dulcet-xo

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

To me in 2016: if youre still on this website, fuck you but i understand

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

girl youre not gonna believe this

[airwar]

we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[huttslut]

shoutout to the lord of the rings lighting directors. bold move to let the audience see what's going on in nighttime scenes. i miss that.

[coopsgirl]

[dilfbrigade]

[gameover03909987-deactivated202]

“You know damn well I don’t leave the house” is still the funniest thing this website has ever given me

[unhinged-kitten-deactivated2023]

i’m “house phone” years old

[ohifonlyx33]

i'm "computer room" years old

[hausmensch]

Omega 3 fatty asses

[cuddlycharizard]

It’s a crime they typecast Daniel Craig as a serious action man for so long when it’s clear he was born to play a silly little gay detective

[decamarks]

she's so cute in her little christmas hat...

[decamarks]

=)

[funnytwittertweets]

[electraheart2012]

glancing down at mens chest hair while theyre talking like it's cleavage

[deesi-academia]

They should invent a song that's exactly like the song I currently like but also slightly different and unique but with the same vibes

[wizzard890]

before twitter goes, here’s my favorite tweet of all time

[bearie]

kittens conversation:

hey we are all really small do you want to sleep in a pile

other kittens: yeah

[cosmicwar]

why did they ever even attempt to try and make another actor wear a white-blonde wig after orlando bloom in the lotr trilogy. don’t they understand that we peaked 20 years ago and everything else has looked like shit after that

[cosmicwar]

it’s about the texture it’s about the stray hairs it’s about the color dimension

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

cannot get over this comment on a chess tournament video

[bumblebeebats]

Top 3 ways to pronounce "worms":

woims (old-timey New York gangster)

wurrums (Scottish)

weuhrms (bad French accent like the narrator from spongebob)