The Rizzard

There’s only one man I need

[ltorekdraws]

they just have had super gay sex

[orientalld]

remember how young and scared we were?

[dumblittleladman]

Yes I have been taking my meds why do you ask.

[swordbisexual]

I am no longer attempting to participate in meta or discourse I am simply here to talk about sucking the Karsite Weave out of Gale’s tit like it’s a snake bite.

[swordbisexual]

I am no longer attempting to participate in meta or discourse I am simply here to talk about sucking the Karsite Weave out of Gale’s tit like it’s a snake bite.

[dumblittleladman]

Made these to, no joke, taunt @juicedeletedagainwoahshockerwow

I’m an amazing friend :D

[dumblittleladman]

@juicedeletedagainwoahshockerwow has given me the sickness, I will gladly consume

[juicedeletedagainwoahshockerwow]

waytched all of the hobbit with @dumblittleladman and realised how much of it id forgotten thumbsupemoji

[dumblittleladman]

We love it, I’ll make sure to gaslight you about the dwarf names for forever

[dumblittleladman]

“Nothing more then the instrument you wield”

Here’s my silly Bard from Baldurs Gate

[ssalballoon]

the sparring session did NOT go to astarion's expectations

another quarterstaff gale! kind of a companion to this

[dumblittleladman]

I’m a chubby Gale defender but I can’t deny this

[dumblittleladman]

Why aren’t we talking about the fact that Gale starts to border/enter a manic state in act three?

This man got told to kill himself by his ex, then had to fight a god, then found he Carrie’s the remnant of a false god.

He gets hit with so much in so little time that he just starts spiralling, it’s heart breaking.

[dumblittleladman]

Chat now with Gale God of Ambition · created by @Arduou

Gale God of Ambition: *Gale stared at you his once brown eyes now gone to a glowing pale colour, there’s a smile so thickly laced with arro

Listen, sometimes you want to talk to a literal asshole because you failed to tell him no-

[dumblittleladman]

Gale really is asking me if he should blow himself up, like babes no.

I hope I can get him off well enough that he won’t blow up.

[gunpowdercarousel]

OKAY WAIT WHAT THE FUCK I JUST NOTICED THIS

You mind link

with every origin character

when you meet them

except

for

fucking

GALE

[dumblittleladman]

Gale 100% would not respect bardic magic.

If this man doesn’t consider a sorcerer a proper magic user in the same sense as a wizard then he’s sure as hell not gonna feel much better about a bard.

Gale’s not gonna look at some glammed up elf with a flute and go “oh they’re like me :) a wizard!” Like no he’s gonna be himself and give attitude.

[lord-ham-deactivated20260112]

No, no, you’re so right.

I respect it tho.

I believe he‘d respect them more than sorcerers because sorcerers just shit out magic, absolutely no technical skill needed. But Bards actually study for years. They have to go to music instrument school and everything, it’s a whole ordeal.

It’s the same idea as, like, an Engineering student talking to an Architectural Art Student.

They have a certain respect for each other because “hey we both suffered and had to cry late at night because of buildings and corners.” But they are no where NEAR the same and the Engineering student is obviously superior and knows they’re obviously superior. The Architecture student probably knows it and embraces it too, they don’t care. They’re too busy smoking pot in their dorm while doing homework and weeping to Rhianna again.

As soon as the architecture student starts getting all high and mighty about their stuff and telling the engineer that they’ve suffered more than them? It’s all over.

You don’t understand the math, the intricacies, the basic principles of physics that they’ve had to deal with. You have no right to be all up in their shit.

.

And that’s how I’d imagine Gale being.

He’s fine coexisting but do not come to him with your bardic suffering. He has no regard for you especially if you’re only beginning to be friends. He has seen hell and tasted the Gods’ wrath with the weave, you just pluck strings and remember a ditty.

“Stay in your lane.” Gnsbbfbf

[dumblittleladman]

YOU GET IT!!!!!

Of course Bards have a close aspect to the weave, in some ways it can be seen more difficult but in the end it’s not the same still.

Gale has had no cause to learn an instrument when studying the weave so he doesn’t understand the intricacies of it, but Bards also are most likely more limited in what they can cast so it’s not the same.

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Something I want to point out in general is how people hide Gale behind his trauma and excuse his behaviour and attitudes when he’s tested on skill, or in general told something he doesn’t like i.e. when you say the sex was fine.

Trauma can be an explanation but not an excuse.

Don’t have to scold him every time but you don’t need to put up with that sort of stuff every time, it’s okay to stand your ground.

Goes for anyone though but it’s very much seen in fictional characters; like Gale.

[dumblittleladman]

Gale 100% would not respect bardic magic.

If this man doesn’t consider a sorcerer a proper magic user in the same sense as a wizard then he’s sure as hell not gonna feel much better about a bard.

Gale’s not gonna look at some glammed up elf with a flute and go “oh they’re like me :) a wizard!” Like no he’s gonna be himself and give attitude.

[dumblittleladman]

Save file names are just internal thoughts for the moments to come.

I need to give context that this is act 2 and I’m a bard and I hate fighting-