i'm not a soldier i'm a baller

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[xgoldenkookiesy-deactivated2025]

“He made her feel like more than the sum of her parts.”

— Rainbow Rowell, Eleanor & Park (via love-diaries)

[killowave]

[kaedeakamatsu]

[synapsid-taxonomy]

Me: The Tasmanian devil is a voracious predator and should not be engaged with

Also me: Heehoo pupper

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“Am jus

a lil creacher”

[tharook]

:V

[tasmanienerin]

But have you seen…

BABY?

BABIES?

BABIES!!!

[systlin]

TEEF

[scottlangs]

#same

[yayoroses]

https://www.instagram.com/p/B6xIzcMJyEN/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

[tinaseh]

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4yhQGmB6-b/?igshid=1uqfnlhfa9aun

[lucillesballs]

writing something without autocorrect 

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

fuck it. baby snoopy

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

[bone-and-brawn]

(x)

[blace-phalon]

approach someone who is watching football and ask them “what show is this”

[swordsking-deactivated20210811]

“This is my last message to you: in sorrow seek happiness”

— Fyodor Dostoevsky, from The Brothers Karamazov. (via xshayarsha)

[kestrele]

i dont wanna be that bitch…. dare i say it……….

icarly was funnier than friends

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

My dad’s funeral was funnier than friends

[cinnamon-rell-deactivated202204]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

you all have permission to laugh at this it’s okay

[readmorepoets]

“I don’t think they understand how it is to be a girl. I don’t think they know how it is to have to wait your whole life.”

— Woman Hollering Creek; One Holy Night, Sandra Cisneros  (via salemwitchtrials)

[aseaofquotes]

F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Love of the Last Tycoon

[kovir]

being a woman isn’t about the body you were born with or your feelings or your brain it’s about being haunted by this quote from margaret atwood for your entire life

[hopeforhealing-deactivated20200]

“Male fantasies, male fantasies, is everything run by male fantasies? Up on a pedestal or down on your knees, it’s all a male fantasy: that you’re strong enough to take what they dish out, or else too weak to do anything about it. Even pretending you aren’t catering to male fantasies is a male fantasy: pretending you’re unseen, pretending you have a life of your own, that you can wash your feet and comb your hair unconscious of the ever-present watcher peering through the keyhole, peering through the keyhole in your own head, if nowhere else. You are a woman with a man inside watching a woman. You are your own voyeur.”

― Margaret Atwood, The Robber Bride

[oumaimas]

lately there have been too many days like in a row

[thebootydiaries]

murderer: (via text) im going to kill you

me: (a week later) omg im so sorry... i saw this when i was in the middle of doing something else and then just completely forgot about it