Back from The Book of the Dead

Formerly allthebestscreennamesaregone63. She/her/hers. Cis-idiot-savant. 29 times around the sun. Also answers to: Scrabble and allthebest. I'M SO BACK!!!

[the-senates-one-fear]

Everyone talks about how an Obi-Wan-Maul friendship would've been amazing had Maul been a Jedi but I really wanna see more Padme-Maul friendship

Those two were two sides of the coin when it came to Palpatine and being used as Pawns by him especially in Ep1 and I think they could've been fascinating together

[allthebestrevived63]

Get peer reviewed

Ngl watching Padme and Maul breaking the Senate's loyalty to Chancellor Palpatine and said Chancellor's sanity in real time while Anakin and Obi-wan crushed the war from the other side would heal something in me.

[faeri-sami]

Just a silly crossover that wouldn't leave my mind

[allthebestrevived63]

Beautiful

Screaming crying throwing up-

I love the "sketchy lines" and highlights on this, too.

[chuunifox]

Autism Representation written by an allistic: My name is John Autism and I like the designated autistic interests

unintentionally autistic character written by the creator who hasn't really thought about whether or not theyre autistic: I wish I could be human like the way everyone else is but I know they can tell I'm not. And I know they're right

[thecorpsethatwalks]

re-watching the original trilogy is great because you really get a sense for how weird luke skywalker is, just how quickly he becomes that weird AND how quickly he commits to it. Like he's honestly pretty chill in a new hope, but the absolute INSTANT he figures out he can move shit with his mind he goes full send on the cryptic off-putting bullshit. Walking around in full black robes, speaking in riddles, aura farming and backflipping whenever physically possible. He's clearly annoyed when he first meets yoda in empire, but he dismisses that pretty quickly in favour of ALSO becoming an over-dramatic space wizard. The combination of his two teachers being yoda and obi-wan kenobi and him being the son of anakin and padme creates the single most intense and fundamentally kind force sensitive perfectly embodying the heart of the jedi order whilst also serving egregious amounts of cunt and being bizarre to be around. He would have THRIVED as a jedi master during the high republic. he would have been every padawan's favourite and every other master's worst nightmare

[zukosgay]

nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

[zukosgay]

[la-mancha-screwjob]

[gageblackwood]

#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which it will be destroyed’’#versus#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which YOU will be destroyed’’

[emiliascorner]

[zukosgay]

you’re right. after which you will be absolutely fucking obliterated

[mikkeneko]

Ich will das Twink vernichtet

[99tech99]

uterus having people, do you get absolutely fucking incapacitating, debilitating suicidally awful migraines the first day of your period?

my head feels like it’s going to EXPLODE and noise and light sensitivity and i’ve thrown up like 4 times even though my stomach is completely empty and i’m dizzy and shaking and my lips are chapped (unrelated possibly) and all i want is to do is curl up in a ball under 500 blankets in a freezing cold pitch black room

[allthebestrevived63]

@99tech99 I don't get migranes until day 2-3, and I usually start cramping the day before.

MY issue is I start feeling angry and super agonizingly depressed a few days *before* I start. Then I have 7-8 day periods with at least 2 days of being the flooding self-service vampire soda fountain.

Having a uterus: 0/10, do not recommend.

(My medical issues make them worse, -190000/10, recommend even less)

[99tech99]

so at the risk of sounding even more unhinged than usual…

im american and its the 4th of july and one of my traditions is to watch 1776. john adams is my absolute fave followed closely by thomas jefferson.

john adams just has this awesome short king energy, obnoxious tenacity, refuses to shut the fuck up ever, shoots his mouth off, and irritates everyone constantly. it contrasts so well with tj’s tall, calm, softspoken yet powerful demeanor.

i cant stop seeing the parallels between adams/krennic and jefferson/thrawn and since im in the middle of writing a krennic x thrawn x reader one shot, now i wanna do one for john adams x thomas jefferson x reader too 😅😅☠️

OR in the alternative, can we please get a musical version of the imperial high command???

this “edit” is the funniest fucking thing i have ever done

[99tech99]

happy birthday to this post 🤣🤣🤣

i still think im HILARIOUS

[99tech99]

happy semiquincentennial!!

[allthebestrevived63]

Happy birthday to the funniest 4th of July post my bestie has ever made!

[sithologist]

Should I put him on my flatbread

[99tech99]

[allthebestrevived63]

@99tech99 @sithologist

You've heard of "Elf on the Shelf," now get ready FOR:

"Emperor on a Cracker" and if he sees you supporting the dark side hard enough, you get a new red saber for SITHmas.

[99tech99]

*watching the great*

oooooooooh

oooooofff

omfg

shit

omg

FUCK

o he hottttttt

he’s giving jason isaacs

is—is it…….?

*imdbs*

IT ISSSSS

[99tech99]

nicholas hoult: hello daddy

me: HELLO THE FUCK INDEED

jason isaacs: hello indeed

me: THATS MY LINE!

[allthebestrevived63]

Hello @99tech99 !

But have you seen him in The Death of Stalin (2017)? Because:

[zuranis-artblog]

Bathrobe krennic

Thats it, thats the post.

Inspo here <3

[zuranis-artblog]

50 reblogs and I'm taking the scribbles away

[sparklebunny57]

Ohhhhhh myyyyyyy fuuuuuuckkkk @99tech99

[99tech99]

i’ll just reblog it 50 times my damn self 🤣

[99tech99]

……….

do normal people not count things??

[allthebestrevived63]

Define "normal"

[localpubliclibrary]

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

[questions-about-blorbos]

How good would your Blorbo be as your partner?

They would be a great and supportive partner

They would try their best to be a good partner

They would make lots of mistakes

They wouldn't be as attentive as they should

They definitely would not be a good partner

They would be a TERRIBLE partner

They would kill me

I would not be in a relationship with them to begin with

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[99tech99]

o god he would be such a toxic partner

i’m literally so wet just thinking about it

[allthebestrevived63]

See, I am just a little too delusional, I think, @99tech99 .

I want my meow meow Tarkin to become so obsessively, psychopathically horny about me that he becomes Pavlov'ed into being a good boi on the other side.

broke: "Make a man stray from his emperor"

BESPOKE: "Aim higher. Become the Empress to his Prince-Consort and make that old hottie beg like a dog to ruin you in private until you can feel it squirming on your throne a week later."

I want him to take care of us most of the time. Directives can be fun! Orders from above (cough cough blowjob cough cough) let the mind breathe! But right NOW I also want to be so insanely powerful that he's whipped for me, and anyone who comments on it outside of high court (my bestie, her OC wulfric, and her oreo blorbo; possibly Thrawn)

Is executed. with max prejudice.

(Later self indulgent bs fanfic, this part's mostly for me. Have fun being the hottie on the esteemed council while I do... stuff. ;P)

Then, later, aka stuff:

Tarkin: "My esteemed etherial Eminence, my fiendishly delicious royal siren, the light at the end of my tunnel-"

Me, embracing him after a long day: "...is that a knife in your pocket, or...?"

Tarkin, grinning: "Would you like to find out?"

Me: "Make me dinner first."

Tarkin: *gestures to the finger food and funtime beverages* *smug expression intensifies*

Me: ....

Me: "my my, it's just so hot in here, my consort~"

Tarkin: Ok...

Tarkin: "but why are you unbuttoning MY shirt?"

Tarkin: ...

Tarkin: "ah. minx <3"

[99tech99]

why is maxim 500 times more mature than any man i’ve ever met??

[allthebestrevived63]

@99tech99

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say a woman (or someone who presented as a woman/drinks respect women juice) at some point was involved in writing the man's dialogue.

I like to call it "The Darcy Effect." Happens when someone (appreciative of or is feminine) likes to write a whole person instead of a caricature.

Equal and opposite to "breasted boobily down the stairs." (Male writers writing women with "hehe her boobies make brain go brrr" mentality).

[sithologist]

Oops I'm still active

[99tech99]

i love her!!

i’m sorry i dont know art terms, but i love the lines you use for shading

[allthebestrevived63]

@99tech99 RESIDENT ART HISTORY NERD REPORTING IN!

I think that's called "hatching"!

I'm sure there is a more specific term for it, but a bunch of parallel lines in art to indicate shadows is usually called hatching at its most basic form.

Related note: when your "hatching," looks more like a hashtag, and has perpendicular lines, it's called "cross-hatching!"

But yeah, @sithologist my bestie is 100000% correct, this work with the shading is IMMACULATE. I also really enjoy the color palette, those green eyes are especially striking here!

[allthebestrevived63]

Random huge animal: *escapes from the zoo*

The news: "hOw dO YoU lOsE a [bigass animal]?!"

My brain, every time, without fail:

[thememedaddy]