Incorrect MotoGP quotes

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Aleix Espergaro : men always ask "where the bitches at" but never look inward

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Fabio Quartararo : accidentally clicked on gay porn 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Fabio Quartararo, Maverick Viñales, Johann Zarco, Marco Bezzecchi, Luca Marini, Miguel Oliveira, MotoGP fans ; why you act like that?

Jorge Martin ; like what

Fabio Quartararo, Maverick Viñales, Johann Zarco, Marco Bezzecchi, Luca Marini, Miguel

Oliveira, MotoGP fans ; like that

Jorge Martin ; act like what

Fabio Quartararo, Maverick Viñales, Johann Zarco, Marco Bezzecchi, Luca Marini, Miguel Oliveira, MotoGP fans ; like the way that you act

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D.Binder : if you ever feel safe just remember I'm out there

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Jorge Martin ; everyone treated me like a criminal:(((

Also Jorge Martin ; BC I KILLED SOMEBODYYYY >:))))))))

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Aleix Espergaro : if we arguing and I stutter I'm smacking tf outta you

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Maverick Viñales : "I can fix her" blah blah blah WHO CAN FIX ME

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Joan Mir ; everybody treated me like a criminal!!

Also Joan Mir ; BC I KILLED SOMEBODY>:')

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Bezzecchi entering Antonelli's room : *sneezes*

Migno hiding under Antonelli's bed : bless you

Bezzecchi : God?

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Lorenzo : Hi, everyone! I’d like to welcome you all to the “Fuck Jorge Lorenzo” club where we’ll be discussing how terrible of a person I am. Will our new members like to say something?

Lorenzo's fruity bff : Um... I might have misunderstood the meaning of this club

Dovi : I haven’t!

Dovi to Lorenzo : You suck!!

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Bezzecchi holding a cauliflower in front of Morbidelli’s face : What is this?

Morbidelli : ...Cauliflower?

Bezzecchi to Vietti : Now tell him what you think it is

Vietti arms folded : Ghost broccoli

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Bezzecchi : You've got to learn to love yourself

Vietti : But don't you hate yourself?

Bezzecchi : Yeah but this is about you, stay focused

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Lorenzo : The way I saw it I had two options. I could either go to therapy, get professional help and work on bettering my life or I could change up my hair again

Dovi : So you chose to change your hair...

Lorenzo : Pedrosa said he liked it.

Dovi : Pedrosa’s a liar.

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Migno : [pulls up in a random car]

Antonelli : Whose car is that?

Migno : I do not know It was not locked

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Marini : WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?

Bezzecchi : Releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!

Marini : YOU RELEASED OSTRICHES

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Antonelli : Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Vietti : Okay but in my defense Migno bet me 50€ I couldn’t drink all that shampoo

Antonelli : That’s not what I wanted to- wait you drank SHAMPOO?!

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Rossi : When I was young I left a trail of broken hearts like a rock star I’m not proud of it

Lorenzo : You’re kind of proud of it You work it into a lot of conversations.