honeydew >>> watermelon & cantaloupe

she/her, 23/california/feel free to interact about anything ever!!! ask me about my pets bc i have a lot to say about em. lmk if u wanna send me a dollar NO minors pls

[unstablefragments2]

[dudewotheck]

this girl thunked a guy unconscious and its funnier every time i remember it

[dudewotheck]

the way i full heartedly jumped into the supercorp fandom for like 6 months then essentially abandoned it is actually wild like i still have a whole fic to finish

[elcycyromem]

today i layed an egg. woke up around 10am. layed an egg

[batwingsandblackcats]

Happy ten years, Carmilla

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

funniest crime would be breaking into a car on a hot day so you can die in it

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

Teacher, can I..*sigh*🙄 MAY I kill myself?

[paneerlajwanti]

FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK i got tomorrow tomorrow

[amygdalae]

he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

[dudewotheck]

this girl thunked a guy unconscious and its funnier every time i remember it

[wizardarchetypes]

I was at the veterinarian and I looked down and saw a Rollie Pollie on the floor so I put it up on the exam table and when the vet came in and said “so who are we seeing today?” I said “him” and gestured at the Rollie Pollie and the vet didn’t even smile

[afrolatinotrait]

[girlballs-archive]

dude your pussy just skittered away. like a insect

[beansmemes]

[moldavite]

sorry for fading into you. but it's kinda strange you never knew...?

[huffylemon]

[dudewotheck]

Hey! I found your Supercorp fic today and really enjoyed it! I'm wondering if it's been abandoned? No pressure, I just want to adjust my expectations accordingly.

hey! its in my mind!!! has it been almost a year yes, but my intent is to finish it… im so sorry omg…