The (True) Duke of Erisia

He/him. May or may not be trans, that's none of your business. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

[dukeerisias]

I do not use any of my servants as custodians. I do the legwork to clean up the parts of my manor I'm actively using myself. So, needless to say, it's very annoying when some random prick comes in with blood strewn all over the floor like he's just taken a bath in fucking ketchup.

I'm less upset I'm likely going to die again and more upset that I'm going to have to mop up the actual wretched mess these people leave behind them.

[dukeerisias]

What is a fancam

[lambscat]

play deepwoken

[dukeerisias]

Every time I go to my awfully put-together phone to try and order a megurger or someshit (there is no proper catering here,) just to try and unwind from the constant AGONISING cycle of entering and returning the depths against my very will, I get that little aching temptation to call the damned Regent to tell his scheming ass off.

Without fail, he has absolutely never picked up. The man is utterly obsessed with me and will not pick up.

I've resorted to mashing at my phone keyboard with my aching HUNGRY HANDS (WHERE IS MY GODDAMN MEGURGER) on an app for GOD-KNOWS-WHAT

WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO

HO0LKI95TNRBEHFBGHJYO0-P Sorry that was my skull