welcome to hell

please enjoy your stay - they/them

[mortimermcmirestinks]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

WAIT

[mortimermcmirestinks]

there we go!!

[just-shower-thoughts]

We’ve made flashlights but we haven’t made reverse flashlights

[heathyr]

artificial darkness would be funny as hell though i’d love to beam a line of night directly into someone’s face. go to the void

[thoodleoo]

touching grass is not enough i need to see the night sky as it looked to an ancient greek

[transsexualbloodlust]

i used to be confused by people who would willingly eat foods they’re allergic to but now that i’ve figured out the incredibly long list of things that make me sick i do not care. sorry that i love donuts. yes i will still complain when i get a headache because of them, did jesus not willingly submit himself to crucifixion? are we not both made in god’s image?

[sexygaywizard]

I've been seeing a lot that people are really surprised and upset that pissvortex got banned, and while I think it's fucked up and shitty that he did get banned, I also don't think it's very surprising because- and here's something I think a lot of non-TERFs don't understand- TERFs navigate this website very differently from the rest of us. The standard reaction to any non-TERF encountering a TERF is to block them, and generally not engage. You know, we have block lists of TERFs that go around. TERFs themselves, they don't really do this shit. They don't have huge block lists of trannies- I mean that would be like 80% of the fucking site- what they do is they keep watch of accounts that they really fucking hate and they hang out in their little discord servers because they're petty and vicious and have nothing better to do than fill their lives with poison and venom, and they harass you to provoke you, and when you say some shit about how terfs should kill themselves or be scalped, they share it around between themselves and mass report it. And absolutely no large social media website, not Tumblr, not Twitter, not Facebook, is going to see a post that received hundreds of reports where you said that somebody should be scalped and think, "Oh but was the other person being like a real huge asshole though?" That's not how they work. They just ban you. Whatever moderator is managing that shit does not care enough to look into the larger societal wide context of why you said that. I'm not saying this to say that you should be kind to or play nice with TERFs, I'm just saying this so that you can perhaps have an awareness of how some of your posts may look to a moderator who's received hundreds of reports about them. They're playing a different game, so play smart

[coyotetale]

Also, TERFs DO get banned, frequently. If you ever look at their profiles, it’s always things like “formerly No-True-Lesbian, formerly formerly Women-Are-Just-Vaginas, formerly formerly formerly Cis-Is-A-Slur-And-I-Just-Pissed-My-Pants.” We just gotta report them and understand that their posts won’t always be immediately recognizable to moderators because of how many dog whistles they use, but if you scroll their blog long enough they’ll invariably slip up and say some Nazi shit and then you can get them banned for that.

[hadleyfrasergender]

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT GLASS ONION IS NOW ON NETFLIX SO EVERYONE GO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY PLEASE PRETTY PL

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[eldritchscholar]

#kind of a milf reblog

[starscreamhecatoncheries]

I won't apologize

[stunningpicture]

Zoomed out while taking a picture of my Christmas tree

[rpgwiki]

[CHRISTMAS INTENSIFIES]

[der-prinz-aus-stahl-deactivated]

THE CHEER HAS REACHED CRITICAL MASS

[mistiest]

wE’RE ENTERING WARP DRIVE

[theemotionmachine]

[cyberbullyinc]

[emiliusthegreat]

I had previously seen the bottom image with zero context like 5 times before finally finding the context post and that’s why I love tumblr.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

[tricornking]

I'm just going to leave this here

[splotchee]

Doctors are like HERE is your APPOINTMENT if you are late I WILL PERSONALLY kill YOU but when you show up on time they are like I; am so so sor..ry.. Theree, will bbe abt housand yeaars, delayy

[themadcapmathematician]

This post is so funny bc people are like "that's bc of all the other people before you who ran late or had a problem that took too long (more than 15 min)" wow that's crazy, it's almost like there's an industry-wide problem with overbooking doctors based on the deranged idea that somehow healthcare will be able to be squeezed into the time it takes to microwave a tv dinner and every patient will never have any issues with travel time and that problem is passed onto doctors and patients. It's almost like it's a really bad quality of care to expect someone to cancel their entire days activities to see a healthcare professional once every one to six months for 15 minutes.

[harpyhormones]

liberalism is genuinely a disease

“hey man the planet is on fire, this system is unsustainable and it cannot be meaningfully reformed, we need drastic change that this system is fundamentally unable to provide” “AH, i see you think segregation and sodomy laws were good things. checkmate commie”

like jesus christ

[harpyhormones]

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Also just as a point: schools are MORE segregated than at some points in the 1960s

Progress is not linear and oppression looks different what a highly unsophisticated thing to say

[hypokeimena]

had a dream that started out kind of sexy and for a number of irrelevant dream-state reasons involved my having to explain to a partner that i didn't want to suck on his titties. i think it was supposed to turn into an anxiety dream about having to negotiate sexual boundaries but instead he smiled and, very sympathetic, told me "of course - i know you're a freudian, i'm sorry that didn't occur to me," sort of saying he should have remembered how i felt about oral fixations, and then the rest of the dream was me trying with increasing desperation to convince him that i was not a freudian and he just laughed and laughed, like i was being sort of foolish and silly, and said he knew how i really felt, and didn't my unconscious mind reveal the truth about me, and so on. and by then i was so distressed that i was yelling at him in the dream - not that i actually fully realized i was dreaming - and shouted "dream interpretation is a crock of shit!" with such force that it woke me up.

[hypokeimena]

now that this post has largely stopped circulating i feel that i can safely reveal what set this off. my dream partner was. well okay he was lestat iwTV. and the reason i would not suck on his titties is that, well, in the dream, i was deeply and passionately concerned about the possibility that this would cause me to be exposed to some substance called. well.

"vampire milk"

[catchymemes]

[orlyofhousesnark]

[leashamariel]

Do people know this is the husband of the prime minister of New Zealand

[creekfiend]

And who is the guy burying him in the sand

[motleyfam]

In light of the current spam bot epidemic, it’s so refreshing to get a follow and see it’s from someone with a normal, trustworthy name, like “pikachus-third-nipple”

[motleyfam]

[paxamericana]

[official-kircheis]

As per my last clay tablet,

[lurking-latinist]

CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure we’re all on the same page!

[methylbenzene]

[jasper-rolls]

enough time has passed on these photos that they feel roughly similar in energy to that photoset of all those dads at some very surreal christmas party