elias. gay. dorian pavus and sosiel vaenic warrior. kerry eurodyneâs pr manager. wretched twink. minmaxed wizard. bad at video games except when iâm not (icon by pinkvbay)
hi iâm elias. he/him, 25, white, disabled, tme, gay trans goth freak, english major dropout
- 18+ only. posts are frequently nsfw
- posts about: dragon age, rogue trader, cyberpunk 2077, pathfinder: wrath of the righteous, fallen london, baldurâs gate 3, occasionally other games. my writing is here or on my ao3, and my art is here
- i fucking hate music. big fan of post-punk, synthpop, darkwave, goth, shoegaze, doom metal, electropop, industrial, edm, experimental hip hop, post-hardcore, etc.
it's those guys i already mentioned. theyâve all had sex. a lot. please look at the chart
arum is possessed by a spirit of compassion
mullein is also shipped with @tytoalbatross's edwin cadash/dorian
and thereâs maxence delacroix from small fires
the postcum movement encompasses a variety of artistic, cultural and philosophical movements. it emerged in the mid 20th century as a skeptical response to cum,
kurtis conner video: This Conservative Influencer is Crazy
drew gooden video: The us governments obsession with integrating ai into every facet of our daily lives is going to bring about the collapse of society if we donât get of our ass and start taking action
Maladaptive deeply held belief: nobody could ever love me. Im going to die alone
Positive counterthought: maybe someone has an exceptionally rare form of mental illness that would cause them to make the grave mistake of wanting to fuck me
free my girl bellara lutare she literally didnât do anything wrong at all sheâs just fundamentally trapped in the cage of john eplerâs abysmal writing skills⌠we have got to get you out of there girl
karlach dinner date scene: gives you a lot of insight into her character, she wants to experience everything she can with you before she dies, takes place at a lively restaurant in the city and feels natural, itâs a corny first date in a cheeky way that youâre both in on and itâs fun and sweet and you genuinely enjoy yourselves and it hurts my heart watching her throw her whole soul into this love that she knows will be fleeting and doomed because sheâs not ready to give up on life just yet even though she knows her clock is ticking and sheâll be dead before you, and then you get fingered
emmrich dinner date scene: your awkward new boyfriend who picked you up as part of his ongoing midlife crisis takes you to the empty graveyard at his job and you sit across from him at the worldâs biggest table dodging each otherâs first date icebreaker questions and making uncomfortable jokes like you met on tinder last tuesday and you canât figure out if he listed his favorite movie on his profile as the cabinet of dr. caligari in a normal middle-aged goth way or in an annoying pretentious filmbro way and you donât know how to find out so instead you ask him about his relationship history and he dodges that question too, all while youâre served by enslaved happily and willingly and ethically employed spirits. he technically quit his job to join the avengers with you but apparently he still gets seniority privileges like reserving the entire graveyard for a first date while heâs on sabbatical from unethical necromancy university. and he brought his skeleton pet/son/servant so you canât even deflect the terrible conversation by sucking his dick
(2 minutes into making out in the coffin) âhow do you get this armor off again dearâ âclasps on the front of the cloak. it slides offâ âthere isnât much room for it in hereâ âthen the belt. two layers of outer robes thatâyeahâ âdarling can you lift your arms for meâ âfine. make sure youâre careful with my lyriumâ âiâll put itâiâll make a pile on the floorâ âem your coat has so many bucklesâ âyouâre still wearing your glovesâ âcan we just get out of the coffin and strip. this isnât working.â âthat might be wise.â
- emmrich is in his normal clothes in the morning, not his armor (which he and rook both wore to the necropolis)
- he mentions that he wakes at dawn because he exercises in the morning, and presumably he wouldnât be wearing his nice shirt and vest and a million bracelets to work out
so either he brought multiple changes of clothes with him (slightly insane but not unbelievable. did he pack an overnight bag? how obvious did he make it that he was trying to hit before they left for the necropolis? đ), or he left rook conked out alone naked in a coffin in a semi-public space less than a day after he rescued them from fade jail to go all the way back to the lighthouse (or possibly his apartment in the necropolis, wherever that is, considering he doesnât have a fucking bed in the lighthouse) to get his clothes. and then either way he proceeded to get changed, work out, probably bathe, get changed again, and come back to rook in the coffin which again seems to be just kind of somewhere in the necropolis. this man fascinates me
karlach dinner date scene: gives you a lot of insight into her character, she wants to experience everything she can with you before she dies, takes place at a lively restaurant in the city and feels natural, itâs a corny first date in a cheeky way that youâre both in on and itâs fun and sweet and you genuinely enjoy yourselves and it hurts my heart watching her throw her whole soul into this love that she knows will be fleeting and doomed because sheâs not ready to give up on life just yet even though she knows her clock is ticking and sheâll be dead before you, and then you get fingered
emmrich dinner date scene: your awkward new boyfriend who picked you up as part of his ongoing midlife crisis takes you to the empty graveyard at his job and you sit across from him at the worldâs biggest table dodging each otherâs first date icebreaker questions and making uncomfortable jokes like you met on tinder last tuesday and you canât figure out if he listed his favorite movie on his profile as the cabinet of dr. caligari in a normal middle-aged goth way or in an annoying pretentious filmbro way and you donât know how to find out so instead you ask him about his relationship history and he dodges that question too, all while youâre served by enslaved happily and willingly and ethically employed spirits. he technically quit his job to join the avengers with you but apparently he still gets seniority privileges like reserving the entire graveyard for a first date while heâs on sabbatical from unethical necromancy university. and he brought his skeleton pet/son/servant so you canât even deflect the terrible conversation by sucking his dick
emmrichâs romance has a large quantity of content but itâs not like. good. is the thing. itâs bland and shallow and pointless but itâs dressed up in dark academia booktok romance tropes so donât worry about the complete lack of conflict and character development look he fucks you in a sarcophagus
maybe itâs better on the lich route i havenât played it and donât intend to but. the fight you have with him before tearstone never gets resolved and never even gets mentioned again (even though during the quest he says youâll talk about it later)⌠like this haunts me⌠itâs the only point of contention you can have with him at all, it makes genuinely no sense (why is he worrying about dying of old age before his younger partner when the world is actively ending and youâre going on a suicide mission TOGETHER đ), and then when you fuck after the regret prison you do not in fact talk about it later.
the age gap is mentioned way too many times in a way that becomes awkward at best and uncomfortable at worst like i donât think thereâs a problem with an age gap relationship at all but it seems like clearly feketekuty is like âteehee look how taboo this is, isnât it hot ;)â and it makes every time he mentions it just feel like. weird. and then his debilitating fear of dying which is close to the only interesting thing about him is just reduced to the age gap thing and doesnât lead to any actual character growth at all
the dinner date scene is the most awkward dinner date i have ever seen⌠genuinely âwhatâs your favorite colorâ and blinking at each other until he says something sexual and you make out⌠the table is so big and thereâs so much physical separation⌠you ask emmrich about his relationship history and then instead of using the fact that heâs older and has experience to flesh out his character a little more through past relationships he literally says âi donât want to talk about itâ and then moves on. like whatâŚâŚ
the confession and kiss scenes are cute i guess but itâs a thick layer of frosting on a nothingcake. and i didnât even get to see him shirtless -_-
