Howst the worms art turning, turning...

Indie Rouxls Kaard ask/rp blog. Banner art belongs to mushy-art. Icon art belongs to purplebowser "Artest thou one of my admirers, worm?" Para/Novella. Literate.

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cardsharkr‌:

Why are you like this to me?

because almost dying, throwing up, and passing out is incredibly sexy

No. No to all of that.

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Oh fuck. I almost got 1k on here and I haven’t been on in months.  Whomst?

I’ve mostly been hanging out on my other rp account in a dead ass fandom with like 10 people in it.  But hey man I might come back to rp with a friend so maybe I’ll be active again.

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re poison yourself daddy rouxls

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Why are you like this to me?

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Oh fuck. I almost got 1k on here and I haven’t been on in months.  Whomst?

I’ve mostly been hanging out on my other rp account in a dead ass fandom with like 10 people in it.  But hey man I might come back to rp with a friend so maybe I’ll be active again.

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I am off today so I can finally do some shit here. My life has been hectic. My father’s health is declining and my friend who has bile duct cancer is in chemotherapy. I’m also looking for another job and the other day corporate was there all day so my anxiety was through the roof.  I also have a sinus infection so gg me.  Will I ever better?  Will my life not suck one day?

Next time on Dragonball Z.

On the upside of things I’ve been nose deep in my personal projects. My games are coming along nicely and I’m even able to get back in on a collab game I was making with Judge.  I found a good way to format my comics to where I can get updates out easier, so with all of that being said I got extra time to roleplay here.

I should be backeth...I hope I am anyway because man I missed you guys.

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Cruisin' in at top speed, Lancer stood on his bike and did the unthinkable!! A very badass(and probably very stupid) move as he stood on his bike and leaped!! Getting right on Roulx's back and clings to him like a koala, "HAH!!"

The sound of the bike’s engine reverberated in his ears,but this kind of thing was normal coming from the boy.  Whenever Lancer went, that bike usually accompanied him.  He could expect no less from a child who slept in bed with it.Writing it off as Lancer just doing...Lancer-related activities the duke continued count the funds he had amassed from his hip shop.  Before he could get too far in, his body jolted,nearly causing him to drop the currency.

“Gah!” He let out in surprise as the younger monster clinged to him.  “My heir, thoust shouldn’t do such things! If thee were to getteth hurt, the kinge would not be happy...and well, neither would I.  Be a little less reckless!”

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* ROUXLS!!!!!!! YOU ARE NO LONGER LESSER DAD. YOU ARE NOW GREATER DAD! THE BEST DAD! THE GREATEST BEST DAD WHO EVER DADDED!!!!! I LOVE YOU DAD

“Thou hast given me the greatest compliment that one could ever receive! It truly warmeth my heart that thee would see me in such a fashion...”

“However, it wouldn’t be too wise to utter such words in the presence of the monarcke, dear Lancer.”

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Sorry I afked for a while. I got busy again. But I'll be back tomorrow. I'm off so I'll get down to doing drafts.

[pridefulmorningstar-blog1]

how to ship with me

tag me in ship things

say “this them”

scream at me about headcanons

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I am here but I am super anemic so pardon me if not much gets done.  Hopefully tomorrow I’ll get more done here and actually move on to rps and shit.

I really do want to be active again and not have life kick my ass at every available turn.

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🎁 It's a mug! It says "Hero!" on it. Seems Kris still thinks of Rouxls as their hero

“A mug truly worthy of one such as I, Duke Rouxls Kaard! Thanketh thee for this wonderful gift.  Tis very fitting of one such as myself.”

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🎁 SUGAR COOKIES!! {that he made himself and will deny}

“Ah, thoust has come offering gifts.  These are magnificent...and so delicious! Doth thou knowst the recipe to these wonderful....”

“What doth thoust calleth these again?”

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I’ll probably be on to finish cleaning my inbox out when I get home. Sorry I’ve been so quiet lately. I’ve been anemic as shit and very under the weather.  I’ll get to rps soon enough.

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“Lesser Dad for Christmas I made you...a worm cake!” Yes on the plate is a cake of some sort of mud and worm mix. “I microwaved it because i know you don’t want me to use the stove.”

“Thoust...microwaved it?  Itst thou sure it has fully cooked?”

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uhm...who is seam?

“Another shopekeep that lies in this worlde, besides myself that is.  He is a doll...of sorts, liketh you.”

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🎁 One of the soldiers places a small package near the counter of the Duke's shop. Inside is a (poorly-made) scarf. Whether for the quality or the colour, it resembles a worm.

“Ah, my fans doh cometh through for me after all on this holiday season!  With gifts of worm-shaped attire! Well....it’s quality is a little lacing but fear not! The heart put into it is something which radiates from it’s mere presence!”

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*gives Rouxls a picross book*

“Whomst is the master puzzlesmith who hath created such wonders! I shall use this as inspiration for future puzzles!”

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🎁 + a navy blue mug that says "world's best lesser dad", and maybe a few new calligraphy pens too! Where'd he get em? Don't ask

“Thou hast bestoweth upon me such wonder gifts! I am truly touched by your contributions. How did thou know I was running low on calligraphy pens?”