DoD Squad Incorrect Quotes

[duncesofdunamancy]

Frode: Good night. Nyalex: Sleep tight. Lyssara: Don't let the bedbugs crawl up to your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself. Toot-Toot: Great, now Nyalex is crying.

[duncesofdunamancy]

Nyalex: Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Nyachi meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.

[duncesofdunamancy]

Nyalex, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs? Raine Iridis: It means like in hand-to-hand combat. Nyalex: Ohhhh- Regulus Ether: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

[duncesofdunamancy]

Raine: Urrrgh…I’ve never felt so sick in my entire life… Dafni: Ouch. Shit sucks, man. Raine: I feel like I’m dying… Whyyyy… Dafni, under their breath: Because I want to go back to some peace and quiet in this dorm room. Raine:,/b> …DID YOU FUCKING POISON ME-

[duncesofdunamancy]

Nyalex, upon learning how Regulus did a magic trick: So you’re not magic? Regulus: Well, not really. Nyalex: You’re just a liar.

[duncesofdunamancy]

Nyalex, looking at a map: It’s a barren, featureless wasteland out there, isn't it? Ælexæ: Other side, Nyalex...

[duncesofdunamancy]

Regulus: Lyssara! What did I tell you about lying? Lyssara, looking down: …That it only works on Nyalex.

[duncesofdunamancy]

Nyalex: What are you in the mood for? Nyachi: World domination. Nyalex: That's a bit ambitious. Nyachi: You are my world. Nyalex: Aww... Nyachi: Nyalex: Nyachi: Nyalex: OH.

[duncesofdunamancy]

Toot-Toot: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie* Nyalex: You can't just skip to the happy ending! Toot-Toot: I don't have time for their problems.

[duncesofdunamancy]

Juni: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.

[duncesofdunamancy]

Nyachi: My hands are cold. Nyalex: Let me hold them! Nyachi: My lips are cold too. Nyalex: *covers Nyachi's mouth with their hand*

[duncesofdunamancy]

[duncesofdunamancy]

Nyachi: My hands are cold. Nyalex: Let me hold them! Nyachi: My lips are cold too. Nyalex: *covers Nyachi's mouth with their hand*

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Nyachi: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.

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Nyalex, bursting into the room: You two are having sex! Dafni, not looking up from their book: Really? Raine, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.

[duncesofdunamancy]

Nyachi: So the other day I sent Nyalex out to get us some gas. Nyachi: And instead of getting gas, he got us novelty cookie cutters. Nyachi: Now everything we eat is shaped like a dinosaur. Nyachi: … Nyachi: I love him so much.

[duncesofdunamancy]

Nyalex: Even Raine and I have been getting closer. The other day, they gave me half of their sandwich! Raine: I mistook them for a garbage can.

[duncesofdunamancy]

Ælexæ: Petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday. Nyalex: Wednesay. Ælexæ: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible.