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david aslanov. 47 .the righteous. head of sales

[dunderda]

The Dundies: David’s Look

[livixdunne-blog]

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

[dunderda]

[dunderda]

littlstrose​:

“I really like the colour I picked and Jed did a wonderful job. The soft pastel yellow of the far wall brightened the space and warmed up the wood of her shelf and desk, the rest of the walls an ever so softly off white. She’d even managed to find a white filing cabinet in the warehouse and after having some of the guys bring it up, she’d started to ponder asking Stephen to maybe decorate it with some art or something. “I mean… self designated, but… coffee is kind of a passion of mine. Hence thinking i was finally ready to dip my toe into gourmet espresso. The first one I made was horrible, but I’m much more confident in this one. “You seem to be fitting in quite well here… then again, might easier now that you have some familial ties. Skyler told me.” 

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“Indeed! This office feels like home, it really does.” David appreciated the work that had been put into this space; it looked warm and matched Charlie perfectly. His own place always looked sunny because of the colors he had chosen. With a bit of his daughter’s help, of course. He smiled at Charlie and took a few steps backwards to see if he could leave the plant there. Perfect. He would probably change his mind two more times but it could stay there for now. “Both practical and entertaining – coffee is a great hobby,” he said with a bright smile. “Ah yes. It is such a lovely place and the familial ties... They definitely motivate me to stay around here,” he chuckled. “I hope that Bane was not complaining or anything. I would hate to stop talking to him again when I am so excited to learn everything about Penny now.”

[dunderda]

littlstrose​:

“Oh yes! I have a succulent from her as well, but it’s tiny and I just keep it next to the keyboard. I actually have a box of other stuff, but I don’t need my office looking… well… between you and me… I don’t want it to look…” Leaning in, her voice dropped to a playfully conspiratorial whisper. “Old lady-ish.” Leading him into her office, she slid the door closed behind them and then pulled a slender black thermos from the drawer in her desk, along with two small, white cups. “Espresso. It’s my first attempt at making myself with the french press, so be kind.” 

David laughed at her confession; he knew exactly what she was talking about because he felt the same way about himself quite often. He wasn’t that old but if he was to count all those times when his daughter called him old-fashioned...! “It looks great,” he replied in a similar manner, adding a playful wink. He starter looking for the perfect spot for Charlie’s new plant, making sure that it wasn’t too dark and that everyone could see it. “Oh, of course! I have heard that you are the main barista?” David chuckled, arching a brow – this shelf or the other one? Charlie should be able to see her new green pet while working. “At least that is what Penny told me. And Skyler. Actually, a few other employees too.”

[littlstrose]

@daslanv​

“Good morning, Mister Head of Sales… ready for our Monday morning meeting? If you carry this and help me find place for it in my office… there may just be a surprise in it for you. You… kinda of have a better eye for this stuff than I do.” 

[dunderda]

“Good morning! Ah, konechno!” David smiled brightly at Charlie as he took the flower from her, treating this task very seriously. “Ah yes, how beautiful! First things first, of course! We will find some great spot for you, buddy. I have got my little plant from Penny,” he added proudly, chuckling lightly. “Oh, you are nice but I beg to disagree...! Anyway, I will bring you a yellow one from my house, I have got two.”

[livixdunne-blog]

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

[dekaohtoura]

[vintagepales]

St. Peter and St. Paul’s Church, Vilnius

[dunderda]

savantschrute​:

‘ i imagine there will probably be a lot less extra money if everyone starts to find out this trick, huh? don’t worry, i only use it sometimes — mostly when i leave my quarters in the cup holder of my car and don’t want to walk all the way to the parking lot for some fig newtons. ‘ as he speaks, jed continues to poke and prod at the keypad until the options for maintenance override come up on the small, barely-lit screen, only breaking his gaze away in surprise when the man asked yet another question. it wasn’t often anyone showed interest in the finer details of mechanical engineering, and he was clearly excited to jump on the opportunity to share. ‘ i think it has something to do with faulty wirin’ for that one specific coil  — i haven’t tested it yet, mostly just ‘cause i don’t want to waste $1.25 on some oreos that i probably won’t even get — but i think it only ever does about 50-75% completion on a turn. i could probably find out if i tried to take it apart. ‘ 

jed can’t help but snort as he casts a glance over his shoulder. ‘ ha, okay. good luck tryin’ to fit a whole shark in a vending machine, much less tryin’ to fit it back out the dispenser hole. ‘ he shakes his head, lets his gaze land on the short, alphanumeric code for the cookies in question. ‘ but if you’re wondering, it’s mostly because they’re unsecured and they fall on unsuspecting folks and flatten, squash, or otherwise typically exsanguinate them, y’know? anyway — here ya go! ‘

“Oh! I immediately thought I would be using it only when an item got stuck in there or something...” He laughed, feeling a bit lost with how all these devices worked. At least the explanation the man offered him was enough for David to keep the lecture for himself. He would probably use the trick in emergency situations too, so it wasn’t a big deal. “Just do not show it to everyone or else they will never pay for their skittles ever again,” he said with a bright smile. Not that he would ever let them do it if he caught them. “Ah, it does make sense,” he admitted, genuinely interested. The Oreos Mystery sounded absolutely exciting, in some ways it had potential. “It is like a Russian Roulette but safer, then! I hope our Dunder friends will not turn into gamblers now... or maybe I am the only person who thinks it is exciting.” David laughed, rubbing his forehead with the tips of his fingers in amusement. "Ah, there are those small sharks but I am sure that they are not dangerous, so this theory has some holes... Unsecured machines sound far more reassuring, even if they are lacking that certain charm that vending sharks have." Laughing some more by the ridiculousness of that conversation, David nodded, thanking for the cookies. “Spasiba. Do you want some maybe?”

[smokehopesandreams]

[evansensations]

# sassy daddy

Chris Evans as Andy Barber in Defending Jacob | 1x04 | Damage Control

[goodreadss]

[paulmescalien]

‘ there’s a trick for it they don’t tell you — watch! ‘ the exclamation is unprompted as jed walks up to the side of the vending machine, gives the metal an unnecessary slap ( that, okay, kinda stings a little actually ) before keying in a code he’s had memorized for a while now.  ‘ most a’ these machines have a master key that’ll let ya override the controls. this one don’t ever seem to wanna work for the oreos, they always get stuck after half a rotation, and even if you try to hit it, well  — hey, did you know vending machine accidents kill more humans than sharks a year? ‘ a shake of his head resets his thoughts and he flashes a grin at his coworker. ‘ but what d’you want anyhow? can get mostly anything else, oreos notwithstandin’. ‘ @dunderstartsers​

[dunderda]

David waited patiently for the rescue. This guy really seemed to be a vending machine king now, so he nodded in appreciation, listening to the other man’s explanation. “I wonder how much extra money there might be thanks to such situations,” he said, shaking his head a little. “And why are Oreos so special? So... unattainable?”

His second fun fact was even better, though. How could one die because of a vending machine? Were they coming to life and attacking people when no one else was watching? They’d always seemed pretty harmless to him. “As in, some people put sharks in vending machines...?” He joked, arching a brow curiously, as he pointed at a small box of chocolate chip cookies, deciding they tasted better than Oreos anyway. 

[dunderda]

@dunderstartsers​​

​It wasn’t some kind of need to make everyone like him; he just wanted to be nice to his colleagues. The atmosphere was so friendly and he felt that it was the right place for him already. So, he asked his mother for her famous Russian honey cake recipe, including all her secret ingredients that made the cake so delicious, and baked one himself to share with everyone in the office. Desserts weren't his specialty, he would have prepared great solyanka or okroshka if he wanted to show off with his signature dish, but with his mother's help, nothing was impossible. Then, as he cut it, he made sure everyone could get at least one piece.

"Hello everyone," he shouted, carrying the cake to the kitchen the next morning. "I have got a surprise for you today, so please, do not be shy! Come come!" He chuckled and put the cake on the table to unpack it. 

[panagiota-k]

Graceland 3.10 “Master of Weak Ties”

paige arkin + working out

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