it’s party time

no thoughts

[dumbass-status-updates]

maybe might benefit from antidepressants but if i ever lost the ability to make myself come twice in under a minute i think i'd kill myself

[dumbass-status-updates]

maybe it's just bc i have so little experience and drive and interest in romance but i want to be dommed so fucking bad........ please......... need to meet a stranger in a club who will take me home and throw me around and shit........

[dumbass-status-updates]

so silly when i am depressed all evening and then make myself come like eight times in a row and then im fine i <3 masturbation <33333

[lowpolycas]

Reblog to have something lgbt happen to you this summer

[dumbass-status-updates]

kind of want to get f*cked st*nding *p in this skirt. dont ask.

[emeraldcas]

reblog for something very lgbt to happen to you on nov 5th

[draculasdaughter]

Italian poster (details) for Le frisson des vampires or The Shiver of the Vampires, Jean Rollin, 1971.

[dumbass-status-updates]

if I wanna get eaten out like natalie portman in black swan that’s my business

[iridescentides]

tempted to make a "taste in men" uquiz with no white men in it

[iridescentides]

all right. your white faves arent doing it for me so heres a quiz with 78 actually attractive men in it and in the end i will tell you your coolness percentage. please reblog bc this took me a week to finish for some reason

[softestvirgil]

Ooh damn

[tooty-mcfarty]

i mean, you aren’t wrong, but it still hurts a little

[ierotits]

okay i did it, heres a uquiz that tells you how bad your taste in men is, according to me, an almost lesbian

reblog with your result in the tags

as a bi person who has only ever liked about 10 men in their life i have the right to judge your taste in men, answers are given in a percen

[dumbass-status-updates]

oh my goddddd oh my god ohhhh my god I am SO gay for morwenna from poldark holy SHIT

[santiagocabreradaily]

Santiago Cabrera in Covert Affairs 2x11

[macrolit]

The first three words you see will define your 2021. Go! 

[4939292028274737272182938-deact]

"musk" and "grimes" is what i. clean off the floor...................

[memory-thought]

[4939292028274737272182938-deact]

i dont like that.

[dumbass-status-updates]

just realized every male actor I’ve ever simped for has really deep set eyes................. what does it all mean..................

[dumbass-status-updates]

god I can literally feel myself turning into an aidan turner simp someone help me

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

OH MY GOD THJIS IS A REAL FUCKING TWEET

[hikkikomori-san-deactivated2021]

isnt this the dude who pretended to be a black gay guy and got caught replying to his own tweet?

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

yes

[dumbass-status-updates]

dude the Italians aren’t gonna fuck you