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jordan, 25. art hobbyist. icon by me.

[hotvampireadjacent]

Oh my god is that Jerma 985

[achillesinhighheels]

[scoes]

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

[scoes]

That and the monkey barrrsssss

[karawra]

idk i was bored

[kosmogrl]

[manuciruja]

I think it's insane that even in the most leftist and "progressive" spaces the idea of equating morality with looks is alive and present and no one fucking bats an eye at it. like racists and mysoginysts are always portrayed as fat and hairy and generally unkept, as a contrast to the morally good and attractive leftists of course; people will have no problem being genuinely fucking awful about someone's appearance if they're deemed to be a "bad person". and the worst part is you point all of this out and people act like you're reading too much into things like no dude you gotta start using your brain more

[karvina]

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

[karvina]

not really sure how to get her out though

[karvina]

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her

[itsmaddienow]

Jacinthe x Male Reader headcanons!

You are now a woman.

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

[dorothylarouge]

[greelin]

[COMPLETELY LOVESICK VOICE] he is so strange. And off-putting

[moonlitmartyr]

I hate ruminating on what could have been. Out here thinking "if only I locked in when I was 13" are we serious

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

getting laid - a nice thought... if you ignore the fact that it's impossible!

[ranticore]

the full whack of it

[bleedthebeat]

grab somebody nuanced tell em perhaps

[aviscranio]

[cornflakesdoesart]

my piece for the @startrekswimsuitspecial '25 edition, the icon himself, Quark in the slutty little side cutouts swimsuit!!