prelude

i have trouble writing the word wiener without spellcheck

[dupliblazed-blog]

reblogging that was technically an accident but incidentally i extend the instruction to cease all traces of boy hooing

[2nayoshi]

HOOOOOOOO BOY.

[crimebiter]

C34S3 YOUR BOY HOO1NG

1 KNOW YOU 4R3 NOT 4N OWL

[grieftrap-deactivated20190410]

SoKaY mOtHeRfUcKeR yOu AlL gEt YoUr GrIeFtUbEs DrY, i’lL sIt TiGhT rIgHt ThE fUcK hErE aNd GeT mY pRoCuReMeNt On Of A dElIcIoUs MoThErFuCkIn BeVeRaGe.

hEcK yEaH :o) MaAaAn I dOn’t GoT a LoT oF gOoD tHiNgS aLl HaPpEnIn ReCeNtLy To TeLl YoU aBoUt :o( GoT mY hArSh On KiNdA oN aCcIdEnT aT a MoThErFuCkEr, ThAt SuCkEd. MaRyAm’s PrObAlBy GoNnA bE eVeN mOrE pIsSeD aT mE. gOaTdAd AlL gOt HiMsElFf AbScOnDeD lAsT mOrNiNg, ToO. GuEsS sHiT’S kInDa MoTeRfUcKiN lOuSy If I tHiNk AbOuT iT :o(

[dupliblazed-blog]

thanks man if anyone asks you can just say i drank an exceptionally potent can of coke without preparing for the consequences

what brand of harsh got on bro whaddya mean

[diddlydamn-deactivated20130809]

I spent a good ten minutes trying to get what you mean by antipasto bar and im still unsure.

Am i just daft or???

[dupliblazed-blog]

yknow like appetizers. hors doeurve on fancy golden platters

i thought a place as prestigious as this would have manservants carrying fingerfoods up the wazoo

[dechoient-deactivated20150714]

Those are just excuses he has for his own incompetence and the river should have known that at that stage in his life, he was in no way able to truly care for anything that gets thrown in him.  He was unprepared and he paid the price. Several times.  You reap what you sow, after all.  Perhaps on a television show intended for extremely young viewers, yes. 

[dupliblazed-blog]

you wouldnt believe his incredible and heart-wrenching sap story but i bet itd flip your opinion of him right over

its hard growing up as a major continental body of water in 1920s gang-engorged chicago he couldnt get a job anywhere without sideways looks and raised noses

[dechoient-deactivated20150714]

I would quickly find willing people to become their owners and instruct them on how to care and raise for them. There are proper techniques to raising the cats in my possession and if my words aren’t headed, they will own you rather than the other way around.  No, never.  I’m 98% sure paprika is a type of spice. 

[dupliblazed-blog]

dont call the river out on its mediocre to questionable parenting skills alright it was one time, he was young, didnt have enough money for the cpr license etc

he gets hounded enough and hes just trying to live his life

2% of me thinks it was the dog

[dupliblazed-blog]

martyegbert replied to your post: 

everything is john.

im dave

[diddlydamn-deactivated20130809]

Wooh! New followers! Its almost cocamamie how many of you there already are! Or maybe it just seems like a vast amount cause ive been living with one other guy.

None the less, welcome! Im jake english, your gracious blog host!

[dupliblazed-blog]

great youre here ive been looking for your blogs antipasto bar for ages

[dechoient-deactivated20150714]

What if I’m allergic to said paprika and spices in general? Then what, Dave? My lyrics are acceptable because they were fitting and they won’t cause an allergic reaction do to “paprika" being added to it.

[dupliblazed-blog]

what if you found out you were allergic to cats lalonde then what

would you THROW THEM ALL IN A RIVER? or something slightly more humane but weaker in arguments bliss

im not sure what paprika is but i think it was in blues clues

[dupliblazed-blog]

i guess ive passed the point of being overdue on updating my friends page but id probably experience webpage culture shock if it wasnt a blank slate of solely john egbert and his taunting deviousness

[rawspecimen]

credit

[dechoient-deactivated20150714]

The reference just flew right past you. 

[dupliblazed-blog]

no i kicked it up with some paprika so it didnt boil down to standard ass perri lyrics used in klaine fanfiction

[grieftrap-deactivated20190410]

MaAaAaAaN, yOu ArE pRoBaBlY tHe SmArTeSt MoThErFuCkEr I kNoW, yOu DiG? nEvEr AlL mOtHeRfUcKiN tHoUgHt Of ThAt ShIt, HaHa.

pOcKeTdIaLiNgS aLl MoRe ThAn He UsUaLlY mOtHeRfUcKiN dOeS aNd MoThErFuCkIn BeGgErS cAnT aLl Be MoThErFuCkIn ChOoSeRs, YoU dIg, So SiGn Me ThE mOtHeRfUcK uP iN a BiNdInG mOtHeRfUcKiN cOnTrAcT, yO!

[dupliblazed-blog]

overwhelmingly speaking nobodys ever said that to me before so gimmie a few mad minutes to wipe the dew from each eye crease

anyway this whole rap got stale like three acts ago wanna kick it up in the jugulars and start over

whats new man

[dupliblazed-blog]

horreuresque replied to your post: 

I have died everyday waiting for you.

the polar magnitude of my frosted skin these past few days reached critical temperatures in my icy longing. i wrote a fuckin operetta dedicated to what was lost

got ok reviews on rotten tomatoes

[dupliblazed-blog]

couldnt remember the password to my blog

took me forever to realize it wasnt my usual boatsandgays001

[cempasuchils-deactivated2013082]

suddenly people are following me and i dont know if i should celebrate this fact or play that one song with the whole “i always feel like somebodies watching me" line

we will just go with celebrate for now!

im aradia and ive been watching dumb videos all day! how are you guys?

[dupliblazed-blog]

considering i dropped off the face of internet reality for about three days im gonna opt for the less criminalizing excuse and say i was doing something important. vital for the survival of humanity probably

everythings ok on this end whats up aradia

[captainhammerarms-deactivated20]

what makes you think a morgue would have any kind of beef.

[dupliblazed-blog]

familiarize yourself with PET SEMETARY or maybe someone was just really close with the family cow and wanted to be buried beside ol'faithful idk have an imagination if were gonna roleplay this dude

actually ive never even seen the movie or read that book but i dont think its got anything to do with cattle. whats up