Totally Normal Dungeon Quest

[dungeonsane]

Welcome to Dungeon Sane!

this is an interactive adventure of the prompt and action style, following an adventurer who's lost in a dungeon and really wants out.

following is current player statistics(updated when changed):

[dungeonsane]

this one's over.

there's a new one at

@the-story-the-story-the-story · TELL THE TALE

Follow @the-story-the-story-the-story and get more of the good stuff by joining Tumblr today. Dive in!

[dungeonsane]

You are an ADVENTURER. a while ago, you entered the LOCATH DUNGEON in search of the PYRIUM DIAMOND. now you just want to GET OUT.

unfortunately, you have gotten yourself EXTREMELY LOST.

what do you do?

@ignisuada @squeeble-deeble-academy @space-rocc @bloodkrieg21 @pythonofficial

[bloodkrieg21]

@dungeonsane I’m gonna retry something

Night passes, it is a new day, what should we try first?

@ignisuadaroleplay @damnable-druid @bi-gender-sorcerer @local-pickpocket @the-mighty-dalob @pukicho @lead-sorcerer @shittest-wizard-ever @good-wizard @life-is-okay-rn2 @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @the-mighty-dalob @gobo-dos-goblin @confused-sorcerer

(This just an idea… maybe the post is too long)

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Hmmm- Let’s check out supplies again?

[bloodkrieg21]

@dungeonsane @ignisuadaroleplay @esgiel

*I get up and check on squeaks*

[dungeonsane]

SQUEAKS has been loyally KEEPING WATCH.

[bloodkrieg21]

“You did good squeaks”

@its-target-official @itsapmseymour @the-mighty-dalob @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @profeshinul-wizurd @esgiel @cleric-posting @gnomishgimmy @fungal-boy-witch-yay @bugwizard4lyfe @magikmaelstrom

[its-target-official]

tf

*I check my pockets for my weapons and grab my bow.*

fuck where are my arrows….found em!

[bloodkrieg21]

@its-target-official

*we take out our cross bow and look it over and clean it*

[dungeonsane]

the CROSSBOW is still in EXCELLENT CONDITION.

[bloodkrieg21]

@cleric-posting

[cleric-posting-deactivated20240]

I want to look for the biggest health bar in the area.

[dungeonsane]

you have not seen any ENEMIES that you haven't PROMPTLY KILLED. [large-scale COMMANDS are also not PARSEABLE. please keep COMMANDS small.]

[cleric-posting-deactivated20240]

I put my left hand on the wall, and begin following until something grabs my attention.

[bloodkrieg21]

*well doing so I remover to take the pined post- I mean inventory and remember I have. A potion making kit*

@dungeonsane @cleric-posting

@dungeonsane @longshrimp

[longshrimp]

Can we bite something

[serious-tabaxi]

sorry all, i was distracted. let me continue where we left off.

[longshrimp]

Im going to bite you

[dungeonsane]

ok, you can attempt to bite the NARRATOR.

the NARRATOR deftly dodges your bite.

"Stop that."

[longshrimp]

No

[dungeonsane]

"do you have nothing better to do than command this poor hero's body and attempt to bite a storyteller?"

[longshrimp]

Also no

[dungeonsane]

"ah, great...."

[bloodkrieg21]

*I try to make a potion in the potion maker*

[dungeonsane]

what INGREDIENTS do you put in the POTIONMAKER?

[bloodkrieg21]

*I try rust (from the arrow head) goo, and a drop of my own blood*

[dungeonsane]

*you craft the POTION of METALBANE.*

*on consumption, all metal you touch takes 2d4 damage per round, for 1 hour.*

[bloodkrieg21]

(Good : )

*I continue to walk till I see a entity or squeaks alerts me of somthing important*

(Also how smart is squeaks… like he can understand me, but can he like do, 1 squeak for yes and 2 squeaks for no?)

@dungeonsane

[dungeonsane]

there is a GREEN ORBOHEDRON that you've somehow missed the last 3 times you passed by this corner.

[bloodkrieg21]

(What is it? A monster, item, or other?)

[serious-tabaxi]

(you'd have to interact to find out :) )

[bloodkrieg21]

(If we know what’s it’s called we should know what it does/ is? Can’t we see if it’s moving or not from surface level operations?)

[serious-tabaxi]

i mean, its not moving, so it might be an object or just a stealthy monster...

[bloodkrieg21]

“Squeaks, do you recognize it? 1 squat for yes, 2 for no.”

[dungeonsane]

SQUEAKS gives TWO SQUEAKS for DENIAL.

[bloodkrieg21]

“Okay then… one last thing.”

*I squat and pull out a little bit of rations.*

“Here boy”

*I say to the orb*

[dungeonsane]

the ORB is INDIFFERENT to your BRIBE.

[bloodkrieg21]

“Oh come on don’t you want some food?”

*I pull out a rust arrow head to add to the bribe.*

[dungeonsane]

the ORB remains APATHETIC.

[bloodkrieg21]

“Okay…”

@ignisuadaroleplay @the-mighty-dalob @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @profeshinul-wizurd @bobateaboo

[ignisuadaroleplay]

(We shove our hand into the orb: assuming it is malleable)

[dungeonsane]

*the ORB is actually very hard. you succeed in PUSHING it BACK a few centimeters*

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Ow- shit, that hurt..

(Pick up orb)

[dungeonsane]

you have ACQUIRED the GREEN ORBOHEDRON.

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Neat!!

[serious-tabaxi]

( @bloodkrieg21 you wanna ping some peeps?)

[bloodkrieg21]

@lead-sorcerer @its-target-official @by-the-welder-light @bobateaboo @lexingt0n @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @informis-the-many-faced

[longshrimp]

i will BITE the GREEN ORBOHEDRON

[dungeonsane]

the GREEN ORBOHEDRON is CRYSTALLINE in TASTE. your TEETH fail to DAMAGE the ORBOHEDRON.

[bloodkrieg21]

@sorcererest-sorcerer

*I meditate while focusing on the orb*

[dungeonsane]

you REGAIN.... somEthing. not HEALTH. not SANITY. but somEthing.

[sorcererest-sorcerer]

(I take a nap, using the orb as a pillow)

[dungeonsane]

it isn't very COMFORTABLE, but you successfully decrease your SANITY by 1 through time waste.

[bloodkrieg21]

*I pet squeaks… I feed him a little food…I watch him eat it and smile*

[dungeonsane]

SQUEAKS enjoys the food.

[temp-ringoflustholder]

@sorcererest-sorcerer @the-eighth-ring @druidicrepository @damnable-druid

[bloodkrieg21]

@ignisuadaroleplay @the-mighty-dalob

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Hmm.l hey squeaks, can you like.. sniff a way out of here? Or ar least to a place we haven’t been?

[bloodkrieg21]

@dungeonsane @damnable-druid @druidicrepository @plague-doctor-on-tumbler

[dungeonsane]

SQUEAKS leads you BACKWARDS to the place you STARTED. you see a GYTHNYTH prowling the area.

[bloodkrieg21]

*I scan to see what it is made of*

[dungeonsane]

MAGMA, ASH, and PURE HATRED.

[bloodkrieg21]

“Ah”

*I run to the nearest acid pit and I fill a bottle with acid*

@dungeonsane

[dungeonsane]

YOU do that EASILY.

[bloodkrieg21]

*i return*

“Hey! You, friend or foe?”

*once it starts to run at us I unfurl the acid and splash it at them.*

@dungeonsane

@dungeonsane

@dungeonsane

[dungeonsane]

the GYTHNYTH is DESTRYOED by the POTENCY of the ACID.

all that remains is a pile of BASIC ASH.

do YOU pick it UP?

[dungeonsane]

You are an ADVENTURER. a while ago, you entered the LOCATH DUNGEON in search of the PYRIUM DIAMOND. now you just want to GET OUT.

unfortunately, you have gotten yourself EXTREMELY LOST.

what do you do?

@ignisuada @squeeble-deeble-academy @space-rocc @bloodkrieg21 @pythonofficial

[bloodkrieg21]

@dungeonsane I’m gonna retry something

Night passes, it is a new day, what should we try first?

@ignisuadaroleplay @damnable-druid @bi-gender-sorcerer @local-pickpocket @the-mighty-dalob @pukicho @lead-sorcerer @shittest-wizard-ever @good-wizard @life-is-okay-rn2 @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @the-mighty-dalob @gobo-dos-goblin @confused-sorcerer

(This just an idea… maybe the post is too long)

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Hmmm- Let’s check out supplies again?

[bloodkrieg21]

@dungeonsane @ignisuadaroleplay @esgiel

*I get up and check on squeaks*

[dungeonsane]

SQUEAKS has been loyally KEEPING WATCH.

[bloodkrieg21]

“You did good squeaks”

@its-target-official @itsapmseymour @the-mighty-dalob @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @profeshinul-wizurd @esgiel @cleric-posting @gnomishgimmy @fungal-boy-witch-yay @bugwizard4lyfe @magikmaelstrom

[its-target-official]

tf

*I check my pockets for my weapons and grab my bow.*

fuck where are my arrows….found em!

[bloodkrieg21]

@its-target-official

*we take out our cross bow and look it over and clean it*

[dungeonsane]

the CROSSBOW is still in EXCELLENT CONDITION.

[bloodkrieg21]

@cleric-posting

[cleric-posting-deactivated20240]

I want to look for the biggest health bar in the area.

[dungeonsane]

you have not seen any ENEMIES that you haven't PROMPTLY KILLED. [large-scale COMMANDS are also not PARSEABLE. please keep COMMANDS small.]

[cleric-posting-deactivated20240]

I put my left hand on the wall, and begin following until something grabs my attention.

[bloodkrieg21]

*well doing so I remover to take the pined post- I mean inventory and remember I have. A potion making kit*

@dungeonsane @cleric-posting

@dungeonsane @longshrimp

[longshrimp]

Can we bite something

[serious-tabaxi]

sorry all, i was distracted. let me continue where we left off.

[longshrimp]

Im going to bite you

[dungeonsane]

ok, you can attempt to bite the NARRATOR.

the NARRATOR deftly dodges your bite.

"Stop that."

[longshrimp]

No

[dungeonsane]

"do you have nothing better to do than command this poor hero's body and attempt to bite a storyteller?"

[longshrimp]

Also no

[dungeonsane]

"ah, great...."

[bloodkrieg21]

*I try to make a potion in the potion maker*

[dungeonsane]

what INGREDIENTS do you put in the POTIONMAKER?

[bloodkrieg21]

*I try rust (from the arrow head) goo, and a drop of my own blood*

[dungeonsane]

*you craft the POTION of METALBANE.*

*on consumption, all metal you touch takes 2d4 damage per round, for 1 hour.*

[bloodkrieg21]

(Good : )

*I continue to walk till I see a entity or squeaks alerts me of somthing important*

(Also how smart is squeaks… like he can understand me, but can he like do, 1 squeak for yes and 2 squeaks for no?)

@dungeonsane

[dungeonsane]

there is a GREEN ORBOHEDRON that you've somehow missed the last 3 times you passed by this corner.

[bloodkrieg21]

(What is it? A monster, item, or other?)

[serious-tabaxi]

(you'd have to interact to find out :) )

[bloodkrieg21]

(If we know what’s it’s called we should know what it does/ is? Can’t we see if it’s moving or not from surface level operations?)

[serious-tabaxi]

i mean, its not moving, so it might be an object or just a stealthy monster...

[bloodkrieg21]

“Squeaks, do you recognize it? 1 squat for yes, 2 for no.”

[dungeonsane]

SQUEAKS gives TWO SQUEAKS for DENIAL.

[bloodkrieg21]

“Okay then… one last thing.”

*I squat and pull out a little bit of rations.*

“Here boy”

*I say to the orb*

[dungeonsane]

the ORB is INDIFFERENT to your BRIBE.

[bloodkrieg21]

“Oh come on don’t you want some food?”

*I pull out a rust arrow head to add to the bribe.*

[dungeonsane]

the ORB remains APATHETIC.

[bloodkrieg21]

“Okay…”

@ignisuadaroleplay @the-mighty-dalob @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @profeshinul-wizurd @bobateaboo

[ignisuadaroleplay]

(We shove our hand into the orb: assuming it is malleable)

[dungeonsane]

*the ORB is actually very hard. you succeed in PUSHING it BACK a few centimeters*

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Ow- shit, that hurt..

(Pick up orb)

[dungeonsane]

you have ACQUIRED the GREEN ORBOHEDRON.

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Neat!!

[serious-tabaxi]

( @bloodkrieg21 you wanna ping some peeps?)

[bloodkrieg21]

@lead-sorcerer @its-target-official @by-the-welder-light @bobateaboo @lexingt0n @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @informis-the-many-faced

[longshrimp]

i will BITE the GREEN ORBOHEDRON

[dungeonsane]

the GREEN ORBOHEDRON is CRYSTALLINE in TASTE. your TEETH fail to DAMAGE the ORBOHEDRON.

[bloodkrieg21]

@sorcererest-sorcerer

*I meditate while focusing on the orb*

[dungeonsane]

you REGAIN.... somEthing. not HEALTH. not SANITY. but somEthing.

[sorcererest-sorcerer]

(I take a nap, using the orb as a pillow)

[dungeonsane]

it isn't very COMFORTABLE, but you successfully decrease your SANITY by 1 through time waste.

[bloodkrieg21]

*I pet squeaks… I feed him a little food…I watch him eat it and smile*

[dungeonsane]

SQUEAKS enjoys the food.

[temp-ringoflustholder]

@sorcererest-sorcerer @the-eighth-ring @druidicrepository @damnable-druid

[bloodkrieg21]

@ignisuadaroleplay @the-mighty-dalob

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Hmm.l hey squeaks, can you like.. sniff a way out of here? Or ar least to a place we haven’t been?

[bloodkrieg21]

@dungeonsane @damnable-druid @druidicrepository @plague-doctor-on-tumbler

[dungeonsane]

SQUEAKS leads you BACKWARDS to the place you STARTED. you see a GYTHNYTH prowling the area.

[bloodkrieg21]

*I scan to see what it is made of*

[dungeonsane]

MAGMA, ASH, and PURE HATRED.

[bloodkrieg21]

“Ah”

*I run to the nearest acid pit and I fill a bottle with acid*

@dungeonsane

[dungeonsane]

YOU do that EASILY.

[dungeonsane]

You are an ADVENTURER. a while ago, you entered the LOCATH DUNGEON in search of the PYRIUM DIAMOND. now you just want to GET OUT.

unfortunately, you have gotten yourself EXTREMELY LOST.

what do you do?

@ignisuada @squeeble-deeble-academy @space-rocc @bloodkrieg21 @pythonofficial

[bloodkrieg21]

@dungeonsane I’m gonna retry something

Night passes, it is a new day, what should we try first?

@ignisuadaroleplay @damnable-druid @bi-gender-sorcerer @local-pickpocket @the-mighty-dalob @pukicho @lead-sorcerer @shittest-wizard-ever @good-wizard @life-is-okay-rn2 @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @the-mighty-dalob @gobo-dos-goblin @confused-sorcerer

(This just an idea… maybe the post is too long)

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Hmmm- Let’s check out supplies again?

[bloodkrieg21]

@dungeonsane @ignisuadaroleplay @esgiel

*I get up and check on squeaks*

[dungeonsane]

SQUEAKS has been loyally KEEPING WATCH.

[bloodkrieg21]

“You did good squeaks”

@its-target-official @itsapmseymour @the-mighty-dalob @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @profeshinul-wizurd @esgiel @cleric-posting @gnomishgimmy @fungal-boy-witch-yay @bugwizard4lyfe @magikmaelstrom

[its-target-official]

tf

*I check my pockets for my weapons and grab my bow.*

fuck where are my arrows….found em!

[bloodkrieg21]

@its-target-official

*we take out our cross bow and look it over and clean it*

[dungeonsane]

the CROSSBOW is still in EXCELLENT CONDITION.

[bloodkrieg21]

@cleric-posting

[cleric-posting-deactivated20240]

I want to look for the biggest health bar in the area.

[dungeonsane]

you have not seen any ENEMIES that you haven't PROMPTLY KILLED. [large-scale COMMANDS are also not PARSEABLE. please keep COMMANDS small.]

[cleric-posting-deactivated20240]

I put my left hand on the wall, and begin following until something grabs my attention.

[bloodkrieg21]

*well doing so I remover to take the pined post- I mean inventory and remember I have. A potion making kit*

@dungeonsane @cleric-posting

@dungeonsane @longshrimp

[longshrimp]

Can we bite something

[serious-tabaxi]

sorry all, i was distracted. let me continue where we left off.

[longshrimp]

Im going to bite you

[dungeonsane]

ok, you can attempt to bite the NARRATOR.

the NARRATOR deftly dodges your bite.

"Stop that."

[longshrimp]

No

[dungeonsane]

"do you have nothing better to do than command this poor hero's body and attempt to bite a storyteller?"

[longshrimp]

Also no

[dungeonsane]

"ah, great...."

[bloodkrieg21]

*I try to make a potion in the potion maker*

[dungeonsane]

what INGREDIENTS do you put in the POTIONMAKER?

[bloodkrieg21]

*I try rust (from the arrow head) goo, and a drop of my own blood*

[dungeonsane]

*you craft the POTION of METALBANE.*

*on consumption, all metal you touch takes 2d4 damage per round, for 1 hour.*

[bloodkrieg21]

(Good : )

*I continue to walk till I see a entity or squeaks alerts me of somthing important*

(Also how smart is squeaks… like he can understand me, but can he like do, 1 squeak for yes and 2 squeaks for no?)

@dungeonsane

[dungeonsane]

there is a GREEN ORBOHEDRON that you've somehow missed the last 3 times you passed by this corner.

[bloodkrieg21]

(What is it? A monster, item, or other?)

[serious-tabaxi]

(you'd have to interact to find out :) )

[bloodkrieg21]

(If we know what’s it’s called we should know what it does/ is? Can’t we see if it’s moving or not from surface level operations?)

[serious-tabaxi]

i mean, its not moving, so it might be an object or just a stealthy monster...

[bloodkrieg21]

“Squeaks, do you recognize it? 1 squat for yes, 2 for no.”

[dungeonsane]

SQUEAKS gives TWO SQUEAKS for DENIAL.

[bloodkrieg21]

“Okay then… one last thing.”

*I squat and pull out a little bit of rations.*

“Here boy”

*I say to the orb*

[dungeonsane]

the ORB is INDIFFERENT to your BRIBE.

[bloodkrieg21]

“Oh come on don’t you want some food?”

*I pull out a rust arrow head to add to the bribe.*

[dungeonsane]

the ORB remains APATHETIC.

[bloodkrieg21]

“Okay…”

@ignisuadaroleplay @the-mighty-dalob @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @profeshinul-wizurd @bobateaboo

[ignisuadaroleplay]

(We shove our hand into the orb: assuming it is malleable)

[dungeonsane]

*the ORB is actually very hard. you succeed in PUSHING it BACK a few centimeters*

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Ow- shit, that hurt..

(Pick up orb)

[dungeonsane]

you have ACQUIRED the GREEN ORBOHEDRON.

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Neat!!

[serious-tabaxi]

( @bloodkrieg21 you wanna ping some peeps?)

[bloodkrieg21]

@lead-sorcerer @its-target-official @by-the-welder-light @bobateaboo @lexingt0n @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @informis-the-many-faced

[longshrimp]

i will BITE the GREEN ORBOHEDRON

[dungeonsane]

the GREEN ORBOHEDRON is CRYSTALLINE in TASTE. your TEETH fail to DAMAGE the ORBOHEDRON.

[bloodkrieg21]

@sorcererest-sorcerer

*I meditate while focusing on the orb*

[dungeonsane]

you REGAIN.... somEthing. not HEALTH. not SANITY. but somEthing.

[sorcererest-sorcerer]

(I take a nap, using the orb as a pillow)

[dungeonsane]

it isn't very COMFORTABLE, but you successfully decrease your SANITY by 1 through time waste.

[bloodkrieg21]

*I pet squeaks… I feed him a little food…I watch him eat it and smile*

[dungeonsane]

SQUEAKS enjoys the food.

[temp-ringoflustholder]

@sorcererest-sorcerer @the-eighth-ring @druidicrepository @damnable-druid

[bloodkrieg21]

@ignisuadaroleplay @the-mighty-dalob

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Hmm.l hey squeaks, can you like.. sniff a way out of here? Or ar least to a place we haven’t been?

[bloodkrieg21]

@dungeonsane @damnable-druid @druidicrepository @plague-doctor-on-tumbler

[dungeonsane]

SQUEAKS leads you BACKWARDS to the place you STARTED. you see a GYTHNYTH prowling the area.

[bloodkrieg21]

*I scan to see what it is made of*

[dungeonsane]

MAGMA, ASH, and PURE HATRED.

[dungeonsane]

You are an ADVENTURER. a while ago, you entered the LOCATH DUNGEON in search of the PYRIUM DIAMOND. now you just want to GET OUT.

unfortunately, you have gotten yourself EXTREMELY LOST.

what do you do?

@ignisuada @squeeble-deeble-academy @space-rocc @bloodkrieg21 @pythonofficial

[bloodkrieg21]

@dungeonsane I’m gonna retry something

Night passes, it is a new day, what should we try first?

@ignisuadaroleplay @damnable-druid @bi-gender-sorcerer @local-pickpocket @the-mighty-dalob @pukicho @lead-sorcerer @shittest-wizard-ever @good-wizard @life-is-okay-rn2 @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @the-mighty-dalob @gobo-dos-goblin @confused-sorcerer

(This just an idea… maybe the post is too long)

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Hmmm- Let’s check out supplies again?

[bloodkrieg21]

@dungeonsane @ignisuadaroleplay @esgiel

*I get up and check on squeaks*

[dungeonsane]

SQUEAKS has been loyally KEEPING WATCH.

[bloodkrieg21]

“You did good squeaks”

@its-target-official @itsapmseymour @the-mighty-dalob @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @profeshinul-wizurd @esgiel @cleric-posting @gnomishgimmy @fungal-boy-witch-yay @bugwizard4lyfe @magikmaelstrom

[its-target-official]

tf

*I check my pockets for my weapons and grab my bow.*

fuck where are my arrows….found em!

[bloodkrieg21]

@its-target-official

*we take out our cross bow and look it over and clean it*

[dungeonsane]

the CROSSBOW is still in EXCELLENT CONDITION.

[bloodkrieg21]

@cleric-posting

[cleric-posting-deactivated20240]

I want to look for the biggest health bar in the area.

[dungeonsane]

you have not seen any ENEMIES that you haven't PROMPTLY KILLED. [large-scale COMMANDS are also not PARSEABLE. please keep COMMANDS small.]

[cleric-posting-deactivated20240]

I put my left hand on the wall, and begin following until something grabs my attention.

[bloodkrieg21]

*well doing so I remover to take the pined post- I mean inventory and remember I have. A potion making kit*

@dungeonsane @cleric-posting

@dungeonsane @longshrimp

[longshrimp]

Can we bite something

[serious-tabaxi]

sorry all, i was distracted. let me continue where we left off.

[longshrimp]

Im going to bite you

[dungeonsane]

ok, you can attempt to bite the NARRATOR.

the NARRATOR deftly dodges your bite.

"Stop that."

[longshrimp]

No

[dungeonsane]

"do you have nothing better to do than command this poor hero's body and attempt to bite a storyteller?"

[longshrimp]

Also no

[dungeonsane]

"ah, great...."

[bloodkrieg21]

*I try to make a potion in the potion maker*

[dungeonsane]

what INGREDIENTS do you put in the POTIONMAKER?

[bloodkrieg21]

*I try rust (from the arrow head) goo, and a drop of my own blood*

[dungeonsane]

*you craft the POTION of METALBANE.*

*on consumption, all metal you touch takes 2d4 damage per round, for 1 hour.*

[bloodkrieg21]

(Good : )

*I continue to walk till I see a entity or squeaks alerts me of somthing important*

(Also how smart is squeaks… like he can understand me, but can he like do, 1 squeak for yes and 2 squeaks for no?)

@dungeonsane

[dungeonsane]

there is a GREEN ORBOHEDRON that you've somehow missed the last 3 times you passed by this corner.

[bloodkrieg21]

(What is it? A monster, item, or other?)

[serious-tabaxi]

(you'd have to interact to find out :) )

[bloodkrieg21]

(If we know what’s it’s called we should know what it does/ is? Can’t we see if it’s moving or not from surface level operations?)

[serious-tabaxi]

i mean, its not moving, so it might be an object or just a stealthy monster...

[bloodkrieg21]

“Squeaks, do you recognize it? 1 squat for yes, 2 for no.”

[dungeonsane]

SQUEAKS gives TWO SQUEAKS for DENIAL.

[bloodkrieg21]

“Okay then… one last thing.”

*I squat and pull out a little bit of rations.*

“Here boy”

*I say to the orb*

[dungeonsane]

the ORB is INDIFFERENT to your BRIBE.

[bloodkrieg21]

“Oh come on don’t you want some food?”

*I pull out a rust arrow head to add to the bribe.*

[dungeonsane]

the ORB remains APATHETIC.

[bloodkrieg21]

“Okay…”

@ignisuadaroleplay @the-mighty-dalob @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @profeshinul-wizurd @bobateaboo

[ignisuadaroleplay]

(We shove our hand into the orb: assuming it is malleable)

[dungeonsane]

*the ORB is actually very hard. you succeed in PUSHING it BACK a few centimeters*

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Ow- shit, that hurt..

(Pick up orb)

[dungeonsane]

you have ACQUIRED the GREEN ORBOHEDRON.

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Neat!!

[serious-tabaxi]

( @bloodkrieg21 you wanna ping some peeps?)

[bloodkrieg21]

@lead-sorcerer @its-target-official @by-the-welder-light @bobateaboo @lexingt0n @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @informis-the-many-faced

[longshrimp]

i will BITE the GREEN ORBOHEDRON

[dungeonsane]

the GREEN ORBOHEDRON is CRYSTALLINE in TASTE. your TEETH fail to DAMAGE the ORBOHEDRON.

[bloodkrieg21]

@sorcererest-sorcerer

*I meditate while focusing on the orb*

[dungeonsane]

you REGAIN.... somEthing. not HEALTH. not SANITY. but somEthing.

[sorcererest-sorcerer]

(I take a nap, using the orb as a pillow)

[dungeonsane]

it isn't very COMFORTABLE, but you successfully decrease your SANITY by 1 through time waste.

[bloodkrieg21]

*I pet squeaks… I feed him a little food…I watch him eat it and smile*

[dungeonsane]

SQUEAKS enjoys the food.

[temp-ringoflustholder]

@sorcererest-sorcerer @the-eighth-ring @druidicrepository @damnable-druid

[bloodkrieg21]

@ignisuadaroleplay @the-mighty-dalob

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Hmm.l hey squeaks, can you like.. sniff a way out of here? Or ar least to a place we haven’t been?

[bloodkrieg21]

@dungeonsane @damnable-druid @druidicrepository @plague-doctor-on-tumbler

[dungeonsane]

SQUEAKS leads you BACKWARDS to the place you STARTED. you see a GYTHNYTH prowling the area.

[dungeonsane]

You are an ADVENTURER. a while ago, you entered the LOCATH DUNGEON in search of the PYRIUM DIAMOND. now you just want to GET OUT.

unfortunately, you have gotten yourself EXTREMELY LOST.

what do you do?

@ignisuada @squeeble-deeble-academy @space-rocc @bloodkrieg21 @pythonofficial

[bloodkrieg21]

@dungeonsane I’m gonna retry something

Night passes, it is a new day, what should we try first?

@ignisuadaroleplay @damnable-druid @bi-gender-sorcerer @local-pickpocket @the-mighty-dalob @pukicho @lead-sorcerer @shittest-wizard-ever @good-wizard @life-is-okay-rn2 @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @the-mighty-dalob @gobo-dos-goblin @confused-sorcerer

(This just an idea… maybe the post is too long)

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Hmmm- Let’s check out supplies again?

[bloodkrieg21]

@dungeonsane @ignisuadaroleplay @esgiel

*I get up and check on squeaks*

[dungeonsane]

SQUEAKS has been loyally KEEPING WATCH.

[bloodkrieg21]

“You did good squeaks”

@its-target-official @itsapmseymour @the-mighty-dalob @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @profeshinul-wizurd @esgiel @cleric-posting @gnomishgimmy @fungal-boy-witch-yay @bugwizard4lyfe @magikmaelstrom

[its-target-official]

tf

*I check my pockets for my weapons and grab my bow.*

fuck where are my arrows….found em!

[bloodkrieg21]

@its-target-official

*we take out our cross bow and look it over and clean it*

[dungeonsane]

the CROSSBOW is still in EXCELLENT CONDITION.

[bloodkrieg21]

@cleric-posting

[cleric-posting-deactivated20240]

I want to look for the biggest health bar in the area.

[dungeonsane]

you have not seen any ENEMIES that you haven't PROMPTLY KILLED. [large-scale COMMANDS are also not PARSEABLE. please keep COMMANDS small.]

[cleric-posting-deactivated20240]

I put my left hand on the wall, and begin following until something grabs my attention.

[bloodkrieg21]

*well doing so I remover to take the pined post- I mean inventory and remember I have. A potion making kit*

@dungeonsane @cleric-posting

@dungeonsane @longshrimp

[longshrimp]

Can we bite something

[serious-tabaxi]

sorry all, i was distracted. let me continue where we left off.

[longshrimp]

Im going to bite you

[dungeonsane]

ok, you can attempt to bite the NARRATOR.

the NARRATOR deftly dodges your bite.

"Stop that."

[longshrimp]

No

[dungeonsane]

"do you have nothing better to do than command this poor hero's body and attempt to bite a storyteller?"

[longshrimp]

Also no

[dungeonsane]

"ah, great...."

[bloodkrieg21]

*I try to make a potion in the potion maker*

[dungeonsane]

what INGREDIENTS do you put in the POTIONMAKER?

[bloodkrieg21]

*I try rust (from the arrow head) goo, and a drop of my own blood*

[dungeonsane]

*you craft the POTION of METALBANE.*

*on consumption, all metal you touch takes 2d4 damage per round, for 1 hour.*

[bloodkrieg21]

(Good : )

*I continue to walk till I see a entity or squeaks alerts me of somthing important*

(Also how smart is squeaks… like he can understand me, but can he like do, 1 squeak for yes and 2 squeaks for no?)

@dungeonsane

[dungeonsane]

there is a GREEN ORBOHEDRON that you've somehow missed the last 3 times you passed by this corner.

[bloodkrieg21]

(What is it? A monster, item, or other?)

[serious-tabaxi]

(you'd have to interact to find out :) )

[bloodkrieg21]

(If we know what’s it’s called we should know what it does/ is? Can’t we see if it’s moving or not from surface level operations?)

[serious-tabaxi]

i mean, its not moving, so it might be an object or just a stealthy monster...

[bloodkrieg21]

“Squeaks, do you recognize it? 1 squat for yes, 2 for no.”

[dungeonsane]

SQUEAKS gives TWO SQUEAKS for DENIAL.

[bloodkrieg21]

“Okay then… one last thing.”

*I squat and pull out a little bit of rations.*

“Here boy”

*I say to the orb*

[dungeonsane]

the ORB is INDIFFERENT to your BRIBE.

[bloodkrieg21]

“Oh come on don’t you want some food?”

*I pull out a rust arrow head to add to the bribe.*

[dungeonsane]

the ORB remains APATHETIC.

[bloodkrieg21]

“Okay…”

@ignisuadaroleplay @the-mighty-dalob @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @profeshinul-wizurd @bobateaboo

[ignisuadaroleplay]

(We shove our hand into the orb: assuming it is malleable)

[dungeonsane]

*the ORB is actually very hard. you succeed in PUSHING it BACK a few centimeters*

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Ow- shit, that hurt..

(Pick up orb)

[dungeonsane]

you have ACQUIRED the GREEN ORBOHEDRON.

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Neat!!

[serious-tabaxi]

( @bloodkrieg21 you wanna ping some peeps?)

[bloodkrieg21]

@lead-sorcerer @its-target-official @by-the-welder-light @bobateaboo @lexingt0n @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @informis-the-many-faced

[longshrimp]

i will BITE the GREEN ORBOHEDRON

[dungeonsane]

the GREEN ORBOHEDRON is CRYSTALLINE in TASTE. your TEETH fail to DAMAGE the ORBOHEDRON.

[bloodkrieg21]

@sorcererest-sorcerer

*I meditate while focusing on the orb*

[dungeonsane]

you REGAIN.... somEthing. not HEALTH. not SANITY. but somEthing.

[sorcererest-sorcerer]

(I take a nap, using the orb as a pillow)

[dungeonsane]

it isn't very COMFORTABLE, but you successfully decrease your SANITY by 1 through time waste.

[bloodkrieg21]

*I pet squeaks… I feed him a little food…I watch him eat it and smile*

[dungeonsane]

SQUEAKS enjoys the food.

[dungeonsane]

You are an ADVENTURER. a while ago, you entered the LOCATH DUNGEON in search of the PYRIUM DIAMOND. now you just want to GET OUT.

unfortunately, you have gotten yourself EXTREMELY LOST.

what do you do?

@ignisuada @squeeble-deeble-academy @space-rocc @bloodkrieg21 @pythonofficial

[bloodkrieg21]

@dungeonsane I’m gonna retry something

Night passes, it is a new day, what should we try first?

@ignisuadaroleplay @damnable-druid @bi-gender-sorcerer @local-pickpocket @the-mighty-dalob @pukicho @lead-sorcerer @shittest-wizard-ever @good-wizard @life-is-okay-rn2 @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @the-mighty-dalob @gobo-dos-goblin @confused-sorcerer

(This just an idea… maybe the post is too long)

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Hmmm- Let’s check out supplies again?

[bloodkrieg21]

@dungeonsane @ignisuadaroleplay @esgiel

*I get up and check on squeaks*

[dungeonsane]

SQUEAKS has been loyally KEEPING WATCH.

[bloodkrieg21]

“You did good squeaks”

@its-target-official @itsapmseymour @the-mighty-dalob @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @profeshinul-wizurd @esgiel @cleric-posting @gnomishgimmy @fungal-boy-witch-yay @bugwizard4lyfe @magikmaelstrom

[its-target-official]

tf

*I check my pockets for my weapons and grab my bow.*

fuck where are my arrows….found em!

[bloodkrieg21]

@its-target-official

*we take out our cross bow and look it over and clean it*

[dungeonsane]

the CROSSBOW is still in EXCELLENT CONDITION.

[bloodkrieg21]

@cleric-posting

[cleric-posting-deactivated20240]

I want to look for the biggest health bar in the area.

[dungeonsane]

you have not seen any ENEMIES that you haven't PROMPTLY KILLED. [large-scale COMMANDS are also not PARSEABLE. please keep COMMANDS small.]

[cleric-posting-deactivated20240]

I put my left hand on the wall, and begin following until something grabs my attention.

[bloodkrieg21]

*well doing so I remover to take the pined post- I mean inventory and remember I have. A potion making kit*

@dungeonsane @cleric-posting

@dungeonsane @longshrimp

[longshrimp]

Can we bite something

[serious-tabaxi]

sorry all, i was distracted. let me continue where we left off.

[longshrimp]

Im going to bite you

[dungeonsane]

ok, you can attempt to bite the NARRATOR.

the NARRATOR deftly dodges your bite.

"Stop that."

[longshrimp]

No

[dungeonsane]

"do you have nothing better to do than command this poor hero's body and attempt to bite a storyteller?"

[longshrimp]

Also no

[dungeonsane]

"ah, great...."

[bloodkrieg21]

*I try to make a potion in the potion maker*

[dungeonsane]

what INGREDIENTS do you put in the POTIONMAKER?

[bloodkrieg21]

*I try rust (from the arrow head) goo, and a drop of my own blood*

[dungeonsane]

*you craft the POTION of METALBANE.*

*on consumption, all metal you touch takes 2d4 damage per round, for 1 hour.*

[bloodkrieg21]

(Good : )

*I continue to walk till I see a entity or squeaks alerts me of somthing important*

(Also how smart is squeaks… like he can understand me, but can he like do, 1 squeak for yes and 2 squeaks for no?)

@dungeonsane

[dungeonsane]

there is a GREEN ORBOHEDRON that you've somehow missed the last 3 times you passed by this corner.

[bloodkrieg21]

(What is it? A monster, item, or other?)

[serious-tabaxi]

(you'd have to interact to find out :) )

[bloodkrieg21]

(If we know what’s it’s called we should know what it does/ is? Can’t we see if it’s moving or not from surface level operations?)

[serious-tabaxi]

i mean, its not moving, so it might be an object or just a stealthy monster...

[bloodkrieg21]

“Squeaks, do you recognize it? 1 squat for yes, 2 for no.”

[dungeonsane]

SQUEAKS gives TWO SQUEAKS for DENIAL.

[bloodkrieg21]

“Okay then… one last thing.”

*I squat and pull out a little bit of rations.*

“Here boy”

*I say to the orb*

[dungeonsane]

the ORB is INDIFFERENT to your BRIBE.

[bloodkrieg21]

“Oh come on don’t you want some food?”

*I pull out a rust arrow head to add to the bribe.*

[dungeonsane]

the ORB remains APATHETIC.

[bloodkrieg21]

“Okay…”

@ignisuadaroleplay @the-mighty-dalob @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @profeshinul-wizurd @bobateaboo

[ignisuadaroleplay]

(We shove our hand into the orb: assuming it is malleable)

[dungeonsane]

*the ORB is actually very hard. you succeed in PUSHING it BACK a few centimeters*

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Ow- shit, that hurt..

(Pick up orb)

[dungeonsane]

you have ACQUIRED the GREEN ORBOHEDRON.

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Neat!!

[serious-tabaxi]

( @bloodkrieg21 you wanna ping some peeps?)

[bloodkrieg21]

@lead-sorcerer @its-target-official @by-the-welder-light @bobateaboo @lexingt0n @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @informis-the-many-faced

[longshrimp]

i will BITE the GREEN ORBOHEDRON

[dungeonsane]

the GREEN ORBOHEDRON is CRYSTALLINE in TASTE. your TEETH fail to DAMAGE the ORBOHEDRON.

[bloodkrieg21]

@sorcererest-sorcerer

*I meditate while focusing on the orb*

[dungeonsane]

you REGAIN.... somEthing. not HEALTH. not SANITY. but somEthing.

[sorcererest-sorcerer]

(I take a nap, using the orb as a pillow)

[dungeonsane]

it isn't very COMFORTABLE, but you successfully decrease your SANITY by 1 through time waste.

[dungeonsane]

You are an ADVENTURER. a while ago, you entered the LOCATH DUNGEON in search of the PYRIUM DIAMOND. now you just want to GET OUT.

unfortunately, you have gotten yourself EXTREMELY LOST.

what do you do?

@ignisuada @squeeble-deeble-academy @space-rocc @bloodkrieg21 @pythonofficial

[bloodkrieg21]

@dungeonsane I’m gonna retry something

Night passes, it is a new day, what should we try first?

@ignisuadaroleplay @damnable-druid @bi-gender-sorcerer @local-pickpocket @the-mighty-dalob @pukicho @lead-sorcerer @shittest-wizard-ever @good-wizard @life-is-okay-rn2 @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @the-mighty-dalob @gobo-dos-goblin @confused-sorcerer

(This just an idea… maybe the post is too long)

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Hmmm- Let’s check out supplies again?

[bloodkrieg21]

@dungeonsane @ignisuadaroleplay @esgiel

*I get up and check on squeaks*

[dungeonsane]

SQUEAKS has been loyally KEEPING WATCH.

[bloodkrieg21]

“You did good squeaks”

@its-target-official @itsapmseymour @the-mighty-dalob @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @profeshinul-wizurd @esgiel @cleric-posting @gnomishgimmy @fungal-boy-witch-yay @bugwizard4lyfe @magikmaelstrom

[its-target-official]

tf

*I check my pockets for my weapons and grab my bow.*

fuck where are my arrows….found em!

[bloodkrieg21]

@its-target-official

*we take out our cross bow and look it over and clean it*

[dungeonsane]

the CROSSBOW is still in EXCELLENT CONDITION.

[bloodkrieg21]

@cleric-posting

[cleric-posting-deactivated20240]

I want to look for the biggest health bar in the area.

[dungeonsane]

you have not seen any ENEMIES that you haven't PROMPTLY KILLED. [large-scale COMMANDS are also not PARSEABLE. please keep COMMANDS small.]

[cleric-posting-deactivated20240]

I put my left hand on the wall, and begin following until something grabs my attention.

[bloodkrieg21]

*well doing so I remover to take the pined post- I mean inventory and remember I have. A potion making kit*

@dungeonsane @cleric-posting

@dungeonsane @longshrimp

[longshrimp]

Can we bite something

[serious-tabaxi]

sorry all, i was distracted. let me continue where we left off.

[longshrimp]

Im going to bite you

[dungeonsane]

ok, you can attempt to bite the NARRATOR.

the NARRATOR deftly dodges your bite.

"Stop that."

[longshrimp]

No

[dungeonsane]

"do you have nothing better to do than command this poor hero's body and attempt to bite a storyteller?"

[longshrimp]

Also no

[dungeonsane]

"ah, great...."

[bloodkrieg21]

*I try to make a potion in the potion maker*

[dungeonsane]

what INGREDIENTS do you put in the POTIONMAKER?

[bloodkrieg21]

*I try rust (from the arrow head) goo, and a drop of my own blood*

[dungeonsane]

*you craft the POTION of METALBANE.*

*on consumption, all metal you touch takes 2d4 damage per round, for 1 hour.*

[bloodkrieg21]

(Good : )

*I continue to walk till I see a entity or squeaks alerts me of somthing important*

(Also how smart is squeaks… like he can understand me, but can he like do, 1 squeak for yes and 2 squeaks for no?)

@dungeonsane

[dungeonsane]

there is a GREEN ORBOHEDRON that you've somehow missed the last 3 times you passed by this corner.

[bloodkrieg21]

(What is it? A monster, item, or other?)

[serious-tabaxi]

(you'd have to interact to find out :) )

[bloodkrieg21]

(If we know what’s it’s called we should know what it does/ is? Can’t we see if it’s moving or not from surface level operations?)

[serious-tabaxi]

i mean, its not moving, so it might be an object or just a stealthy monster...

[bloodkrieg21]

“Squeaks, do you recognize it? 1 squat for yes, 2 for no.”

[dungeonsane]

SQUEAKS gives TWO SQUEAKS for DENIAL.

[bloodkrieg21]

“Okay then… one last thing.”

*I squat and pull out a little bit of rations.*

“Here boy”

*I say to the orb*

[dungeonsane]

the ORB is INDIFFERENT to your BRIBE.

[bloodkrieg21]

“Oh come on don’t you want some food?”

*I pull out a rust arrow head to add to the bribe.*

[dungeonsane]

the ORB remains APATHETIC.

[bloodkrieg21]

“Okay…”

@ignisuadaroleplay @the-mighty-dalob @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @profeshinul-wizurd @bobateaboo

[ignisuadaroleplay]

(We shove our hand into the orb: assuming it is malleable)

[dungeonsane]

*the ORB is actually very hard. you succeed in PUSHING it BACK a few centimeters*

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Ow- shit, that hurt..

(Pick up orb)

[dungeonsane]

you have ACQUIRED the GREEN ORBOHEDRON.

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Neat!!

[serious-tabaxi]

( @bloodkrieg21 you wanna ping some peeps?)

[bloodkrieg21]

@lead-sorcerer @its-target-official @by-the-welder-light @bobateaboo @lexingt0n @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @informis-the-many-faced

[longshrimp]

i will BITE the GREEN ORBOHEDRON

[dungeonsane]

the GREEN ORBOHEDRON is CRYSTALLINE in TASTE. your TEETH fail to DAMAGE the ORBOHEDRON.

[bloodkrieg21]

@sorcererest-sorcerer

*I meditate while focusing on the orb*

[dungeonsane]

you REGAIN.... somEthing. not HEALTH. not SANITY. but somEthing.

[dungeonsane]

You are an ADVENTURER. a while ago, you entered the LOCATH DUNGEON in search of the PYRIUM DIAMOND. now you just want to GET OUT.

unfortunately, you have gotten yourself EXTREMELY LOST.

what do you do?

@ignisuada @squeeble-deeble-academy @space-rocc @bloodkrieg21 @pythonofficial

[bloodkrieg21]

@dungeonsane I’m gonna retry something

Night passes, it is a new day, what should we try first?

@ignisuadaroleplay @damnable-druid @bi-gender-sorcerer @local-pickpocket @the-mighty-dalob @pukicho @lead-sorcerer @shittest-wizard-ever @good-wizard @life-is-okay-rn2 @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @the-mighty-dalob @gobo-dos-goblin @confused-sorcerer

(This just an idea… maybe the post is too long)

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Hmmm- Let’s check out supplies again?

[bloodkrieg21]

@dungeonsane @ignisuadaroleplay @esgiel

*I get up and check on squeaks*

[dungeonsane]

SQUEAKS has been loyally KEEPING WATCH.

[bloodkrieg21]

“You did good squeaks”

@its-target-official @itsapmseymour @the-mighty-dalob @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @profeshinul-wizurd @esgiel @cleric-posting @gnomishgimmy @fungal-boy-witch-yay @bugwizard4lyfe @magikmaelstrom

[its-target-official]

tf

*I check my pockets for my weapons and grab my bow.*

fuck where are my arrows….found em!

[bloodkrieg21]

@its-target-official

*we take out our cross bow and look it over and clean it*

[dungeonsane]

the CROSSBOW is still in EXCELLENT CONDITION.

[bloodkrieg21]

@cleric-posting

[cleric-posting-deactivated20240]

I want to look for the biggest health bar in the area.

[dungeonsane]

you have not seen any ENEMIES that you haven't PROMPTLY KILLED. [large-scale COMMANDS are also not PARSEABLE. please keep COMMANDS small.]

[cleric-posting-deactivated20240]

I put my left hand on the wall, and begin following until something grabs my attention.

[bloodkrieg21]

*well doing so I remover to take the pined post- I mean inventory and remember I have. A potion making kit*

@dungeonsane @cleric-posting

@dungeonsane @longshrimp

[longshrimp]

Can we bite something

[serious-tabaxi]

sorry all, i was distracted. let me continue where we left off.

[longshrimp]

Im going to bite you

[dungeonsane]

ok, you can attempt to bite the NARRATOR.

the NARRATOR deftly dodges your bite.

"Stop that."

[longshrimp]

No

[dungeonsane]

"do you have nothing better to do than command this poor hero's body and attempt to bite a storyteller?"

[longshrimp]

Also no

[dungeonsane]

"ah, great...."

[bloodkrieg21]

*I try to make a potion in the potion maker*

[dungeonsane]

what INGREDIENTS do you put in the POTIONMAKER?

[bloodkrieg21]

*I try rust (from the arrow head) goo, and a drop of my own blood*

[dungeonsane]

*you craft the POTION of METALBANE.*

*on consumption, all metal you touch takes 2d4 damage per round, for 1 hour.*

[bloodkrieg21]

(Good : )

*I continue to walk till I see a entity or squeaks alerts me of somthing important*

(Also how smart is squeaks… like he can understand me, but can he like do, 1 squeak for yes and 2 squeaks for no?)

@dungeonsane

[dungeonsane]

there is a GREEN ORBOHEDRON that you've somehow missed the last 3 times you passed by this corner.

[bloodkrieg21]

(What is it? A monster, item, or other?)

[serious-tabaxi]

(you'd have to interact to find out :) )

[bloodkrieg21]

(If we know what’s it’s called we should know what it does/ is? Can’t we see if it’s moving or not from surface level operations?)

[serious-tabaxi]

i mean, its not moving, so it might be an object or just a stealthy monster...

[bloodkrieg21]

“Squeaks, do you recognize it? 1 squat for yes, 2 for no.”

[dungeonsane]

SQUEAKS gives TWO SQUEAKS for DENIAL.

[bloodkrieg21]

“Okay then… one last thing.”

*I squat and pull out a little bit of rations.*

“Here boy”

*I say to the orb*

[dungeonsane]

the ORB is INDIFFERENT to your BRIBE.

[bloodkrieg21]

“Oh come on don’t you want some food?”

*I pull out a rust arrow head to add to the bribe.*

[dungeonsane]

the ORB remains APATHETIC.

[bloodkrieg21]

“Okay…”

@ignisuadaroleplay @the-mighty-dalob @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @profeshinul-wizurd @bobateaboo

[ignisuadaroleplay]

(We shove our hand into the orb: assuming it is malleable)

[dungeonsane]

*the ORB is actually very hard. you succeed in PUSHING it BACK a few centimeters*

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Ow- shit, that hurt..

(Pick up orb)

[dungeonsane]

you have ACQUIRED the GREEN ORBOHEDRON.

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Neat!!

[serious-tabaxi]

( @bloodkrieg21 you wanna ping some peeps?)

[bloodkrieg21]

@hallowed-the-silver-gun

@jormungand-seas-champion

@crow-natures-wrath

@antros-ember-of-fear

@akronus-the-redeemed

@clockwork-time-watcher

@aldira-born-anew

@wizard-ghost

@yeast-wizard

@crickled-thorn-thug

@sorcererest-sorcerer

@damnable-druid

[sorcererest-sorcerer]

“Who summons the Sorcerer?”

The Sorcerer looks around at where he is.

“What is this the Backrooms? What’s going on?”

@bloodkrieg21 @serious-tabaxi @dungeonsane @ignisuadaroleplay @whoever else is playing

[bloodkrieg21]

(We aren’t in our characters, you play as this character) @dungeonsane

[sorcererest-sorcerer]

Oh I was very confused.

So we’re all controlling one guy?

[serious-tabaxi]

(yes, thats the gimmick. see dungeonsane's pinned post for a occasionally-updated list of skills and items.)

[sorcererest-sorcerer]

(We need to get this boy some sanity)

[serious-tabaxi]

(you really kind of do, yeah)

[sorcererest-sorcerer]

(If there is no danger, I would like to have him sit down and meditate. Maybe even have a nap?)

[dungeonsane]

(for future ref, please reblog from the most recent dungeonsane post on the thread- this one is the one where shrimp wanted to bite the orbohedron and found it not very breakable.)

would you like to NAP or to MEDITATE?

[dungeonsane]

You are an ADVENTURER. a while ago, you entered the LOCATH DUNGEON in search of the PYRIUM DIAMOND. now you just want to GET OUT.

unfortunately, you have gotten yourself EXTREMELY LOST.

what do you do?

@ignisuada @squeeble-deeble-academy @space-rocc @bloodkrieg21 @pythonofficial

[bloodkrieg21]

@dungeonsane I’m gonna retry something

Night passes, it is a new day, what should we try first?

@ignisuadaroleplay @damnable-druid @bi-gender-sorcerer @local-pickpocket @the-mighty-dalob @pukicho @lead-sorcerer @shittest-wizard-ever @good-wizard @life-is-okay-rn2 @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @the-mighty-dalob @gobo-dos-goblin @confused-sorcerer

(This just an idea… maybe the post is too long)

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Hmmm- Let’s check out supplies again?

[bloodkrieg21]

@dungeonsane @ignisuadaroleplay @esgiel

*I get up and check on squeaks*

[dungeonsane]

SQUEAKS has been loyally KEEPING WATCH.

[bloodkrieg21]

“You did good squeaks”

@its-target-official @itsapmseymour @the-mighty-dalob @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @profeshinul-wizurd @esgiel @cleric-posting @gnomishgimmy @fungal-boy-witch-yay @bugwizard4lyfe @magikmaelstrom

[its-target-official]

tf

*I check my pockets for my weapons and grab my bow.*

fuck where are my arrows….found em!

[bloodkrieg21]

@its-target-official

*we take out our cross bow and look it over and clean it*

[dungeonsane]

the CROSSBOW is still in EXCELLENT CONDITION.

[bloodkrieg21]

@cleric-posting

[cleric-posting-deactivated20240]

I want to look for the biggest health bar in the area.

[dungeonsane]

you have not seen any ENEMIES that you haven't PROMPTLY KILLED. [large-scale COMMANDS are also not PARSEABLE. please keep COMMANDS small.]

[cleric-posting-deactivated20240]

I put my left hand on the wall, and begin following until something grabs my attention.

[bloodkrieg21]

*well doing so I remover to take the pined post- I mean inventory and remember I have. A potion making kit*

@dungeonsane @cleric-posting

@dungeonsane @longshrimp

[longshrimp]

Can we bite something

[serious-tabaxi]

sorry all, i was distracted. let me continue where we left off.

[longshrimp]

Im going to bite you

[dungeonsane]

ok, you can attempt to bite the NARRATOR.

the NARRATOR deftly dodges your bite.

"Stop that."

[longshrimp]

No

[dungeonsane]

"do you have nothing better to do than command this poor hero's body and attempt to bite a storyteller?"

[longshrimp]

Also no

[dungeonsane]

"ah, great...."

[bloodkrieg21]

*I try to make a potion in the potion maker*

[dungeonsane]

what INGREDIENTS do you put in the POTIONMAKER?

[bloodkrieg21]

*I try rust (from the arrow head) goo, and a drop of my own blood*

[dungeonsane]

*you craft the POTION of METALBANE.*

*on consumption, all metal you touch takes 2d4 damage per round, for 1 hour.*

[bloodkrieg21]

(Good : )

*I continue to walk till I see a entity or squeaks alerts me of somthing important*

(Also how smart is squeaks… like he can understand me, but can he like do, 1 squeak for yes and 2 squeaks for no?)

@dungeonsane

[dungeonsane]

there is a GREEN ORBOHEDRON that you've somehow missed the last 3 times you passed by this corner.

[bloodkrieg21]

(What is it? A monster, item, or other?)

[serious-tabaxi]

(you'd have to interact to find out :) )

[bloodkrieg21]

(If we know what’s it’s called we should know what it does/ is? Can’t we see if it’s moving or not from surface level operations?)

[serious-tabaxi]

i mean, its not moving, so it might be an object or just a stealthy monster...

[bloodkrieg21]

“Squeaks, do you recognize it? 1 squat for yes, 2 for no.”

[dungeonsane]

SQUEAKS gives TWO SQUEAKS for DENIAL.

[bloodkrieg21]

“Okay then… one last thing.”

*I squat and pull out a little bit of rations.*

“Here boy”

*I say to the orb*

[dungeonsane]

the ORB is INDIFFERENT to your BRIBE.

[bloodkrieg21]

“Oh come on don’t you want some food?”

*I pull out a rust arrow head to add to the bribe.*

[dungeonsane]

the ORB remains APATHETIC.

[bloodkrieg21]

“Okay…”

@ignisuadaroleplay @the-mighty-dalob @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @profeshinul-wizurd @bobateaboo

[ignisuadaroleplay]

(We shove our hand into the orb: assuming it is malleable)

[dungeonsane]

*the ORB is actually very hard. you succeed in PUSHING it BACK a few centimeters*

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Ow- shit, that hurt..

(Pick up orb)

[dungeonsane]

you have ACQUIRED the GREEN ORBOHEDRON.

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Neat!!

[serious-tabaxi]

( @bloodkrieg21 you wanna ping some peeps?)

[bloodkrieg21]

@lead-sorcerer @its-target-official @by-the-welder-light @bobateaboo @lexingt0n @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @informis-the-many-faced

[longshrimp]

i will BITE the GREEN ORBOHEDRON

[dungeonsane]

the GREEN ORBOHEDRON is CRYSTALLINE in TASTE. your TEETH fail to DAMAGE the ORBOHEDRON.

[dungeonsane]

You are an ADVENTURER. a while ago, you entered the LOCATH DUNGEON in search of the PYRIUM DIAMOND. now you just want to GET OUT.

unfortunately, you have gotten yourself EXTREMELY LOST.

what do you do?

@ignisuada @squeeble-deeble-academy @space-rocc @bloodkrieg21 @pythonofficial

[bloodkrieg21]

@dungeonsane I’m gonna retry something

Night passes, it is a new day, what should we try first?

@ignisuadaroleplay @damnable-druid @bi-gender-sorcerer @local-pickpocket @the-mighty-dalob @pukicho @lead-sorcerer @shittest-wizard-ever @good-wizard @life-is-okay-rn2 @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @the-mighty-dalob @gobo-dos-goblin @confused-sorcerer

(This just an idea… maybe the post is too long)

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Hmmm- Let’s check out supplies again?

[bloodkrieg21]

@dungeonsane @ignisuadaroleplay @esgiel

*I get up and check on squeaks*

[dungeonsane]

SQUEAKS has been loyally KEEPING WATCH.

[bloodkrieg21]

“You did good squeaks”

@its-target-official @itsapmseymour @the-mighty-dalob @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @profeshinul-wizurd @esgiel @cleric-posting @gnomishgimmy @fungal-boy-witch-yay @bugwizard4lyfe @magikmaelstrom

[its-target-official]

tf

*I check my pockets for my weapons and grab my bow.*

fuck where are my arrows….found em!

[bloodkrieg21]

@its-target-official

*we take out our cross bow and look it over and clean it*

[dungeonsane]

the CROSSBOW is still in EXCELLENT CONDITION.

[bloodkrieg21]

@cleric-posting

[cleric-posting-deactivated20240]

I want to look for the biggest health bar in the area.

[dungeonsane]

you have not seen any ENEMIES that you haven't PROMPTLY KILLED. [large-scale COMMANDS are also not PARSEABLE. please keep COMMANDS small.]

[cleric-posting-deactivated20240]

I put my left hand on the wall, and begin following until something grabs my attention.

[bloodkrieg21]

*well doing so I remover to take the pined post- I mean inventory and remember I have. A potion making kit*

@dungeonsane @cleric-posting

@dungeonsane @longshrimp

[longshrimp]

Can we bite something

[serious-tabaxi]

sorry all, i was distracted. let me continue where we left off.

[longshrimp]

Im going to bite you

[dungeonsane]

ok, you can attempt to bite the NARRATOR.

the NARRATOR deftly dodges your bite.

"Stop that."

[longshrimp]

No

[dungeonsane]

"do you have nothing better to do than command this poor hero's body and attempt to bite a storyteller?"

[longshrimp]

Also no

[dungeonsane]

"ah, great...."

[bloodkrieg21]

*I try to make a potion in the potion maker*

[dungeonsane]

what INGREDIENTS do you put in the POTIONMAKER?

[bloodkrieg21]

*I try rust (from the arrow head) goo, and a drop of my own blood*

[dungeonsane]

*you craft the POTION of METALBANE.*

*on consumption, all metal you touch takes 2d4 damage per round, for 1 hour.*

[bloodkrieg21]

(Good : )

*I continue to walk till I see a entity or squeaks alerts me of somthing important*

(Also how smart is squeaks… like he can understand me, but can he like do, 1 squeak for yes and 2 squeaks for no?)

@dungeonsane

[dungeonsane]

there is a GREEN ORBOHEDRON that you've somehow missed the last 3 times you passed by this corner.

[bloodkrieg21]

(What is it? A monster, item, or other?)

[serious-tabaxi]

(you'd have to interact to find out :) )

[bloodkrieg21]

(If we know what’s it’s called we should know what it does/ is? Can’t we see if it’s moving or not from surface level operations?)

[serious-tabaxi]

i mean, its not moving, so it might be an object or just a stealthy monster...

[bloodkrieg21]

“Squeaks, do you recognize it? 1 squat for yes, 2 for no.”

[dungeonsane]

SQUEAKS gives TWO SQUEAKS for DENIAL.

[bloodkrieg21]

“Okay then… one last thing.”

*I squat and pull out a little bit of rations.*

“Here boy”

*I say to the orb*

[dungeonsane]

the ORB is INDIFFERENT to your BRIBE.

[bloodkrieg21]

“Oh come on don’t you want some food?”

*I pull out a rust arrow head to add to the bribe.*

[dungeonsane]

the ORB remains APATHETIC.

[bloodkrieg21]

“Okay…”

@ignisuadaroleplay @the-mighty-dalob @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @profeshinul-wizurd @bobateaboo

[ignisuadaroleplay]

(We shove our hand into the orb: assuming it is malleable)

[dungeonsane]

*the ORB is actually very hard. you succeed in PUSHING it BACK a few centimeters*

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Ow- shit, that hurt..

(Pick up orb)

[dungeonsane]

you have ACQUIRED the GREEN ORBOHEDRON.

[dungeonsane]

You are an ADVENTURER. a while ago, you entered the LOCATH DUNGEON in search of the PYRIUM DIAMOND. now you just want to GET OUT.

unfortunately, you have gotten yourself EXTREMELY LOST.

what do you do?

@ignisuada @squeeble-deeble-academy @space-rocc @bloodkrieg21 @pythonofficial

[bloodkrieg21]

@dungeonsane I’m gonna retry something

Night passes, it is a new day, what should we try first?

@ignisuadaroleplay @damnable-druid @bi-gender-sorcerer @local-pickpocket @the-mighty-dalob @pukicho @lead-sorcerer @shittest-wizard-ever @good-wizard @life-is-okay-rn2 @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @the-mighty-dalob @gobo-dos-goblin @confused-sorcerer

(This just an idea… maybe the post is too long)

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Hmmm- Let’s check out supplies again?

[bloodkrieg21]

@dungeonsane @ignisuadaroleplay @esgiel

*I get up and check on squeaks*

[dungeonsane]

SQUEAKS has been loyally KEEPING WATCH.

[bloodkrieg21]

“You did good squeaks”

@its-target-official @itsapmseymour @the-mighty-dalob @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @profeshinul-wizurd @esgiel @cleric-posting @gnomishgimmy @fungal-boy-witch-yay @bugwizard4lyfe @magikmaelstrom

[its-target-official]

tf

*I check my pockets for my weapons and grab my bow.*

fuck where are my arrows….found em!

[bloodkrieg21]

@its-target-official

*we take out our cross bow and look it over and clean it*

[dungeonsane]

the CROSSBOW is still in EXCELLENT CONDITION.

[bloodkrieg21]

@cleric-posting

[cleric-posting-deactivated20240]

I want to look for the biggest health bar in the area.

[dungeonsane]

you have not seen any ENEMIES that you haven't PROMPTLY KILLED. [large-scale COMMANDS are also not PARSEABLE. please keep COMMANDS small.]

[cleric-posting-deactivated20240]

I put my left hand on the wall, and begin following until something grabs my attention.

[bloodkrieg21]

*well doing so I remover to take the pined post- I mean inventory and remember I have. A potion making kit*

@dungeonsane @cleric-posting

@dungeonsane @longshrimp

[longshrimp]

Can we bite something

[serious-tabaxi]

sorry all, i was distracted. let me continue where we left off.

[longshrimp]

Im going to bite you

[dungeonsane]

ok, you can attempt to bite the NARRATOR.

the NARRATOR deftly dodges your bite.

"Stop that."

[longshrimp]

No

[dungeonsane]

"do you have nothing better to do than command this poor hero's body and attempt to bite a storyteller?"

[longshrimp]

Also no

[dungeonsane]

"ah, great...."

[bloodkrieg21]

*I try to make a potion in the potion maker*

[dungeonsane]

what INGREDIENTS do you put in the POTIONMAKER?

[bloodkrieg21]

*I try rust (from the arrow head) goo, and a drop of my own blood*

[dungeonsane]

*you craft the POTION of METALBANE.*

*on consumption, all metal you touch takes 2d4 damage per round, for 1 hour.*

[bloodkrieg21]

(Good : )

*I continue to walk till I see a entity or squeaks alerts me of somthing important*

(Also how smart is squeaks… like he can understand me, but can he like do, 1 squeak for yes and 2 squeaks for no?)

@dungeonsane

[dungeonsane]

there is a GREEN ORBOHEDRON that you've somehow missed the last 3 times you passed by this corner.

[bloodkrieg21]

(What is it? A monster, item, or other?)

[serious-tabaxi]

(you'd have to interact to find out :) )

[bloodkrieg21]

(If we know what’s it’s called we should know what it does/ is? Can’t we see if it’s moving or not from surface level operations?)

[serious-tabaxi]

i mean, its not moving, so it might be an object or just a stealthy monster...

[bloodkrieg21]

“Squeaks, do you recognize it? 1 squat for yes, 2 for no.”

[dungeonsane]

SQUEAKS gives TWO SQUEAKS for DENIAL.

[bloodkrieg21]

“Okay then… one last thing.”

*I squat and pull out a little bit of rations.*

“Here boy”

*I say to the orb*

[dungeonsane]

the ORB is INDIFFERENT to your BRIBE.

[bloodkrieg21]

“Oh come on don’t you want some food?”

*I pull out a rust arrow head to add to the bribe.*

[dungeonsane]

the ORB remains APATHETIC.

[bloodkrieg21]

“Okay…”

@ignisuadaroleplay @the-mighty-dalob @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @profeshinul-wizurd @bobateaboo

[ignisuadaroleplay]

(We shove our hand into the orb: assuming it is malleable)

[dungeonsane]

*the ORB is actually very hard. you succeed in PUSHING it BACK a few centimeters*

[dungeonsane]

You are an ADVENTURER. a while ago, you entered the LOCATH DUNGEON in search of the PYRIUM DIAMOND. now you just want to GET OUT.

unfortunately, you have gotten yourself EXTREMELY LOST.

what do you do?

@ignisuada @squeeble-deeble-academy @space-rocc @bloodkrieg21 @pythonofficial

[bloodkrieg21]

@dungeonsane I’m gonna retry something

Night passes, it is a new day, what should we try first?

@ignisuadaroleplay @damnable-druid @bi-gender-sorcerer @local-pickpocket @the-mighty-dalob @pukicho @lead-sorcerer @shittest-wizard-ever @good-wizard @life-is-okay-rn2 @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @the-mighty-dalob @gobo-dos-goblin @confused-sorcerer

(This just an idea… maybe the post is too long)

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Hmmm- Let’s check out supplies again?

[bloodkrieg21]

@dungeonsane @ignisuadaroleplay @esgiel

*I get up and check on squeaks*

[dungeonsane]

SQUEAKS has been loyally KEEPING WATCH.

[bloodkrieg21]

“You did good squeaks”

@its-target-official @itsapmseymour @the-mighty-dalob @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @profeshinul-wizurd @esgiel @cleric-posting @gnomishgimmy @fungal-boy-witch-yay @bugwizard4lyfe @magikmaelstrom

[its-target-official]

tf

*I check my pockets for my weapons and grab my bow.*

fuck where are my arrows….found em!

[bloodkrieg21]

@its-target-official

*we take out our cross bow and look it over and clean it*

[dungeonsane]

the CROSSBOW is still in EXCELLENT CONDITION.

[bloodkrieg21]

@cleric-posting

[cleric-posting-deactivated20240]

I want to look for the biggest health bar in the area.

[dungeonsane]

you have not seen any ENEMIES that you haven't PROMPTLY KILLED. [large-scale COMMANDS are also not PARSEABLE. please keep COMMANDS small.]

[cleric-posting-deactivated20240]

I put my left hand on the wall, and begin following until something grabs my attention.

[bloodkrieg21]

*well doing so I remover to take the pined post- I mean inventory and remember I have. A potion making kit*

@dungeonsane @cleric-posting

@dungeonsane @longshrimp

[longshrimp]

Can we bite something

[serious-tabaxi]

sorry all, i was distracted. let me continue where we left off.

[longshrimp]

Im going to bite you

[dungeonsane]

ok, you can attempt to bite the NARRATOR.

the NARRATOR deftly dodges your bite.

"Stop that."

[longshrimp]

No

[dungeonsane]

"do you have nothing better to do than command this poor hero's body and attempt to bite a storyteller?"

[longshrimp]

Also no

[dungeonsane]

"ah, great...."

[bloodkrieg21]

*I try to make a potion in the potion maker*

[dungeonsane]

what INGREDIENTS do you put in the POTIONMAKER?

[bloodkrieg21]

*I try rust (from the arrow head) goo, and a drop of my own blood*

[dungeonsane]

*you craft the POTION of METALBANE.*

*on consumption, all metal you touch takes 2d4 damage per round, for 1 hour.*

[bloodkrieg21]

(Good : )

*I continue to walk till I see a entity or squeaks alerts me of somthing important*

(Also how smart is squeaks… like he can understand me, but can he like do, 1 squeak for yes and 2 squeaks for no?)

@dungeonsane

[dungeonsane]

there is a GREEN ORBOHEDRON that you've somehow missed the last 3 times you passed by this corner.

[bloodkrieg21]

(What is it? A monster, item, or other?)

[serious-tabaxi]

(you'd have to interact to find out :) )

[bloodkrieg21]

(If we know what’s it’s called we should know what it does/ is? Can’t we see if it’s moving or not from surface level operations?)

[serious-tabaxi]

i mean, its not moving, so it might be an object or just a stealthy monster...

[bloodkrieg21]

“Squeaks, do you recognize it? 1 squat for yes, 2 for no.”

[dungeonsane]

SQUEAKS gives TWO SQUEAKS for DENIAL.

[bloodkrieg21]

“Okay then… one last thing.”

*I squat and pull out a little bit of rations.*

“Here boy”

*I say to the orb*

[dungeonsane]

the ORB is INDIFFERENT to your BRIBE.

[bloodkrieg21]

“Oh come on don’t you want some food?”

*I pull out a rust arrow head to add to the bribe.*

[dungeonsane]

the ORB remains APATHETIC.

[dungeonsane]

You are an ADVENTURER. a while ago, you entered the LOCATH DUNGEON in search of the PYRIUM DIAMOND. now you just want to GET OUT.

unfortunately, you have gotten yourself EXTREMELY LOST.

what do you do?

@ignisuada @squeeble-deeble-academy @space-rocc @bloodkrieg21 @pythonofficial

[bloodkrieg21]

@dungeonsane I’m gonna retry something

Night passes, it is a new day, what should we try first?

@ignisuadaroleplay @damnable-druid @bi-gender-sorcerer @local-pickpocket @the-mighty-dalob @pukicho @lead-sorcerer @shittest-wizard-ever @good-wizard @life-is-okay-rn2 @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @the-mighty-dalob @gobo-dos-goblin @confused-sorcerer

(This just an idea… maybe the post is too long)

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Hmmm- Let’s check out supplies again?

[bloodkrieg21]

@dungeonsane @ignisuadaroleplay @esgiel

*I get up and check on squeaks*

[dungeonsane]

SQUEAKS has been loyally KEEPING WATCH.

[bloodkrieg21]

“You did good squeaks”

@its-target-official @itsapmseymour @the-mighty-dalob @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @profeshinul-wizurd @esgiel @cleric-posting @gnomishgimmy @fungal-boy-witch-yay @bugwizard4lyfe @magikmaelstrom

[its-target-official]

tf

*I check my pockets for my weapons and grab my bow.*

fuck where are my arrows….found em!

[bloodkrieg21]

@its-target-official

*we take out our cross bow and look it over and clean it*

[dungeonsane]

the CROSSBOW is still in EXCELLENT CONDITION.

[bloodkrieg21]

@cleric-posting

[cleric-posting-deactivated20240]

I want to look for the biggest health bar in the area.

[dungeonsane]

you have not seen any ENEMIES that you haven't PROMPTLY KILLED. [large-scale COMMANDS are also not PARSEABLE. please keep COMMANDS small.]

[cleric-posting-deactivated20240]

I put my left hand on the wall, and begin following until something grabs my attention.

[bloodkrieg21]

*well doing so I remover to take the pined post- I mean inventory and remember I have. A potion making kit*

@dungeonsane @cleric-posting

@dungeonsane @longshrimp

[longshrimp]

Can we bite something

[serious-tabaxi]

sorry all, i was distracted. let me continue where we left off.

[longshrimp]

Im going to bite you

[dungeonsane]

ok, you can attempt to bite the NARRATOR.

the NARRATOR deftly dodges your bite.

"Stop that."

[longshrimp]

No

[dungeonsane]

"do you have nothing better to do than command this poor hero's body and attempt to bite a storyteller?"

[longshrimp]

Also no

[dungeonsane]

"ah, great...."

[bloodkrieg21]

*I try to make a potion in the potion maker*

[dungeonsane]

what INGREDIENTS do you put in the POTIONMAKER?

[bloodkrieg21]

*I try rust (from the arrow head) goo, and a drop of my own blood*

[dungeonsane]

*you craft the POTION of METALBANE.*

*on consumption, all metal you touch takes 2d4 damage per round, for 1 hour.*

[bloodkrieg21]

(Good : )

*I continue to walk till I see a entity or squeaks alerts me of somthing important*

(Also how smart is squeaks… like he can understand me, but can he like do, 1 squeak for yes and 2 squeaks for no?)

@dungeonsane

[dungeonsane]

there is a GREEN ORBOHEDRON that you've somehow missed the last 3 times you passed by this corner.

[bloodkrieg21]

(What is it? A monster, item, or other?)

[serious-tabaxi]

(you'd have to interact to find out :) )

[bloodkrieg21]

(If we know what’s it’s called we should know what it does/ is? Can’t we see if it’s moving or not from surface level operations?)

[serious-tabaxi]

i mean, its not moving, so it might be an object or just a stealthy monster...

[bloodkrieg21]

“Squeaks, do you recognize it? 1 squat for yes, 2 for no.”

[dungeonsane]

SQUEAKS gives TWO SQUEAKS for DENIAL.

[bloodkrieg21]

“Okay then… one last thing.”

*I squat and pull out a little bit of rations.*

“Here boy”

*I say to the orb*

[dungeonsane]

the ORB is INDIFFERENT to your BRIBE.

[dungeonsane]

You are an ADVENTURER. a while ago, you entered the LOCATH DUNGEON in search of the PYRIUM DIAMOND. now you just want to GET OUT.

unfortunately, you have gotten yourself EXTREMELY LOST.

what do you do?

@ignisuada @squeeble-deeble-academy @space-rocc @bloodkrieg21 @pythonofficial

[bloodkrieg21]

@dungeonsane I’m gonna retry something

Night passes, it is a new day, what should we try first?

@ignisuadaroleplay @damnable-druid @bi-gender-sorcerer @local-pickpocket @the-mighty-dalob @pukicho @lead-sorcerer @shittest-wizard-ever @good-wizard @life-is-okay-rn2 @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @the-mighty-dalob @gobo-dos-goblin @confused-sorcerer

(This just an idea… maybe the post is too long)

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Hmmm- Let’s check out supplies again?

[bloodkrieg21]

@dungeonsane @ignisuadaroleplay @esgiel

*I get up and check on squeaks*

[dungeonsane]

SQUEAKS has been loyally KEEPING WATCH.

[bloodkrieg21]

“You did good squeaks”

@its-target-official @itsapmseymour @the-mighty-dalob @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @profeshinul-wizurd @esgiel @cleric-posting @gnomishgimmy @fungal-boy-witch-yay @bugwizard4lyfe @magikmaelstrom

[its-target-official]

tf

*I check my pockets for my weapons and grab my bow.*

fuck where are my arrows….found em!

[bloodkrieg21]

@its-target-official

*we take out our cross bow and look it over and clean it*

[dungeonsane]

the CROSSBOW is still in EXCELLENT CONDITION.

[bloodkrieg21]

@cleric-posting

[cleric-posting-deactivated20240]

I want to look for the biggest health bar in the area.

[dungeonsane]

you have not seen any ENEMIES that you haven't PROMPTLY KILLED. [large-scale COMMANDS are also not PARSEABLE. please keep COMMANDS small.]

[cleric-posting-deactivated20240]

I put my left hand on the wall, and begin following until something grabs my attention.

[bloodkrieg21]

*well doing so I remover to take the pined post- I mean inventory and remember I have. A potion making kit*

@dungeonsane @cleric-posting

@dungeonsane @longshrimp

[longshrimp]

Can we bite something

[serious-tabaxi]

sorry all, i was distracted. let me continue where we left off.

[longshrimp]

Im going to bite you

[dungeonsane]

ok, you can attempt to bite the NARRATOR.

the NARRATOR deftly dodges your bite.

"Stop that."

[longshrimp]

No

[dungeonsane]

"do you have nothing better to do than command this poor hero's body and attempt to bite a storyteller?"

[longshrimp]

Also no

[dungeonsane]

"ah, great...."

[bloodkrieg21]

*I try to make a potion in the potion maker*

[dungeonsane]

what INGREDIENTS do you put in the POTIONMAKER?

[bloodkrieg21]

*I try rust (from the arrow head) goo, and a drop of my own blood*

[dungeonsane]

*you craft the POTION of METALBANE.*

*on consumption, all metal you touch takes 2d4 damage per round, for 1 hour.*

[bloodkrieg21]

(Good : )

*I continue to walk till I see a entity or squeaks alerts me of somthing important*

(Also how smart is squeaks… like he can understand me, but can he like do, 1 squeak for yes and 2 squeaks for no?)

@dungeonsane

[dungeonsane]

there is a GREEN ORBOHEDRON that you've somehow missed the last 3 times you passed by this corner.

[bloodkrieg21]

(What is it? A monster, item, or other?)

[serious-tabaxi]

(you'd have to interact to find out :) )

[bloodkrieg21]

(If we know what’s it’s called we should know what it does/ is? Can’t we see if it’s moving or not from surface level operations?)

[serious-tabaxi]

i mean, its not moving, so it might be an object or just a stealthy monster...

[bloodkrieg21]

“Squeaks, do you recognize it? 1 squat for yes, 2 for no.”

[dungeonsane]

SQUEAKS gives TWO SQUEAKS for DENIAL.

[dungeonsane]

You are an ADVENTURER. a while ago, you entered the LOCATH DUNGEON in search of the PYRIUM DIAMOND. now you just want to GET OUT.

unfortunately, you have gotten yourself EXTREMELY LOST.

what do you do?

@ignisuada @squeeble-deeble-academy @space-rocc @bloodkrieg21 @pythonofficial

[bloodkrieg21]

@dungeonsane I’m gonna retry something

Night passes, it is a new day, what should we try first?

@ignisuadaroleplay @damnable-druid @bi-gender-sorcerer @local-pickpocket @the-mighty-dalob @pukicho @lead-sorcerer @shittest-wizard-ever @good-wizard @life-is-okay-rn2 @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @the-mighty-dalob @gobo-dos-goblin @confused-sorcerer

(This just an idea… maybe the post is too long)

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Hmmm- Let’s check out supplies again?

[bloodkrieg21]

@dungeonsane @ignisuadaroleplay @esgiel

*I get up and check on squeaks*

[dungeonsane]

SQUEAKS has been loyally KEEPING WATCH.

[bloodkrieg21]

“You did good squeaks”

@its-target-official @itsapmseymour @the-mighty-dalob @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @profeshinul-wizurd @esgiel @cleric-posting @gnomishgimmy @fungal-boy-witch-yay @bugwizard4lyfe @magikmaelstrom

[its-target-official]

tf

*I check my pockets for my weapons and grab my bow.*

fuck where are my arrows….found em!

[bloodkrieg21]

@its-target-official

*we take out our cross bow and look it over and clean it*

[dungeonsane]

the CROSSBOW is still in EXCELLENT CONDITION.

[bloodkrieg21]

@cleric-posting

[cleric-posting-deactivated20240]

I want to look for the biggest health bar in the area.

[dungeonsane]

you have not seen any ENEMIES that you haven't PROMPTLY KILLED. [large-scale COMMANDS are also not PARSEABLE. please keep COMMANDS small.]

[cleric-posting-deactivated20240]

I put my left hand on the wall, and begin following until something grabs my attention.

[bloodkrieg21]

*well doing so I remover to take the pined post- I mean inventory and remember I have. A potion making kit*

@dungeonsane @cleric-posting

@dungeonsane @longshrimp

[longshrimp]

Can we bite something

[serious-tabaxi]

sorry all, i was distracted. let me continue where we left off.

[longshrimp]

Im going to bite you

[dungeonsane]

ok, you can attempt to bite the NARRATOR.

the NARRATOR deftly dodges your bite.

"Stop that."

[longshrimp]

No

[dungeonsane]

"do you have nothing better to do than command this poor hero's body and attempt to bite a storyteller?"

[longshrimp]

Also no

[dungeonsane]

"ah, great...."

[bloodkrieg21]

*I try to make a potion in the potion maker*

[dungeonsane]

what INGREDIENTS do you put in the POTIONMAKER?

[bloodkrieg21]

*I try rust (from the arrow head) goo, and a drop of my own blood*

[dungeonsane]

*you craft the POTION of METALBANE.*

*on consumption, all metal you touch takes 2d4 damage per round, for 1 hour.*

[bloodkrieg21]

(Good : )

*I continue to walk till I see a entity or squeaks alerts me of somthing important*

(Also how smart is squeaks… like he can understand me, but can he like do, 1 squeak for yes and 2 squeaks for no?)

@dungeonsane

[dungeonsane]

there is a GREEN ORBOHEDRON that you've somehow missed the last 3 times you passed by this corner.