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in the parking lot today, there was a circus. the copier did tricks on the high-wire, a lady tried to give away a baby that looked like a cat. there was a dwight impersonator and a jim impersonator. a strong man crushed a turtle. i laughed and i cried. not bad for a day in the life of a dog food company.

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THE OFFICE MEME: (3/5 characters) - Pam Beesly

“Jim is not allowed to talk until after he buys me a coke. Those are the rules of jinx, and they are unflinchingly rigid.”

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“Flags are about power. Flags say something. You put a rainbow flag on your windshield and you’re saying something. Organic, hand-dyed, big mess – cotton. Oh my God, you don’t even want to know. Stitch, stitch, stitch on a little Singer. It’s midnight you know. Pink is for sex, red for life, orange for healing, yellow for sun, green for nature, turquoise for magic, blue for serenity and purple for the spirit. I like to think of those elements as in every person, everyone shares that.”

- Gilbert Baker, designer of the LGBTQ pride flag  

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ALL OF JIM’S PRANKS ON DWIGHT » 9x23 - A.A.R.M. [6/6]

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THE OFFICE MEME: (2/5 characters) - Dwight Schrute

“Security in this office park is a joke. Last year I came to work with my spud-gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?”

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THE OFFICE MEME: (1/5 characters) - Michael Scott

“I watch the L Word, okay? I watch Queer as Fuck.”