Lizard

In the process of turning this into a blog for all of the things that I find sitting in the dirt.

[iusedtobecharming-deactivated20]

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

[rehearsing]

happy too tired July everyone

[nakathemoth]

happpy saiki day. They took him to the karaoke but he made a smart song choice this time

[juniorfruitcase]

I have no choice but to continue drinking my cheap liquor and fighting my losing battle #mybattle

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[clocktower-order]

New The Day I Took In Dazai manga adaptation to be serialized starting next month on Young Ace. Art by Shijiki Sorakura.

[clocktower-order]

Clean version

[flufflecat]

almost time

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[oneefin]

number theory* diagram

[michaelrotonal]

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

imagine if that's the date it finally happens

[strawbebbynya]

all yall make jokes about couples and their nonromantic third wheel having fun together, but im the one getting treated to food tonight by the couple im nonromantically third wheeling. you wish you were me

[whitachi]

I'm sorry I read this as "necromantic third wheel" and went on a very rapid powerful imagination adventure. hello lovebirds I'm the skeleton here for breadsticks

[nevenne]

so basically this

[palaeoverse]

Do you love the Eras of the Earth?

Which One?

[dumpster-divers-weekly]

@juniorfruitcase

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[pinniposting]

newborn chudling noises…

via

[juniorfruitcase]

@dumpster-divers-weekly

[animatedtext]

[l3ominor]

[juniorfruitcase]

@dumpster-divers-weekly

[pangur-and-grim]

alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.

[pangur-and-grim]

here

[pangur-and-grim]

so for some reason you have all crucified her

(image credit: spaceyalien, trollrider1111, darkhumanbiscuitlawyer, spocktopodes, gilithan, alwaysrebloggingcreatures, lesbian-moon-gf, azaluna, ye3honk, crutchie-morris, eclecticelectriceccentric, cyber-cuck)

[pangur-and-grim]

good news, everyone! I found a second photo of the incident

[pangur-and-grim]

this animal is always LOOKING at me!

[pikescorner]

[dumpster-divers-weekly]

[writing-prompt-s]

Your family member has been abducted and replaced by an alien who is really bad at their job of pretending to be them. However, you don’t complain because the alien is still a vast improvement over the original

[dumpster-divers-weekly]

@juniorfruitcase Shen Qingqiu

[dumbfucksystem]

thinking about bingqiu cuddling and binghe tucking shen qingqiu’s head under his chin during the first few weeks of their relationship. sqq gets upset and flustered like wdym his DISCIPLE is cradling him in his arms. he’s always been the one cradling him- HE should be cradling him right now instead!!

meanwhile binghe just did it out of habit, because thats how he held shen qingqiu for the five years he was dead.

[mikkeneko]

[dumpster-divers-weekly]

@juniorfruitcase