TheDork

Am Stoobid

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Yoko: "Why is the school ground on fire?"

Bianca: "Because Enid had a bad day and now Wednesday's making it everyone's problem."

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Wednesday: "No one tells me what to do."

Also Wednesday: "Enid said I should apologize. Consider yourselves fortunate."

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Bellatrix: *Kneels on one knee*

Hermione: "Oh my god. It's finally happening!"

Bellatrix: *Falls to the ground*

Hermione: "The poison is finally kicking in. >:)"

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Hermione: "No way. I'll marry you when pigs fly."

Bellatrix: *Throws bacon*

Bellatrix: "Now shut up and put this on your finger."

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Ginny: "Do you keep a swear jar?"

Hermione: "Ginny, my wives are literally the richest people in the wizarding world."

Hermione: "They can swear everytime they want and the money stays in the vault."

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Hermione: "Careful guys. There could be booby-traps here."

Ron: "Hehe, she said 'trap'."

Harry: -_-

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Ginny: "I'm going to sleep. Goodnight Hermione."

Hermione: "Goodbye Ginny."

Ginny:

Ginny: "You know what? I'm just gonna stay up."

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*Fleur carrying Hermione*

Hermione: "I'm not too heavy right?"

Fleur: "Remember when I banged you against the wall?"

Fleur: "You were surprisingly light."

Hermione:

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Hermione: "Hey Malfoy, I f*cked your mom and aunts last night."

Draco: "Haha very funny, Granger. Is this one of those 'April Fools' thing?"

Hermione:

Draco:

Draco: "Granger, please answer me."

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Ginny: *Throws Hermione's book at the window*

Hermione: *Jumps out to get catch it*

Ginny: "What the f*ck?!

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Fleur: "Did you know that 'Ermione has a mole on her back?"

Hermione: "I do?"

Ginny: "How do you know that?"

Fleur: "I saw it last night when I was taking her from..."

Ginny:

Hermione:

Fleur:

Ginny: "Please, do tell."

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Bellatrix: "Ah shit, I forgot."

Hermione: "Forgot what?"

Bellatrix: "How do you expect me to answer that?"

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Hermione: "Can someone help me get Ron off the roof?"

Harry: "I'll get him."

*2 minutes later*

Hermione: "Can someone help me get Ron and Harry off the roof?"

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Bellatrix: "I'm getting one of those headaches with pictures!"

Harry: "What?"

Hermione: "She getting an idea."

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Hermione: "I'm sorry, Fleur..."

Fleur: "Hmph. You better b-"

Hermione: *Glaring at Fleur* "But did you just talk back to me?"

Fleur:

Fleur: "No my love. I would never."

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Hermione: "Thanks for the help, Ginny."

Hermione: "You're my favorite ginger by the way."

Ginny: *Looks at Ron and smirks"

Ginny: "Heh."

Hermione: "Next to Crookshanks of course."

Ron: *Looks at Ginny and smirks*

Ron: "Heh."

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Bellatrix: "Erasers die because of our mistakes."

Hermione:

Bellatrix: "Someone just went to bed for the last time and they had no idea."

Hermione:

Bellatrix: "You probably saw a stranger on the last day of their lives."

Hermione:

Hermione: "I literally just came down here for a glass of water."