Dumb Whitehouse.gov Petitions

Misinformed, misguided citizens misusing their constitutional rights to petition the White House for dumb, impractical, or simply horrible things.

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Make Halloween a federal holiday as it emphasizes our American heritage and is a family tradition celebrated since 1911

Historically our federal holidays have emphasized an aspect of our American heritage. This holiday, while not federally recognized, is traditionally celebrated in all 50 states with certain regions even designating special times. It is a special time when Americans open their homes and hearts and give freely to each other regardless of color, creed, gender association, sexual orientation or religious affiliation. For this reason we the people of the United States petition to have Halloween declared a federal holiday.

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Officially Recognize BBQ as the National Dish of America

Be it for a quick lunch, Sunday tailgate or family reunion, the lip-smackin', napkin-destroyin' goodness of BBQ always hits the spot. Perfected by some regions of the country but celebrated by all, BBQ is long overdue as being officially declared the National Dish of America. Apple pie, fried chicken, hamburgers and Thanksgiving dinner have received recognition as all-time American meals, but not one of them stirs up more passion and discussion among constituents than BBQ. The Great BBQ Debate makes BBQ more than just the national dish, but edible democracy! Just for now, let us table the debate on spicy vs. sweet, vinegar vs. molasses and wet sauce vs. dry rub to click this worthy cause. Join in our effort to ask for a Presidential Proclamation to declare BBQ the National Dish of 'Merica!

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the WHITE HOUSE must have to revoke "One China Policy". It's the wrong policy to make China grow and threaten Asia and u

The America government must revoke your " One China Policy".

As time goes by, it reveals it's a wrong policy.

It helps China to grow to threaten other countries in Asia.

This situation is developing to America can't hold back.

The civil disobedience movement happened this year in Taiwan(R.O.C.) and Hong Kong, that explain "One China Policy" is very dangerous and wrong policy.

And other countries in Asia fear China's force now.

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Reverse our nation’s “No Child Left White” policy.

Asia for the Asians, Africa for the Africans, White countries for EVERYBODY?

ALL White countries and ONLY White countries are being flooded with third world non-whites, and Whites are forced by law to integrate with them so as to “assimilate,” i.e. intermarry and be blended out of existence.

That’s genocide by UN Convention:

“Deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole or in part.”

We petition President Obama to end White Genocide in the United States, and to call for the end of White Genocide in Europe, Britain, Australia, New Zealand and Canada.

Those who support a future without White children say they’re anti-racist. What they are is anti-white!

Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white.

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Urgently "Protect our President"

Hello Fellow Americans,

It is vital to the security of our Nation, that the President (and his family) receive immediate 24hr personal security, from our top military resources/personnel while the ongoing investigation and re-organization of the Secret Service is under way. At minimum, to have them work alongside each remaining member of the SS observing perfect protocol.

As the most powerful nation, we cannot allow any further spotlight to be shown on this failure in personal security to our nation's leader, his family, or his residence.

Please join me signing urgent petition, requesting that whatever necessary funding to accomplish this is approved hastily for this measure & implemented immediately.

Thank you, A Concerned, and Patriotic American.

God Bless America and Our President

I'm sure he hasn't thought of this

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Explain to the American people the connection between the Christian/Newsom torture/murders and White Genocide

Ms. Christian and Mr. Newsom were carjacked in the parking lot of an apt. complex where Channon was visiting a girlfriend, and the perps were visiting a drug client.

If the apt. complex had not been integrated, the black client of the black perps and the white girlfriend of Channon would not both have been living there, and the torture and murders wouldn’t have occurred.

Forced integration is primarily to “assimilate” Whites with non-whites who are being flooded into White countries worldwide, so that intermarriage will blend Whites out of existence.

But those who use forced integration to carry out our genocide don't mind if that genocide frequently becomes violent.

They say they're anti-racist. What they are is Anti-White.

Anti-racist is a code word for Anti-White.

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this one only got 200 signatures, when they usually get 307 :( unpopular white genocide opinions 

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Ban entry to the US for any individual who has recently visited or holds a visa from an Ebola infected nation

As the Ebola virus is taking hold in Western Africa, it is still at a place where it can be contained. The global economy can sustain an entry ban for those countries with high infection rate. If the virus jumps to a major global economic nation, the virus will be much more difficult to contain given the degree of travel required to sustain these economic ties.

We have already seen a confirmed infection within the US (Dallas Texas), it is now time to take action. While this virus on a relative basis may not be as contagious as others, the mortality rate is so high (60%-90%) that even a slow transmission or minor outbreak would be costly in American lives.

Take action while this is still containable, ban travel and entry to Ebola infected nations immediately!

Anyone who holds a visa to those countries? Even if they're coming from somewhere else, they shouldn't be let into the country because they have a visa? Right. 

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NAME THE SECOND FRIDAY IN OCTOBER NATIONAL HAUNTED HOUSE DAY.

Haunted House Attractions are widely attended during the month of October by millions of Americans. Haunted House Attractions collectively generate billions of dollars in revenue and create hundreds of thousands of temporary seasonal employment opportunities for American families, thus having a profound positive affect on the U.S. economy. Attending haunted houses has become a staple “to do” as Americans celebrate the Halloween Season.

Because of this positive economic impact, and because haunted house attractions provide a unique seasonal entertainment option for the American people. We ask you to join us in standing up together and asking that NATIONAL HAUNTED HOUSE DAY be declared an official American holiday on the second Friday of October.

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Don't Hijack the Beef Checkoff

For nearly 30 years the Beef Checkoff has increased beef demand, invested in research, and made beef what's for dinner for millions of families worldwide.

With an approval rating of nearly 80 percent and a return of $11.20 for every producer dollar invested, the Checkoff has been a success.

Don’t let the Secretary of Agriculture create a new checkoff under the 1996 Act, diminishing the currently successful program and stripping the Checkoff from hands of America's cattlemen and women.

don't hijack the beef checkoff

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Let police do their job in Ferguson MO!

We the people are sick and tired of the protestors, rioters, and looters! These people are criminals and need to be arrested and prosecuted! Police cannot work to their full potential and are getting harassed and assaulted! Trespassing and vandalizing are against the law! There have been threats to even kill cops and white people up there! There is a difference in peaceful protesting and the stuff that is happening there.

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Denounce supporters of White Genocide who welcome Ebola to the U.S.

White Genocide is the flooding of ALL White countries and ONLY White countries with millions of third world non-whites, and requiring Whites by law to integrate with them so as to "assimilate," i.e. intermarry, and be blended out of existence.

Mass immigration and forced assimilation is genocide when it's done to Tibetans in Tibet, and it’s genocide when it's done to Whites in White countries, by UN Convention:

“Deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole or in part.”

Those who call for no firm measures to protect us against Ebola are the same people who support White Genocide as described above.

They say they're anti-racist. What they are is anti-white.

Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white.

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Censure the anti-white media for trivializing "Polar Bear Hunting" as a "game"

Jacob Palasek was walking home from work when suddenly a group of young Blacks repeatedly struck him on the head with a chain.

Hundreds of Whites in the U.S. have been attacked in a similar fashion.

The attackers call this “POLAR BEAR HUNTING.”

But anyone who calls the attacks racial violence is silenced as a "RACIST," and the media trivializes the attacks as a game, "THE KNOCKOUT GAME."

The media gives similar treatment to this much deadlier attack on Whites:

"Africa for the Africans, Asia for the Asians, White Countries for EVERYBODY!"

That's a Knockout Punch for the White race. That's White Genocide.

Publicize that the media claims to be anti-racist, but is in fact genocidally anti-white.

Anti-racist is a codeword for anti-white.

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Let's grow! Initial this every month!

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Speak out against anti-whites who use the word “hate” to promote White Genocide

And do not give this man, the Political Corrector, the Cabinet post he recently petitioned for:

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Do I oppose "affirmative action"?

Then I must be a "hater."

Do I fail to reflect daily on my alleged "white privilege"?

Then I must be a "hater."

But the only hate I'm aware of is the hate that's directed at Whites who oppose White Genocide.

Massive immigration and forced assimilation is genocide when it's done in Tibet, and it's genocide when it's done in White countries, by UN Convention:

“Deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole or in part.”

We who oppose this genocide are called "haters" by people who call themselves anti-racist, but who are really anti-white.

Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white.

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Include in common core curriculum: DIVERSITY IS A CODE WORD FOR WHITE GENOCIDE

Nobody is saying that Africa needs diversity.



Nobody is saying that Asia needs diversity.



They are already 100% diverse.



People are only telling white children in white countries that they need diversity.



White Countries will be 100% diverse when there are no white people left.



Diversity is a code word for white genocide.

ALL White countries and ONLY White countries are being flooded with third world non-whites, and Whites are forced by law to integrate with them so as to "assimilate," i.e. intermarry and be blended out of existence.

Those who support this genocide of Whites say they're anti-racist. What they are is anti-white.

Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white.

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Initial our STOP WHITE GENOCIDE petitions each month on the FIRST. Let's grow!

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Respond to all Whitehouse.gov petitions that get over 100k signatures within one month.

Whitehouse.gov petitions were intended to give the public a voice. The idea is that if more than 100,000 people all feel strongly enough about something to hand over their home address and personal email to the government and complete a nearly impossible CAPTCHA, then the President of the United States should have to respond to them. Because... democracy.

Here's the problem: there are dozens of Whitehouse.gov petitions that have received more than 100k signatures, but have gone months and even years without a response (1). That's not improving transparency, it's the same gov't spin we've always had. So what will it, Obama, hypocrisy or democracy? Sign!

Source: http://www.nextgov.com/emerging-tech/2014/01/white-house-owes-responses-30-citizen-petitions-some-have-been-waiting-years/7617

why even bother?

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call for justice People in the world - to overthrow the evil Chinese Communist Party号召世界正义的人民推翻邪恶的中国共产党

In the human pursuit of democracy - the rule of law - human rights today - there is such a political party - since the establishment of that day - it constantly brutal with his own people - from the decade of the Cultural Revolution - to one thousand nine hundred eighty-nine year was shot and shoot Kill University student - and so far along - and Japan 731 similar secret human experimentation (mind control experiments) - the truth of the exposure - all exposing the dark nature of this country - beyond the cruelty Any normal thinking people experience and imagination - and all this is manufacturer of all evil rulers - Communist Party of China -create -therefore call people all over the world together to overthrow the evil Chinese Communist Party -

Justice

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ADHERE TO THE SPECIFIED POWERS GRANTED TO THE PRESIDENCY WITHIN THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION.

The president must reread the constitution; the President of the United States needs to follow the United States Constitution as it is specifically laid out for him; the president does not possess the authority to write or change legislation; the president does not have the authority to fill seats when Congress is in recess; the president must enforce all laws passed by Congress; and the president, or any other government official, does not have the constitutional authority to pick and choose which laws to enforce. The President needs to be reminded that "We the People" are in power, and that the president works for us.

Yeah Obama needs to read the constitution! Maybe he can take a class on it at the University of Chicago Law School. . .