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@dumbhorseideas
Horses are the devil’s unicorns.
Not on my Christian tumblr
Dumb trail ideas
Did your horse throw you last time you trail rode?
Ride him solo! It should be fine!
Dumb farrier ideas
Is your horse up or down hill? Just ask your farrier to stack their shoes!
Dumb horse idea:
Sick of putting fly spray on your horse every day? Just put fly spray on their food, that way they'll ingest it and become completely fly repellent!
Dumb shopping ideas
Trying to convince yourself you have money for another horse
Dumb training ideas
Train your horse to throw its head up when stopping, that way they catch you with their neck when your fling forward
Dumb reining ideas
If your horse is super downhill skidding stops will just even out it’s back making it easier to sit.
Dumb tack ideas
If you double your tack it’s double the strength. Horse keeps pulling? Double the bits, your leg not secure? Double the stirrups leathers. Bad seat? Double the saddle.
Dumb trailering ideas
Don’t have a trailer? Just squeeze your horse into the trunk
Dumb show ideas
Double, triple, and quadruple check you have everything before the show. Then keep on checking until your late for said show
Dumb show ideas
Just ask the judges really nicely for the blue ribbon.
Dumb show ideas
Show up to an event. Enter your classes. Then do the whole thing on foot because that thing you knew you forgot to pack was your horse.
Dumb dressage ideas
Sign your horse up for music lessons so they can really get an understanding of tempo, beat, etc
This will really improve your freestyle scores
Dumb horse community ideas
Publically Judge And ridicule a non horse celebrity for lack of eq or knowledge on what’s clearly something along the lines of a trail ride/ pony ride/ etc
Dumb tack ideas
Slick your tack up so no one else can ride in it. You won’t be able to stay on either but Atleast no one will ever ask to borrow your tack
Dumb horse community ideas
Talk about how a horse is clearly being abused from a single image or video when you have no context of the scenario. Your claims don’t need to be backed up.
Dumb show ideas
Bribe the judge
Because there’s no way that can backfire