for both options in the second

A vote for the second poll increases the vote count for both polls, despite the first ostensibly being closed

[muntiller2]

What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

[fuckblast]

Say you'll stay with me blogging until the horse poll closes

[winampskinmuseum]

nice outfit LOSER. 1443 called but in a dialect of Early Modern English that hadn't experienced the Great Vowel Shift yet so i don't know what it said