[blastoisarchive]

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

why did i try weed omg ima die i feel like a a dvd player

[honeybottledrip]

this is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve ever seen i’m losing it

[trashboat]

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

[wallisninety-six]

[whisqrs]

i think that uncrustables being considered a type of ravioli should be highly classified information

[davidgouldthorpe-blog]

Okay but I went to double-check and

[bob-belcher]

Best thing I’ve heard all day

[dramaticbackstory]

“Like 2003 Evanescence?” She knew EXACTLY what to do.

[blairwitchh]

this was the best joke of the whole show tbh

[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

That’s in the middle of the Civil War

[himmlischzain]

[fartinonfaces]

OP DELIVERS

[sonypraystation]

“been here all along”

[shiftythrifting]

i found the best sweatshirt at the salvation army for like 2 bucks

[avengersincamphalfbloodstardis]

someone: stop quoting John Mulaney all the time

me:

[disclaymore-deactivated20230920]

The picture wont load but i know its just him screaming no

[babyanimalgifs]

Reblog if you’ve never seen a sea shell move before

[beynons]

Wtf

[vampstappen]

what the FUCK

[attack-on-sarcasm]

SPONGEBOB WAS RIGHT!

[shining-magically]

is it not common knowledge that the creator of spongebob is also a marine biologist

[whats-a-queen-without-a-king]

No no it’s not. Holy shit he was a genius.

Thank this marine biologist for making the greatest classic show ever.

[dumbsignificantother]

Me: I love this person...so much....they're such an important part of my life...I wouldn't be the same without them....how can I convey that to them?

Me:

Me:

Me: *sends them a meme out of nowhere at 2am* perfect

[catsandmadteaparties-deactivate]

New Year Resolution: To be more Bi in 2018

[serotnin]

trying to do anything while dissociating

[deleteme-adub-deactivated201811]

[joshpeck]

[pricepayer]

no i am going to do coke

[nexya]

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

[charlesoberonn]

The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”

[terminallydepraved]

my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was “this is very high”

[loremerchant]

Ancient Shitposting

Now on the History Channel

[self-critical-automaton]

‘People have literally just always been people’ is genuinely my favorite fact about the world

[skaletal-deactivated20190721]

“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.” - Marcus Tullius Cicero, 106 BC - 43 BC

[super-star-destroyer]

Common dog names have literally not changed in 3,000 years.