Dumb Horse Ideas

Do not attempt at home, but if you do get it on video and tag me. Submission appreciated.

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Horses are the devil’s unicorns.

Not on my Christian tumblr

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Dumb trail ideas

Did your horse throw you last time you trail rode?

Ride him solo! It should be fine!

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Dumb farrier ideas

Is your horse up or down hill? Just ask your farrier to stack their shoes!

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Dumb horse idea:

Sick of putting fly spray on your horse every day? Just put fly spray on their food, that way they'll ingest it and become completely fly repellent!

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Dumb shopping ideas

Trying to convince yourself you have money for another horse

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Dumb training ideas

Train your horse to throw its head up when stopping, that way they catch you with their neck when your fling forward

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Dumb reining ideas

If your horse is super downhill skidding stops will just even out it’s back making it easier to sit.

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Dumb tack ideas

If you double your tack it’s double the strength. Horse keeps pulling? Double the bits, your leg not secure? Double the stirrups leathers. Bad seat? Double the saddle.

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Dumb trailering ideas

Don’t have a trailer? Just squeeze your horse into the trunk

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Dumb show ideas

Double, triple, and quadruple check you have everything before the show. Then keep on checking until your late for said show

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Dumb show ideas

Just ask the judges really nicely for the blue ribbon.

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Dumb show ideas

Show up to an event. Enter your classes. Then do the whole thing on foot because that thing you knew you forgot to pack was your horse.

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Dumb dressage ideas

Sign your horse up for music lessons so they can really get an understanding of tempo, beat, etc

This will really improve your freestyle scores

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Dumb horse community ideas

Publically Judge And ridicule a non horse celebrity for lack of eq or knowledge on what’s clearly something along the lines of a trail ride/ pony ride/ etc

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Dumb tack ideas

Slick your tack up so no one else can ride in it. You won’t be able to stay on either but Atleast no one will ever ask to borrow your tack

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Dumb horse community ideas

Talk about how a horse is clearly being abused from a single image or video when you have no context of the scenario. Your claims don’t need to be backed up.

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Dumb show ideas

Bribe the judge

Because there’s no way that can backfire