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@dumbhornyjock
So I guess I’m still here...? In case Twitter goes bye bye...
But also - jocktits that make all the str8 boys instantly and inexplicably hard.
@JockDumb on Twitter
Hey guys - if anyone is still here, I’ve started a Twitter account. Look for ‘Dumb Horny Jock’ @JockDumb. Maybe some inspiration there will get me going again. I have some down time in June and I’m looking to write something new... hope to see you there.
Don’t forget I’m always looking for your wardrobe malfunction and accidental bulge pics - you can add me on Skype ‘dumbhjock’ to show me what you’ve got or roleplay out some DHJ fantasies. I don’t plan to use Tumblr anymore but can’t bring myself to shut the blog down in the hope that maybe, one day, their stupid decision will be reversed.
CJ.
Reminder
I haven’t found a new home for the blog (still considering whether to continue but most importantly I really don’t want to lose the entire archive - which I have exported) but don’t forget you can catch me by email or on Skype.
Skype is really to keep in touch with my roleplay buddies but I’m always looking for new rp buds - as well as your pics, videos and the times you ‘accidentally’ expose yourself on webcam. I’m talking to you, cocky tops and hunky DILFs!
Email: [email protected]
dumbhjock on Skype
Just a few days to go, I guess :(
Assuming my latest reblogs have been flagged, merry Christmas to everyone and all the best for the future.
Email: [email protected]
Skype: dumbhjock
Yours,
CJ.
Reminder
I haven’t found a new home for the blog (still considering whether to continue but most importantly I really don’t want to lose the entire archive - which I have exported) but don’t forget you can catch me by email or on Skype.
Skype is really to keep in touch with my roleplay buddies but I’m always looking for new rp buds - as well as your pics, videos and the times you ‘accidentally’ expose yourself on webcam. I’m talking to you, cocky tops and hunky DILFs!
Email: [email protected]
dumbhjock on Skype
Just a few days to go, I guess :(
Great jocktits, pink underwear... but the bulge is way too big in front.
Reminder
I haven’t found a new home for the blog (still considering whether to continue but most importantly I really don’t want to lose the entire archive - which I have exported) but don’t forget you can catch me by email or on Skype.
Skype is really to keep in touch with my roleplay buddies but I’m always looking for new rp buds - as well as your pics, videos and the times you ‘accidentally’ expose yourself on webcam. I’m talking to you, cocky tops and hunky DILFs!
Email: [email protected]
dumbhjock on Skype
December 17th - a rescue plan
Some good news, I’ve been talking to two developers now and got them working together, we just had a meeting with the guys behind an existing large (millions of users) site similar to Tumblr, with a vibrant and open-minded community, and more importantly, it has open-minded owners who believe in free speech. They think we can get something done here to rescue the whole community.
I’m not allowed to reveal the site name yet. I can tell you it’s mainstream, open to everyone, open-minded and welcoming. (It’s not WordPress or any site owned by Facebook or Twitter. It’s not Pillowfort, that’s in closed beta. It’s not Ello, that’s mainly for artists. It’s not kinkspace or fetlife, those are too specialist. It’s not jux, that seems to be closed. It’s not Soup, that seems still in development and too small.)
One of the reasons for delaying the announcement for next few days is they don’t want a “land grab” where people take the names of current popular Tumblr users over there (cyber squatting). So they are looking at ways for existing Tumblr users to keep the same names on the new site.
More info over the days to come.
The plan is, broadly:
1. By December 9th, announcement of the new site and how to secure your username there
2. By December 10th, an online tool for bloggers to copy their existing content to the new site automatically, with the same tags and captions.
3. Bloggers will need to copy their content across between December 10th and December 17th if they want to use the automatic tool.
4. My understanding is that after December 17th there will be no public access to any “flagged” posts on Tumblr, but the original poster will still be able to see the flagged post (for a short time at least). Therefore, the original poster may still be able to manually download a post to their own PC or phone, after December 17th, and manually upload it to the other site. But if you have lots of posts that will take a long time, it will be better to use the automatic tool before December 17th.
Please understand that these dates are approximate and may change for technical or other reasons.
There may be a few rough edges or not so perfect looking site design on the transfer tool. Everyone is doing their best. The main goal here is to help as many people as possible preserve access to their content, in the short space of time Tumblr has allowed us, and preserve as much as possible of the Tumblr community spirit somewhere new.
The new site will cater for photo, GIF, text and html posts. It will not offer video and audio posts, due to cost reasons - maybe in future, but for now you will need to preserve video and audio content yourself in some other place.
If your Tumblr blog has a mixture of original content and reblogs, or all reblogs, all of that can be copied over to the new site. Reblogs will become “your” original content if nobody else posted them yet, otherwise they will be shown as reblogs. The devs are looking at ways to preserve attribution of reblogs back to the original Tumblr poster, if that person also moves to the new site.
Important: your Likes cannot be copied from Tumblr to the new site. You will have to go find the same posts again on the new site, and like them afresh.
(Similarly, existing reblog comments, asks, messages and other user interaction on Tumblr cannot be copied to the new site - that’s just too much to do, in the short time available.)
If you want to preserve any of your existing Liked posts on Tumblr, you will need to either: (1) download the post to your own PC, or: (2A) reblog it now to your own Tumblr blog, and then (2B) use the automatic tool, before December 17th, to move your whole Tumblr blog across to the new site.
If you have Liked a lot of posts here on Tumblr, the gridllr.com webapp should be able to help you do steps 1 and 2A quickly, I mean download or reblog.
(Someone complained to me today about the appearance of Gridllr on a phone. It’s best to use Gridllr on a PC, Mac or Tablet with a large screen.)
If you have liked a post here on Tumblr and the original poster decides to delete it, or even to delete their entire blog, some time before December 17th, then that post will be permanently lost. So if you want to be sure to preserve any of your Liked posts, you should best download or reblog as soon as possible. If it’s reblogged to your own blog it is safe from deletion, at least for next few days.
Obviously, you will lose access, after December 17th, to all past posts you have liked, if Tumblr has flagged them as NSFW. Again, the steps (1), or (2A) and (2B) covered above will be the only way to hold on to these posts.
Pass it on fellas!
Let me know if this happens! If I can transfer at least some of my blog over, I could be persuaded to continue.
When the white jocks complained about their football uniforms being too revealing (jockstraps, sneakers... and nothing else) the black jocks were very sympathetic. In the spirit of support and harmony, they stripped off their own pants and underwear to even the score. “There you go guys... now we can play shirts vs skins... or tops vs bottoms?” Grin.
It has been a WILD ride...
Hey guys! With the NSFW-ban looking like it will go ahead, I wanted to post and say how much I’ve enjoyed sharing ideas and fantasies with you all since (I think) 2012. Dumb Horny Jock is a looooong running fantasy of mine (I used to roleplay chat about it all the time on menchats.com and still do!) and I’ve been lucky enough to meet many amazing dudes over that time.
This isn’t an exhaustive list but I want to thank Johnny Manipulator (who started it all), Danny, Blue, Ant, Joshy Bear, @scwalkerxxx, @worldofsize, @coachcanbeverypersuasive, @taylorfoxxauthor... and all of the newcomers who have written their own stories or sent pics, ideas and took the time to chat with me. Gosh, I’m a little bit emotional!
Unless someone finds a platform where we can have the same community feeling, and it is easy to post/reblog, I don’t think I’ll be continuing with Dumb Horny Jock. He may live on in other forms but my life has changed so much since his inception. I will always appreciate the outlet tumblr gave me to express and discuss these fantasies with all of you.
I’m obviously not quitting the internet though... You can find me by email [email protected] or on Skype (for chat, but feel free to accidentally leave your webcam on) as dumbhjock. You may even catch me on menchats.com sometime.
All that’s left is to post some of my remaining drafts and to remind you to take care of those dumb jocks out there.
CJ.
Itching Powder -- Part 1
All the normal disclaimers: This is fiction. None of this ever happened, nor should anything like this ever happen. This is not what consent looks like.
All of the people are imaginary, but they are also in college and of legal age in this story.
This story was heavily influenced by everything I read. Many thanks to all of the writers whose work I’ve ripped off.
And without any further ado…
“You could always just take what you want – if you’re that desperate,” Mickey said, looking Connor in the eye and raising one dark eyebrow. He didn’t have to say anything more for Connor to know exactly what he meant. Lots of people wanted to fuck their roommate, and people could do some pretty drastic things for an ass that fine.
Chris was one of the most beautiful boys that almost anyone had ever met. His face was boyish and sharp, but there was something almost feminine about it. His pouty lips, long eyelashes, and high cheekbones contrasted with his sharp, masculine jaw. Chris had a perfect, sculpted jock body, but he was saddled with a massive ass that sat up soft and high and swayed when he walked. He had long legs with muscular thighs and a strong defined back. With looks like his, he turned heads where ever he went.
Connor and Mickey had been obsessed with the stud ever since the beginning of the year when they had been assigned as his suitemates. The other two boys used to stay up late devising ways to catch a peak of that perfect, pink puck nestled between their roommate’s massive cheeks.
What made things even more unfair, Connor was he was a prude. He was painfully inexperienced, and he had no desire for that to change that. It drove everyone insane. No one that sexy should ever be as stuck-up and square as Chris was. The entire campus talked behind his back about how much they wanted to fuck him. Men and women – old and young – tried, but no one could manage to charm their way into that gorgeous boy’s pants.
Connor considered Mickey’s suggestion for a while. What did his friend mean by “take it”? It wasn’t that Connor encouraged that sort of caveman mentality, but fuck! Chris was pretty much the biggest cocktease he had ever met. The stud was always sucking on pens or the side of his thumb, or biting and licking his lips until they were red and slightly swollen. He waggled his ass as he sauntered naked around the suite and pushed out his big jock tits so you couldn’t help but stare at his perpetually hard nipples. Simply put, the guy was a wet dream on two legs, and it seemed he delighted in rubbing everyone’s face in it.
Mickey seemed to pick up on Connor’s hesitation and stretched casually as if he wasn’t talking about potentially raping their roommate.
“I mean, I’m not suggesting we use force per se. We would… I mean, we could make him want it. Lots of things on the market for that,” Mickey said, enjoying the way Connor’s eyes took on a different, almost salacious quality. Connor sat up, interested.
"There’s stuff to do that? I mean, aside from the usual…uh, drugs and stuff?” Connor asked, leaning forward.
Mickey nodded. “Course. There’s some strong stuff out there if you know who to ask.” Mickey got up then, moving over to a cabinet. He rooted around for a few moments before pulling out what looked like a tube of Astroglide.
“Lube?” Connor looked incredulous.
Mickey snorted. “Do I look like an amateur to you?”
He sounded so reasoned and confident. Connor couldn’t help but consider the delicious possibility Mickey was suggesting. Mickey tossed the bottle to Connor, who popped the cap and sniffed it. It had a slightly pepperminty smell, and it looked to be a watery gel-like substance. Mickey sat back down.
“I’m not sure what it is, but a guy gave it to me over the summer in Germany. You just rub that on your skin, and it makes everything fifty times more sensitive to touch, clothing, air – pretty much everything. Not sure how it works exactly.” Mickey took a deep breath, enjoying holding his roommate’s attention so thoroughly.
“My guess is it’s the oils in it or some shit,” Mickey continued. “Either way, it makes your skin become a hotbed of nerves. Just touching the skin’ll drive the person crazy – crazy enough to get them into bed without having to resort to drugging them barely conscious.”
Connor couldn’t believe what his friend was telling him. Surely this was some sort of hoax. No way did some sort of extraordinary horniness powder exist; the world would be chaos if it did! Still, Connor wanted so badly to believe there was some magical substance that would turn his gorgeous, straight roommate into some sort of desperate slut.
Mickey continued. “You just gotta rub it in the right places. It doesn’t take long to work either and it gets stronger the longer its left on.” Mickey added with a slow smile.
Connor slid his thumb over the small amount of fluid in the cap. He had to test out a little bit for himself. Connor frowned when his thumb suddenly felt cool. Then after a few minutes, it felt oddly tingly. Connor rubbed his fingers together, raising his eyebrows as the touch seemed electrified, stronger – insistently so. It was enough for him to know that, if he had this on his entire body, it would drive him insane. Connor was sold. A plan was beginning to form in his mind.
“Does it wash off?” Connor asked, wiping his fingers on his sweater and capping the bottle once more. Mickey shook his head. “The oil in it makes sure it stays on the skin unless you really scrub at it with soap.” Mickey watched as Connor’s face broke out in a smile.
Fuck! This was going to be delicious.
He was tired – tired enough to want to forgo the shower and get straight into bed. Sadly, Chris knew he couldn’t do that. He’d agreed to sit up and watch a game with his suitemates. Connor and Mickey had practically begged him to do it. Ugh! Why had he agreed to this? Although it sounded appealing at the time, now Chris just wanted to sleep.
He stepped into the bathroom adjoining his room, shutting the door and slowly stripping his clothing off. His huge ass jiggled as he stepped into the shower. He zoned out under that hot stream, his eyes drooping slightly. The water washed over his body as he causally massaged his firm, fat ass cheeks.
“Fuck,” he murmured, reaching for the small shelf on the wall and grabbing his body wash. He popped the cap and squeezed a large amount of the gel onto his palms, rubbing it over his toned abs and thighs. He was glad he’d got the menthol stuff like Connor suggested. The cooling effect always felt good on his skin. Once he’d washed his body, Chris moved his hands to his hair and scrubbed until his scalp felt that same pleasant coolness.
Chris took great care to rinse off all the body wash. He stepped out, turning off the shower with a sigh. Maybe he should have taken a cold shower to wake himself up a bit. The heat and the steam only made him feel more tired and slightly lightheaded. The menthol was just making him tingle pleasantly, not waking him up like he thought it might. Frowning slightly, Chris dried himself off, patting at his skin until it was only slightly damp, before wandering into his bedroom to get dressed.
“You think he’ll use it?” Connor asked, sounding anxious.
“Of course he’ll fuckin’ use it,” Mickey snapped back. “He uses that shit every time he showers, right? So he’ll use it.” Mickey jiggled his heavy thigh as he sat on the couch in the common room.
“I put some in the shower head though, just in case,” Mickey preened at his own ingenuity. “If he doesn’t use it, that’ll hit him for sure. Now shut up and chill.” Mickey was tense and his buddy’s nerves were only aggravating him further.
Connor nodded and tried to have faith in their plan. He said a silent prayer, hoping that big stud was slathering his innocent body with that incredible liquid. Fuck, maybe he’d even get a double dose? Now came the next step: driving Chris out of his mind with sensation and lust – enough that the poor straight boy would break. Connor and Mickey spaced themselves out on the couch, ensuring there was just enough space between them for Chris to sit down.
Mickey looked over at his buddy. There was no turning back now, and he could tell Connor was excited. They’d been formulating this plan for about three days, discussing the different ways of getting the stuff onto Chris’s skin without him noticing. They had work-shopped several ideas – from ‘accidentally’ spilling it on him to pretending it was sunscreen. They had even considered simply holding him down and dumping the bottle on him. In the end, they’d settled for putting it into his shower products.
It had been easy really. Chris was a creature of habit, and once Connor convinced him to switch soaps, the suitemates knew for certain exactly what bottle to dose. The soap they chose to ‘recomend’ was naturally oily and would easily disguise the odd texture of the liquid they were spiking it with. Its unique formula also meant it would cling to poor Chris’s body much longer and would be harder to wash off. Coupled with some more in the shower head, and it was pretty much guaranteed that every inch of that sweet stud would somehow come in contact with the stuff.
The suitemates heard the shower shut off down the hall. Soon that beautiful, big-assed straight boi would be joining them on the couch, drenched in an invisible film of skin-prickling, touch-magnifying, orgasm-inducing gel. Then he would be forced to sit between them as they innocently groped his body while ‘watching the game.’ Connor grinned, They were going to have this gorgeous, straight boy squirming in his seat in a matter of no time.
Such a tease, only releasing part 1... :P Love it so much!
Any interest in writing about the reverse of your stories? A dumb insatiable jock with a giant irresistible donkey dick who keeps getting tricked into fucking guys?
I would love to, but I’m slammed in my real life right now. Until I’m able to write more captions, go check out @sluttynaughtyjock. He writes about a manipulative bottom who can’t get enough dumb dick in his hole. I think you’ll really love his stuff. He writes super hot captions and stories!!!
Thank you for the shoutout bro! Nothing like this would ever happen if it wasn’t for you, @dumbhornyjock and @manipulativebottom.
Actually, the idea of a dumb, hung jock was the first I had for this blog, but I thought I’d start out with a slutty jock first. But doing a story (or some) like that is on my bucket list, don’t worry folks ;)
I read everything from the above guys and it’s all amazing :D
Hit up http://onlyfans.com/captnspandex to see what’s behind the front zipper
Get your Halloween costumes ready guys! :D
New buds and bros?
Thought I made a connection with a new bud the other day but it wasn’t meant to be... Is it too much to ask to meet a bulging bro who needs a second opinion on his fully-packed underwear? Hit me up if you’re in Sydney :P
CJ.
This picture saved my life
Quality content.
It’s the looooooong weekend! I know what I like, and I like long things...
“Are you sure this is what ‘Netflix and chill’ means bro? I can’t even see the TV! OK, if you say so...”