Duh... It's Vanessa!

21 years ago a legend was born. This legend lives and blogs today. It's me...Vanessa...the legend.

[obese]

Reblog if your dick hits you in the face when you run.

[sidechica]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[realitytvgifs]

[rlaph-deactivated20140921]

I told my mom I didn’t wanna go to the store with her

[jackafz]

everyone around me: *gets things done w their life and is making money*

me: 

[alienmeg-blog]

*signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*

[genericbanana]

what is this, a vending machine for ants?

[ubercharge]

ants need to stay hydrated too

[shwig]

Don’t drink from me or my son ever again. 

[uneutral]

[tchallamunroe]

[saiasus]

[zumainthyfuture]

[doot]

WTF WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?

[sandflake]

I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…

Veins everywhere?

gorgeous~

Skin patches? Birthmarks?

hella rad~

Scars? Stretch marks?

beautiful~

Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?

heckie yeah~

Large? Curvy?

lovely~

Small? Thin?

charming~

Missing a few pieces?

handsome as ever~

Feel like you just look weird?

you’re fantastic looking~

[mymindcontinuestobecomeabstract]

THIS is the best post ever. 

[herokind-archive]

THIS.

[gamegrrl]

two things i want:

a chopped-style cooking show where the judges have no cooking experience

a chopped-style cooking show where the competitors have no cooking experience

[gamegrrl]

“i open the basket and i see tomatoes, and i’m immediately thinking ‘oh fuck i dont even like tomatoes god shittign damn”

[sapphyrnidae]

A chopped-style cooking where where neither the judges nor the competitors have any cooking experience, but both groups are told that the other group does, and they try to convince each other that they do too with nonsense words and unnecessarily complicated dishes.

[henologist]

[bando--grand-scamyon]

Uncle snoop!!!

[andrewbelami]

[dirudo]

[pokemon-personalities]

pikachu from the new detective game makes a great reaction image

[pokemon-personalities]

[burnsombreroburn]

I’ll kick anyone’s ass. I’ll kick your ass. I’ll kick your Growlithe’s ass. I’ll kick my own ass.

[kreuzader]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK??!!?!?

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

i’m babysitting this 4 year old kid today and as his dad was leaving he said “be good today” and the kid responded by saying “dad i will punch you in the leg” 

[feather-griffin]

EVERYONE IS STARTING TO REVINE THIS HELP “:^)”

[ninja46464]

Chill out!!!

[kermapippurisaatana]

Psoyche!