steven universe ask meme.
"Wow! Everything’s changing!“
“Who’s terrible idea was this?“
"No… how long was I out?!”
"You know I can’t handle it when you cry like that.“
"Do you remember this place?"
"I get mad at myself! It’s what I do!”
"I’ll fight you, and show you how bad I am!“
"You want to pretend that none of this ever happened. You think that I’m just a big mistake!”
"Oh! I get the joke now!"
"You were the one good thing that came out of this mess. I always thought you were proud of that."
“It’s too late! I don’t believe you anymore!”
“Isn’t it remarkable? This world is full of so many possibilities.”
“How are y’all doin’ tonight?”
“Yeah, I could rave to this.”
“Why do you look like that? Why are you so weak?”
“I don’t get what you’re planning, but look! Your base is taken! Your armies are ruined! You have failed!”
“Looks like another waste of my time.”
“They kept you prisoner. They used you. This is your chance to take revenge! Come on… Just say yes.”
“You’re pointing that shield the wrong way. She’s the one you should be afraid of.”
“You can’t lie to me. I’ve seen what you’re capable of. I thought I was a brute, but you… you’re a monster.”
“It’ll be better this time. I’ve changed. You’ve changed me. I’m the only one who can handle your kind of power.”
“Please understand, if we lose, we’ll be killed. And if we win, we can never go home…”
“I thought… haven’t we… is this not how it works?”
“Who cares about how I feel? How you feel is bound to be much more interesting.”
“But you are supposed to change! You’re never the same, even moment to moment you’re allowed and expected to invent who you are.”
“Arrggh! Why do you keep destroying my things?!”
“Go ahead, wreck this place! See if I care, I already got what I needed!”
“You really think this is the end? HAHAHA! This… This is only the beginning! …Of my escape!”
“Oh my stars, you’re gonna harvest me?!”
“Yes! Feel my unbridled rage!”
“I can tell you with certainty that there are things on this planet worth protecting!”
“I’ve grown accustomed to this place, and I could probably fix the hole that I made with my giant robot.”
“What’s the problem? You’re the one getting all the good stuff! You’ve got the propeller and paint cans on your side!”
“I carried you while you took a nap.”
“I… I thought violence would be the answer.”
“You have a lobster on your butt.”
“Yes, the children are playing swords. Sorry, playing with swords. They are bleeding. Oh no, they are dead. Don’t call again. …Sorry, I panicked.”
“That’s a lie. Your middle name is cutie pie.”
“It was a maelstrom of destruction and death.”
“But I think you’re just mad ‘cause you’re single.”
“Love at first sight doesn’t exist. Love takes time, and love takes work. At the very least you have to know the other person… And you literally have no idea who or what I am.”
“Get open, get honest, invent yourselves together. That’s fusion.”
“I’m not as strong as you think. I-I fell apart over this…”
“You’ll know when I’m joking.”
“You don’t understand! Just leave me alone.”
“I just want to go home.”
“Let’s stay on this miserable planet, together!”
“I’m done being everyone’s prisoner! Now you’re MY prisoner! And I’m never letting you go!”
“Can’t you see? I can’t stop, not for a second.”
“For a moment, I really felt like things were different, but they’re not. No matter where I go, I’m trapped.”
“I really thought I would be living alone here.”
“Don’t put me in charge! Oh, sorry. I mean, y-you shouldn’t trust me with the boat.”
“Thanks, but I’m not putting that on my body.”
“What we had wasn’t healthy. I never want to feel like I felt with you. Never again! So just go!”
“I was terrible to you. I liked taking everything out on you. I needed to. I-I hated you. It was bad!”
“You can’t outrun me, we both have short legs!”
“Yeah, yeah, don’t forget: reckless, vulgar, loud-mouthed. That’s just what makes me so awesome!”
“In the ring, nobody can tell me what to do! And if they try, I HIT ‘EM IN THE FACE WITH A CHAIR!”
“You can’t let anyone make you feel like garbage.”
“Are you trying to kill him faster?”
“I can fit! Which way to the baby war?”
“Now we’re gonna bury you ‘til you’ve learned your lesson!”
“I’m not gonna let you stand there and remind me about everything I hate about myself!”
“I never asked to be made!”
“I’m just an embarrassment to you!”
“Oh man! I think my favorite round thing was in there!”
“I need everyone’s constant approval! I need to loquaciously converse so I can show off how smart I am.”
“Humans should just stop wearing clothes… be a lot funnier.”
“If you’re trying to flush yourself down the toilet, it won’t work. Trust me, I’ve tried.”
“Homegirl knows we’re gonna beat her into a pancake.”
“You didn’t need me at all…”
“Care to explain what one of my swords was doing in your room?”
“We want to stop all wrestling everywhere! Are you going to let us destroy all wrestling? Eheheh.”
“Humans find such fascinating ways to waste their time.”
“Is water just hydrogen and oxygen “mashed together”?”
“Well, that’s perfect, because I don’t want to go with grammatically incorrect people anyway.”
“You have to feel like yourself! Sweet and considerate, and only occasionally obnoxious!”
“Just today you were crying about snakes.”
“There are… different ways of being strong.”
“I’m so sorry… I almost got us killed..!”
“Humans just lead short, boring, insignificant lives, so they make up stories to feel like they’re a part of something bigger. They want to blame all the world’s problems on some single enemy they can fight, instead of a complex network of interrelated forces beyond anyone’s control.”
“I like to watch you sleep sometimes. And by sometimes, I mean often.”
“Everything I ever did, I did for her. And now she’s gone. But I’m still here.”
“That could have gone… a lot worse.”
“You always say you’ll be the crocodile, but you never commit!”
“Have the shirts come to life and possessed the bodies of their wearers?!”
“Do you understand that cartoon show?”
“I don’t get tired; I get results.”
“I just wanted to share a few more victories with you!”
“Look! I was right! My plan worked perfectly.”
“Oh, what’s 200 years between friends?”
“Please! Tell me! How can I make you forgive me!?”
“Confident and secure and complete… You’re perfect… You’re the perfect relationship… You’re always together… I just—I wanted to be a part of that…”
“We leave for one second and everything goes off the rails!”
“It’s fine, it’s fine, we’ll build it bigger, stronger, we’ll add SEATBELT!”
“Ah, sunset. My favorite time of the day… The sun goes down and the second sun gets bigger and bigger in the sky…”
“I can’t just start listening now, I’d be lost! Just like my pants…”
“Will you help me into my Birthday Suit?!”
“Try to act like a rich duck.”
“Fire Salt! Burn! Burn people!”
“None of you are the handsome one! I’M the handsome one!”
“I’m gonna bring the ocean back… or get really thirsty trying.”
“I have to protect you, what if somehow you get hurt? What do I do? I don’t want that for you.”
“Pizza rain! …But no pizza clouds…”
“You gotta take this online quiz: “Which Crying Breakfast Friend Are You?”!”
“Are you insecure about your relationships and how you’re perceived by other people?”
“If you’re the one protecting me… Then who’s the one protecting you!?”
“Some day soon we may be fighting some really bad guys, and when that day comes, I wanna fight with you! Together! So please… Won’t you share this jam with me?”
“Wow! You’re so articulated!”
“Home’s been awful! Here’s been awful! I thought you wanted to have a fun time but– Everyone’s been acting awful too! It - It just came with us. I don’t understand! Is it… is it me..?”
“We found a seeeecret way to track you, and we’ll never tell you how even if you ask nicely. MYAH.”
“Awwww! You’re like… an angry little slice of pie!”
“Wait! I have a better idea that doesn’t involve destroying the house!”
“That isn’t a very sound business practice.”
“Sweet, two doughnuts! One for me and one… for… uh, me.”
“I thought this was a dance party. Why isn’t anyone else dancing.”
“I don’t wanna hear anything you say, unless it’s “sorry”.”
“You’re choosing to take it personally.”
“Can’t you see I’m completely engulfed with rage.”
“But we made him feel like it was his fault. I keep looking into the future, where all of this has been solved, as if it doesn’t matter how you feel in the present. No wonder… why you think I don’t care!”
“You honestly think I’m not upset about what happened? I just wanted to do the right thing…”
“This is… not what I saw! I don’t know what happened, I-”
“All I wanna look at is you.”
