hey guys,,,

target

uwu

uwu :3

im sure you know who i am (laughs smugly)

anyways are you open to me bullying you

uhhh you can try

orcboxer

A grinch? *takes a long pull from a whiskey bottle* Yeah, I killed one. Found it in an alley, matted fur, bloodshot eyes, had a dead who in its jaws. Poor fucker had tried to touch it with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole. Shoulda been forty. *takes another long drink, slams the bottle down* Held its throat shut till its limbs stopped thrashing. Saw the light fade from its eyes. Didn't even realize till it was over the damn thing took one of my fingers. After that, I swore to myself, I was done. Threw my who-hatchet in the lake...

maybe it's time for that monoxide detector check

#you know #just in case

it always surprises me what a fucking rambler I am but then again im pretty sure “talks too much” was part of my autism diagnosis

okay they said it nicer than that they called me hyperverbal but it’s basically the same thing as “can’t shut the fuck up”

LMAO i found it

“[s]he was highly verbal and tended to talk excessively”

It’s literally part of my autism diagnosis that’s so funny

#I have nothing to add to this I just think it’s hilarious #< this will sustain my ego for the next 4-5 business days thanks

uhh yeah. says here tge doctor diagnosed you with yapper. yeah no it's incurable

it always surprises me what a fucking rambler I am but then again im pretty sure “talks too much” was part of my autism diagnosis

okay they said it nicer than that they called me hyperverbal but it’s basically the same thing as “can’t shut the fuck up”

LMAO i found it

“[s]he was highly verbal and tended to talk excessively”

It’s literally part of my autism diagnosis that’s so funny

uhh yeah. says here tge doctor diagnosed you with yapper. yeah no it's incurable

I JSUT WANT TO READ A/B/O FANFIC NOT SMUT PLEASEEEEE

oh this is entirely the wrong blog please ignore

I JSUT WANT TO READ A/B/O FANFIC NOT SMUT PLEASEEEEE

CHAPTER ONE of my gimmickverse fanfic — now out! Currently, @its-target-official & @walmart-the-official are the only blogs included, with @yes-im-youtube-kids prioritized to be added next. (And yes, I know, this first chapter is short. It'll get longer as I update it.)

REMINDER TO: Reblog one of my posts that I've made about my project specifically to be added to the list of people to add!

This is a repost, so if you thought you already had a tag from me — you did! I'm just doing it twice.

@incognito-mode-official @the-real-ecosia @darkstarbucks @im-pandora-i-promise @the-real-yahoo-mail @the-real-gmail @bingle-official @totally-bingle @the-real-google @totally-bing @official-firefox-nightly @the-tumblur-searchbar @not-not-turnblr @spotify-official @bonafide-browser-brave @definitely-mihoyo @wikipedia-the-non-official (SOME OF THESE MIGHT BE INACTIVE, I DON'T CARE. Toooo lazy to check every single blog. 🥱) (+ @its-target-official @walmart-the-official @yes-im-youtube-kids , it for some reason won't register as a tag up above so i'm putting it HERE instead.)

walmart-the-official

tumblr just now notifying me of this tag lmao

same :/

Chapter two of Dès Vu (my gimmickverse fanfic) out now! Currently, @its-target-official and @walmart-the-official are still the only ones in the fanfic.

List of people to be added next:

@yes-im-youtube-kids @officialtinder @time-traveler-that-fucked-up

WHY HAS TUMBLR ONLY NOW TOLD ME ABOUT THIS. WHAT THE FUCK.

It's evil and decided I don't deserve tags. 😭

#btw c!target is chronically stressed and may or may not have two other little fucks running around its head #if you wish for more lore i will ambush your inbox with it don't you worry my little writer friend

anyways i just read the whole thing and it's only added to the autism excitement from watching wake up dead man (EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE) i'm very excited for whenever the next chapter is released

Chapter two of Dès Vu (my gimmickverse fanfic) out now! Currently, @its-target-official and @walmart-the-official are still the only ones in the fanfic.

List of people to be added next:

@yes-im-youtube-kids @officialtinder @time-traveler-that-fucked-up

WHY HAS TUMBLR ONLY NOW TOLD ME ABOUT THIS. WHAT THE FUCK.

#IM SO SORRY

THANK YOU FOR ACTUALLY REBLOGGING INSTEAD OF JUST IGNORING THE POST, I LOVE YOU.

- @gimmickverse-writer-anon

:3 i love u too!

i am very lonely, that's why i don't post much cause i don't get any responses lol but i would love to be more active haha

#i am here #my banner is a pretty good representation of my character but if you need something more specific just ask and i'll dm you

hi! i'm tagging every semi-active gimmick blog i can remember. i'm planning on starting a gimmickverse fanfic project, inspired by the old "slice of each life" fic, with gimmick blogs that are active in the big '25 and hopefully into the '26.

i'm GX, and i ran a few semi-popular gimmick blogs in 2024. i haven't been active for a while, but i made a new tumblr account, and trying again. i want to start this project, but since i haven't been active, i don't know and can barely find active gimmick blogs! i've tagged some that i know below, but i need YOUR 🫵 (yes, you, the viewer!) help to actually gain traction so i can start my work!

i've written a ruleset on my profile for anyone who sees this to go check out, and i need current gimmick blog owners to help me out with finding active blogs to use for my project. reblog and tag anyone you know, and i'll put them in my list, and they'll have a chance to be added, if i think they'll be fun to write.

@walmart-the-official @maryland-officially @yes-im-youtube-kids @the-tumblur-searchbar @the-real-google @bingle-official @centers-for-disease-control

if you don't want to be tagged, please tell me. i just need people to notice this blog so i can start. please tag others!!! xoxo!! i just need to get this posted so that i stop procrastinating. askbox is always open

yes-im-youtube-kids

hi....... do you know any other active gimmick blogs, purrhaps........? just curious.... ok.....?

- @gimmickverse-writer-anon

hi!! i know there’s a lot of other gimmicks that are still active but as for corpos i have ✨a list✨ (which does not include all of them just the ones i’ve seen and may be inaccurate as i checked all their blogs a few months ago):

@incognito-mode-official @the-real-ecosia @darkstarbucks (💣) @im-pandora-i-promise @apple-music-offical @apple-unofficial @duothelingo @the-real-yahoo-mail @the-real-gmail @bingle-official @totally-bingle @the-real-google @totally-bing @its-target-official @official-firefox-nightly @the-tumblur-searchbar @the-twitter-hidebox @not-not-turnblr @spotify-official @bonafide-browser-brave @definitely-mihoyo

do yall have any others?

#(please please please please please talk to me guys)#(i am languishing in isolation over here T-T)

i do in fact exist

blinkees

asexual-official

Calling meeeee?? :DD

shakespearean-corrector

try saying something Shakespearean

asexual-official

What hast thou done to me, shakespearean Grammarly equivalent!

I swear upon the seven souls that inhabit thine deities! I shall never ever forgive thine actions today. Thou hast awoken a desire in mine heart. A desire so deep that no man hath known it before!

À desire to speak as if I were the Bard

shakespearean-corrector

SO CLOSE

It is thy deities and heart, not thine (this is unless thou dostn't pronounce the h in heart)

asexual-official

Woag! Thank you Tumblr user is-this-shakespearean-accurate! I shall rectify my mistakes and try again in the future :3

gimmickblog-posts-detector

gimmickblog-posts not detected

gimmickblog-posts

certified gimmick post

come buy our stuff and we won't eat you

finicillium

I have been cursed to be ill on Halloween..

hekate-offical

it’s a sign that evil was going to come for you it’s like the burnt toast theory

finicillium

What.. what's the burnt toast theory?

hekate-offical

where an minor inconvenience happens that prevents you from getting into a bad situation, for example, burning your toast so you have to remake it, but if you wouldn’t have burnt it, in the time you would’ve took remaking it something bad would’ve happened to you like getting in a car crash or something like that