Oh my god just how many times does Shen Yuan canonically fantasize about being a woman dubconned by Binghe

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Oh my god just how many times does Shen Yuan canonically fantasize about being a woman dubconned by Binghe
white lotus luo binghe 🪷
Does anyone else have an list of 10-15 untouchable thoughts that if you let yourself remeber or think about them for even a second it’s excruciating or is this a me thing
Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by
Shen Yuan is actually a great cautionary tale abt underestimating the effect your presence has on the ones you care about. You are fucking important. Your good actions matter, and won’t be completely erased by one bad deed. Your life matters. People care about you. They won’t stop caring about you just bc you think they would be justified to. Communicate. Do not kys right in front of your favourite person out of a misguided attempt to cheer them up with your death you fucking idiot I swear to Airplane.
It's a moral imperative that we write more sex scenes which are
Weird
Uncomfortable
Not good for anyone involved
Spoken for me - svsss
Death note esque AU where heavenly demons can see how much time a person thinks they have left to live.
When Luo Binghe spots Shen Qingqiu in Jin Lang city he’s absolutely shocked to discover a mere 2 or 3 (how much was it) years left on Shizun’s counter. What had happened in the time he was gone? Did without a cure get worse? Was it something else?
Worried to pieces he hurries over to his master. Except once said master lays eyes upon him—while outwardly calm—his counter starts to glitch showing only minutes left, then seconds, then months, zero, seconds again and so on.
Luo Binghe had seen that before. On his enemies moments before he killed them.
Out of the tags with you🫵
And what if SQQ keeps wavering back and forth on if he's gonna push Binghe into the abyss, so all the months leading up to the immortal alliance conference his count keeps switching between "~6 years" and "a few months". Cue the overprotective Binghe arc (and maybe this could develop into a no Abyss au too)
My original idea was for this to be a passive ability that only awakens in the abyss as he grows stronger. He considers it completely useless until he meets Shizun again, and it starts being at the forefront of his mind alongside Shizun at all times. On which you stop hiding in the comments
On the other hand, if we have the ability already active pre-abyss, that gives us soooo many options depending on how early he gains it.
First of all, if it's already active during Shen Jiu: Although absolutely determined to escape with Qi-ge, I do believe that Shen Jiu could've still subconsciously been the type of kid who believed they wouldn't make it past 12, then 16, then 18, and so on, given how he grew up. He has been incredibly close to death as long as he can remember, which only carried on into his Peak Lord days as he suffered potentially lethal qi deviations on the regular. So I imagine his counter never showed more than a few years at best. This could also be confusing enough that Binghe doesn't figure out what it means for a good while.
Then Shen Yuan shows up. And I believe in chronically ill Shen Yuan propaganda. So he wakes up in a much healthier body, the body of a cultivator, and the counter shoots into the hundreds. Until the System chimes in and it drops, until he unlocks OOC and it goes back up, and so on and so forth.
For the sake of plot, I'd like to imagine the ability being fairly unstable and difficult to use before the cradle seal is broken, so Binghe only ever gets quick glimpses in high-stakes situations when his senses are turned up to 100 from the adrenaline. He was on edge all the time with Shen Jiu, so he was more easily able to use it then. He gets to see the jump to the hundreds, after which he slowly relaxes under Shen Yuan's care.
He sees the counter briefly drop to zero when Shen Qingqiu saves him during the demon invasion and gets poisoned with without-a-cure. Omg shizun saved me, thinking he'd pay with his life for it!! After which he pretty much relaxes fully and basically loses the ability for a long while.
And when the cradle seal is broken, and he stands between the abyss and his shizun, he sees the counter again for the first time in years as it violently fluctuates between seconds and just around 5 years.
And Binghe realizes he is the reason.
Whether or not he figures out that the 2 years left when he sees him in Jin Lang city are just those 5 years from the day the abyss opened or not, in other words, that shizun believed he'd come back from the abyss to kill him, depends on whether the mental illness sword is feeling like fix-it or angst that day.
omg look what got added while i was typing
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VERY good question
Given that the counter is subjective I’d say he chalks it up to Shang Qinghua being a coward at first. Until he realizes that the counter is fairly stable; as the author he has a very specific point in the timeline in mind.
People who think they’ll die soon have a short amount of time on their counter but it fluctuates since they can’t know when they’ll die exactly. But Shang Qinghua‘s is stable
Just like Shizun’s.
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this is getting better and better
Im just gonna keep frankensteining this thing there’s just too many yummy additions
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The timer matching the trial date raises soooo many questions.
Why on earth does shizun think he’ll die? Even if he were ruled guilty he wouldn’t get the death sentence?? And on the day off? Immediately? With zero delay??
Does he think someone is plotting his death and will use the judgment as justification? Who?????
Lbh: *shizun protecc mode activated*
Lbh: *saves shizun from water prison*
Sqq: *counter starts glitching again*
Lbh: *dial-up connection noises*
Lbh: Shizun thinks I‘m plotting his death???????
Mental illness sword: *maniacal laughter*
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON 2* GROUP FOUR *FINALS
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Yue Qingyuan/Yue Qi (The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System)
Howl Jenkins Pendragon (Howl’s Moving Castle)
*The winner of this matchup will represent their bracket in the inter-group finale poll(s).
PROPAGANDA:
[Yue Qingyuan]
"The Sect Leader should get pregnant because the Sect Leader should be the picture of fertility and virility both, boost the usage of male child-bearing pills, and because the whole Sect would go crazy trying to find out who's the baby daddy. I think Yue Qingyuan could benefit from having to raise a child of his own instead of managing disciples, because Yue Qingyuan no longer has a family of his own and deserves one, and this way, perhaps he'd be forced to care about another person again. His strong and qi-rich body would also have an easy pregnancy and have a strong and happy child."
[Howl]
"Because he would be SUCH a wet cat about it. And if he's with Sophie, he should do his share since she already cleans so much."
listen if yqy wins and pulls off a miracle I will write a non skin creature crack treated seriously QiJiu ship where they are both pregnant in a game of gay pregnancy chicken
and i promise it will be a good time
Death note esque AU where heavenly demons can see how much time a person thinks they have left to live.
When Luo Binghe spots Shen Qingqiu in Jin Lang city he’s absolutely shocked to discover a mere 2 or 3 (how much was it) years left on Shizun’s counter. What had happened in the time he was gone? Did without a cure get worse? Was it something else?
Worried to pieces he hurries over to his master. Except once said master lays eyes upon him—while outwardly calm—his counter starts to glitch showing only minutes left, then seconds, then months, zero, seconds again and so on.
Luo Binghe had seen that before. On his enemies moments before he killed them.
Out of the tags with you🫵
And what if SQQ keeps wavering back and forth on if he's gonna push Binghe into the abyss, so all the months leading up to the immortal alliance conference his count keeps switching between "~6 years" and "a few months". Cue the overprotective Binghe arc (and maybe this could develop into a no Abyss au too)
My original idea was for this to be a passive ability that only awakens in the abyss as he grows stronger. He considers it completely useless until he meets Shizun again, and it starts being at the forefront of his mind alongside Shizun at all times. On which you stop hiding in the comments
On the other hand, if we have the ability already active pre-abyss, that gives us soooo many options depending on how early he gains it.
First of all, if it's already active during Shen Jiu: Although absolutely determined to escape with Qi-ge, I do believe that Shen Jiu could've still subconsciously been the type of kid who believed they wouldn't make it past 12, then 16, then 18, and so on, given how he grew up. He has been incredibly close to death as long as he can remember, which only carried on into his Peak Lord days as he suffered potentially lethal qi deviations on the regular. So I imagine his counter never showed more than a few years at best. This could also be confusing enough that Binghe doesn't figure out what it means for a good while.
Then Shen Yuan shows up. And I believe in chronically ill Shen Yuan propaganda. So he wakes up in a much healthier body, the body of a cultivator, and the counter shoots into the hundreds. Until the System chimes in and it drops, until he unlocks OOC and it goes back up, and so on and so forth.
For the sake of plot, I'd like to imagine the ability being fairly unstable and difficult to use before the cradle seal is broken, so Binghe only ever gets quick glimpses in high-stakes situations when his senses are turned up to 100 from the adrenaline. He was on edge all the time with Shen Jiu, so he was more easily able to use it then. He gets to see the jump to the hundreds, after which he slowly relaxes under Shen Yuan's care.
He sees the counter briefly drop to zero when Shen Qingqiu saves him during the demon invasion and gets poisoned with without-a-cure. Omg shizun saved me, thinking he'd pay with his life for it!! After which he pretty much relaxes fully and basically loses the ability for a long while.
And when the cradle seal is broken, and he stands between the abyss and his shizun, he sees the counter again for the first time in years as it violently fluctuates between seconds and just around 5 years.
And Binghe realizes he is the reason.
Whether or not he figures out that the 2 years left when he sees him in Jin Lang city are just those 5 years from the day the abyss opened or not, in other words, that shizun believed he'd come back from the abyss to kill him, depends on whether the mental illness sword is feeling like fix-it or angst that day.
*Seductively licks knife before taking a huge bite out of it*
Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything
Yue Qingyuan
I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord
Look at our emperor bro, we’re so screwed
say what you like about him but i have a lot of respect for luo binghe’s courtship methods. like he tried the “look what you’re missing out on” approach okay, he gave it a fair go. “look how cool and hot and powerful i am” is a straight up classic and he had it nailed down, he had his evil sword and dramatic poses to strike, he was locked tf in. but then when that failed to work he pivoted like a champion, going from his sexy badass persona to full-on sad kitten out in the rain, and i don’t think he gets enough credit for that. he is a grownass demonic emperor with subjects and presumably a lot of enemies looking for weakness, and yet he has fully committed to the untried and extremely specific “warbling baby bird” approach to wooing shen qingqiu. he is wailing and clinging to the best of his exceptional ability, all dignity abandoned, to get his man. that’s dedication.
SVSSS x Witch Hat Atelier AU
Master Shen meets an unexpected visitor...👀
Binghe would make a terrifying brimhat witch and I'm all for it <3 he's gonna show Shizun levels of Freak that no one's ever seen before
There are four categories of people you will meet: Underlings, superiors, rivals, and love interests. One of my underlings has been attempting to convince me of the existence of a fifth category, "friend", which appears to have no purpose. I suspect it is a ploy to get out of performing her duties.