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he/him and believes that everybody can be referred to with they/them

[virtualmosshroom]

[unfunny-trans-girl]

[unspeakablearchives]

(Source: Sen the donkey)

[fooliofailure]

bro thay put transgender in me

[fooliofailure]

you’re good queen. i mispelt “they”. Some kind of yrbasgender i am. i deserve to have it suques out of me likr a ksoquito

[michaelrotonal]

actually the correct verb tense in this sentence is suqued

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

[marimopet]

what does this say in english

[merinnan]

“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.

[myangelofthelord]

ok so what does it say in american

[merinnan]

“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.

[michaelrotonal]

but what does it say in japanese

[battle-for-dyke-island]

this is what healthcare is like as a disabled person

[battle-for-dyke-island]

this is what healthcare is like as a disabled person

[battle-for-dyke-island]

this is what healthcare is like as a disabled person

[battle-for-dyke-island]

this is what healthcare is like as a disabled person

[battle-for-dyke-island]

this is what healthcare is like as a disabled person

[battle-for-dyke-island]

this is what healthcare is like as a disabled person

[tdaywasamaritale]

pride on tumblr is so fun!!!11!!! the heart turns into a rainbow when you hit the like button 😆😆😆 the tumblr staff and algorithm continues to be exceedingly transphobic and especially transmisogynistic. trans women are getting banned left and right for merely existing. please don’t let another version of rainbow capitalism distract you

[oneefin]

number theory* diagram

[michaelrotonal]

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

imagine if that's the date it finally happens

[type-blaze0]

We find out tomorrow.

[king-of-oreo]

Took me a while to understand how tf it’s tmrw

[do-not-u-dare]

FUCKING AMERICABS

[kekefan1225]

I don’t get it

[sleepyfellow03]

so basically if you use mm/dd then tomorrow is 6/11

[kekefan1225]

I get that (I live in USA) but like what’s happening tomorrow

[michaelrotonal]

anything

[aistobascistod]

Thermos : Thermometer :: Doritos : Doritometer

[michaelrotonal]

:: Kilos : Kilometer

[sin0fempathy]

seems like tumblr finally realized the bad optics of not having the trans colors represented anywhere in their little performative pride like animation.

anyways transfems are still being banned en masse from this website for “any reason or no reason at all” and having their accounts taken down again and again when they attempt to remake. this includes accounts that had originally been around for over a decade, after they did nothing but get a bit too loud about being transfem. don’t shut up about it.

[real-language-facts]

i shot and killed a wug and cooked and ate it and it tasted like bad

[duolingo-official]

now there are one of them 😔

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[nonstandardrepertoire]

there was one wug. real-language-facts just killed and ate the wug. now there are zero _______

[businesstiramisu]

[chonklatez]

@21st-century-minutiae

[21st-century-minutiae]

The "Wug Test" was a famous, mid twentieth century linguistic experiment by Jean Berko Gleason which proved that young children were able to generalize grammatical rules in the English language. As part of the test, Gleason invented a number of pseudowords, plausible-sounding words that a child would have never heard of before. The most famous was "Wug."

A child would be presented with an incomplete sentence such

This is a WUG. Now there is another one. There are two of them. There are two ________.

Children, without coaching, were successfully able to pluralize "wug" (a word they had never heard of before) into "wugs," proving that they understood the grammatical concept of pluralizing an English noun by appending an 's'. Other grammatical structures like verb conjugation were similarly successful.

The above posts are playing with this concept, starting with a parody of the simple, child-friendly sentence structure of the original test. The final post is a "reaction image" taken from a screenshot of the show Breaking Bad, to humorously express an emotion as part of (or in response to) the exchange.

[michaelrotonal]

I believe it is important to note that when there are zero things, the plural form is used

[aistobascistod]

Liver : Organ You Need To Live :: Spleen : Organ You Need To Splee

[woodrider]

Skin: Organ You Need To Ski

[michaelrotonal]

:: Stenographer : Organ You Need To Stenographe

[395nm]

Something odd before I go to bed.

This is my home. I've lived here 4 years. I've internalized the floor plan well enough that my dreams could model it accurately if desired. But something is strange. In waking life the house is all one floor: no stairs inside the house. In dreams, it's always a split-level, with stairs at the blue X leading down to the living room. This feature has been consistent across hundreds of dreams. What do you think is the significance of that?

[michaelrotonal]

obviously the single step is increased to ten for the sake of extending playtime to get over the 2-hour return window